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It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:

 

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-we-will-never-see-a-more-godly-biblical-president-than-trump/

 

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Former Minnesota congresswoman and current Religious Right “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann was a guest on Jan Markell’s “Understanding The Times” radio program last weekend, where she prayed that God will expose those in the “deep state” who are supposedly working to undermine President Trump, whom she declared to be the most godly and biblical president she has ever seen.

 

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“The deep state are people who have permanent jobs within the federal government,” Bachmann said. “Not everyone is a part of the deep state, but you don’t need everyone. If you have just a hundred people who are in line with the goals to advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad, for instance, and they have jobs within the federal government, they can do very serious damage.”

 

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Bachmann said that Christians must pray that God will expose such forces so that they can be removed from the government.

“This is how I pray,” she said. “I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness. And he has remarkable ways of doing this, where you can only say it’s the hand of God who exposes the hidden deeds of darkness. And that’s one way I would ask your listeners to pray, to please pray that God would expose these hidden deeds of darkness. And he does. Trust him, he will.”

 

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“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”

 

 

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It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:
 
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-we-will-never-see-a-more-godly-biblical-president-than-trump/
 
Former Minnesota congresswoman and current Religious Right “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann was a guest on Jan Markell’s “Understanding The Times” radio program last weekend, where she prayed that God will expose those in the “deep state” who are supposedly working to undermine President Trump, whom she declared to be the most godly and biblical president she has ever seen.
 
“The deep state are people who have permanent jobs within the federal government,” Bachmann said. “Not everyone is a part of the deep state, but you don’t need everyone. If you have just a hundred people who are in line with the goals to advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad, for instance, and they have jobs within the federal government, they can do very serious damage.”
 
Bachmann said that Christians must pray that God will expose such forces so that they can be removed from the government.
“This is how I pray,” she said. “I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness. And he has remarkable ways of doing this, where you can only say it’s the hand of God who exposes the hidden deeds of darkness. And that’s one way I would ask your listeners to pray, to please pray that God would expose these hidden deeds of darkness. And he does. Trust him, he will.”
 
“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”
 
 

It’s true. I could cite you passages from the book of Rawdogging Porn Stars While Your Wife is Pregnant, or the book of Fuck Over Your Honest, Hardworking Contractors, and especially the book of Lying all the Fucking Time, and they’ll back her up. Wait...your Bible doesn’t have those? Commie.
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 
 
 
 

It’s true. I could cite you passages from the book of Rawdogging Porn Stars While Your Wife is Pregnant, or the book of Fuck Over Your Honest, Hardworking Contractors, and especially the book of Lying all the Fucking Time, and they’ll back her up. Wait...your Bible doesn’t have those? Commie.

I used to wonder whether these types of politicians actually believed the shit they spew or whether it was a cynical ploy to dupe the rubes or confuse the masses.

While there was a certain comfort in believing they weren't completely out of touch with reality but were only using deception, deflection, or distraction to manipulate the less fortunate, I'm coming around to the belief aome actually believe the shit they say.

That, my friends, seems a much more dangerous path down the decision tree.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's one thing to know Michele Bachmann is stupid as shit, but it's another to read her own words:

“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetim e.

 

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That Bachmann quote tripped me out. The Evangelicals are now through the looking-glass.

Isiah 5:20 "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"

 

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https://www.kvue.com/article/news/crime/former-hays-county-gop-leader-arrested-for-aggravated-sexual-assault-of-a-child/269-6faa0178-71c3-4d87-b001-160b05a11775
Hayes Co GOP official diddling kids.  Maybe he can still be on be on the State Supreme Court.  Or even Senator!


Was he wearing a dress and in the bathroom claiming to be a woman when this all went down?
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That Bachmann quote tripped me out. The Evangelicals are now through the looking-glass.

Isiah 5:20 "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"

 

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I know I’m fully disqualified to speak on moral issues given statistically speaking I occupy the maximum spots in the LGBTQ rainbow but I’m with you.

 

I left the church for a lot of reasons but before I did when I was a staunch Republican I couldn’t stand the budding hypocrisy. I defended abortion rights not because I felt abortion was a morally sound decision - but because a secular government is paramount for the protection of religious freedom. And with the protection of religious freedom comes the protection from religious discrimination and the protection of freedom from religion. And that in a nutshell is all I want - for every man, woman and child of all colors, all ages, all religions or lack thereof and for every cocksucker and muffdiver regardless of what they possess between their legs and whether natural or corrected by man to be able to live free, with life, liberty and a chance at happiness.

 

I’m troph and I approve this message.

 

Now get outta here with that trump is biblical shit, good lord.

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just goes to prove that you believe what you want to believe.   trump is the least christian president we've ever had in our history yet the fundamentalists are calling him biblical and of all things godly.  i cant believe how they could possibly spin any of his unconstitutional, unethical actions into godly.

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16 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

just goes to prove that you believe what you want to believe.   trump is the least christian president we've ever had in our history yet the fundamentalists are calling him biblical and of all things godly.  i cant believe how they could possibly spin any of his unconstitutional, unethical actions into godly.

I think it shows how scared they are.  They know they have to fire up the rubes in any way possible in order to keep the Rs in power.

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On 4/17/2019 at 10:16 AM, Js1 said:

His LGBT record was atrocious. A 0.0 from the human rights campaign 

 and a big gaybo to boot

 

i just went to that dude's instagram...if he was closeted before, that had to be the worst kept secret ever.

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Dont think its possible to write write a better description of what a Trumpublican is than that.  A congressman, who is soon to be a felon, faking something to rile up the base about brown people.  10/10.  This is today’s Republican Party.  

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Dont think its possible to write write a better description of what a Trumpublican is than that.  A congressman, who is soon to be a felon, faking something to rile up the base about brown people.  10/10.  This is today’s Republican Party.  

You could an act sexual assault and/or a solicitation of homosexual sexual activity depending on previous rhetoric on family values and gay bashing.

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So they're fine with foreign election meddling but want to crack down on Illegals potentially voting despite a lack of evidence of its occurrence while supporting voter surpression. The democrats have plenty to campaign on. 

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 That pent up ball of bat-shit crazy has a likely outlet the hubs just does not meet.   So, would.

Haha, the joke is on the Democrats. That's a dude.

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Beto did too well in 2018.   Time to discourage voting.

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/22/714950127/after-democrats-surged-in-2018-republican-run-states-eye-new-curbs-on-voting?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20190422

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Texas: from misdemeanor to felony

Texas Senate Bill 9 — which was recently approved by the state Senate and is under consideration by the legislature — would make it a felony, punishable by jail time, for anyone who provides false information on a voter registration form or casts a ballot when they are ineligible, even if it's by mistake.

Voting groups in the state say they are concerned this effort could result in jail time for people who don't properly fill out their voter registration forms. Currently, providing false information on an application is a misdemeanor.

"If Senate Bill 9 passes, a person who makes a simple mistake — puts the wrong ZIP code on a voter registration card — could be prosecuted, fined and even put in jail," said Kathy Miller, president of the Texas Freedom Network, which registers young voters, among other things.

Of course in the meantime, our state AG still hasn’t had his criminal case go to trial.

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