The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Brisketexan 106,929]

 

Well….I’m glad she’s at least philosophically on board with how I’ve been saying we should treat people who actually committed violent treason against the United States on January 6. That’s what she’s talking about, right? People who actually employed force and violence with a goal of overthrowing the government and cutting off a constitutional process? I say welcome aboard, sweetness!

[Mole 4,344]

Jesus guns babies.

[Sawbonz 28,230]

9 minutes ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

The Jesus I know doesn’t 

[Mole 4,344]

Her understanding of the Sermon on the Mount is pretty wild. Must be in the Message Bible or something.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

No one loved guns more than Jesus.

[Horn Dog 10,158]

36 minutes ago, Mole said:

Her understanding of the Sermon on the Mount is pretty wild. Must be in the Message Bible or something.

That was brown, jewy, middle eastern Jesus.  White, ‘merican, christian Jesus had a whole different message.

[bluto 4,998]

1 hour ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

I’d prefer not play marry f kill thank you 

[Guadaloopy 11,135]

So the same crowd that likes to “keep politics out of sports” yells “Let’s Go Brandon” from the gallery at the PGA Championship.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,860]

Tax them all and let Jesus sort it out.  Via remittances.  

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The Jesus I know doesn’t 

You'd be surprised what Jesus can fit into a t-shirt cannon at the after party magic shows. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

On 5/20/2022 at 9:11 AM, TexasEd said:

Joel is just Jim & Tammy Faye with less social outreach and better accountant.

Wasn't it Joel's church that had the money in the wall of the bathroom? That really puts the C in the CPA doesn't it?

[BrickHorn 18,447]

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Governor, I played with Bob Marley. I knew Bob Marley. Bob Marley was a friend of mine. Governor, you’re no Bob Marley.

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[bluto 4,998]

I’m sure the wayfair truthers and pizza gaters will get all up in the SBC’s ass any minute 

[Gil Bang 26,245]

I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

[Player 4,611]

Wasn't it Joel's church that had the money in the wall of the bathroom? That really puts the C in the CPA doesn't it?

Joel is shifty like that.

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[mchookem 16,771]

7 hours ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

member when Obama got in trouble for referencing these people 'clinging to their guns and bibles'?

i member.

 

[Biff Tannen 46,170]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

You think most of these people are smart enough to comprehend what "corporate religion" means?

[Dnaguy 12,632]

8 hours ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

 

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The Jesus I know doesn’t 

Father.

Son.

and

HOLY spirit.

The Bible says that.

It's in there.

I didn't write.

[F250 29,201]

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Bottom of the fucking barrel.

 

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No one loved guns more than Jesus.

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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,931]

Somehow this seems appropriate.

 

[F250 29,201]

9 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

I've been saying this for awhile. There are a shit ton of nutty women in politics, shitty isn't confined to one gender.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,530]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

I've been saying this for awhile. There are a shit ton of nutty women in politics, shitty isn't confined to one gender.

 

As a female politician, you have to be nuttier than your male opponent if you wish to win. 

[F250 29,201]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As a female politician, you have to be nuttier than your male opponent if you wish to win. 

 

[Brisketexan 106,929]

 

Biggest mistake of her career. She should have claimed it. It would have made her 10X hotter, and locked up the male vote.

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Biggest mistake of her career. She should have claimed it. It would have made her 10X hotter, and locked up the male vote.

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36 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

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4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

So the same crowd that likes to “keep politics out of sports” yells “Let’s Go Brandon” from the gallery at the PGA Championship.  

Don't worry, George Soros is making sure that those idiots are going to be replaced by black or brown fans.

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think most of these people are smart enough to comprehend what "corporate religion" means?

Those people believe they are going to find the kind of success that Joel Osteen and the other prosperity types are preaching about.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

13 hours ago, mchookem said:

member when Obama got in trouble for referencing these people 'clinging to their guns and bibles'?

i member.

 

 

12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Somehow this seems appropriate.

 

let's spice it up

 

[Catdaddyhorn 3,468]

On 5/10/2022 at 10:36 AM, NWBuck said:

Which is fascinating when you remember that many Evangelicals weren't involved in the early anti-abortion movement because it was a "Catholic cause"

And it's even more fascinating when you consider how Evangelicals joining the anti-abortion movement fundamentally changed the policy objectives expressed by the movement. If you read back in the 70s there was more of a push for childcare enhancements and attacking poverty. Basically way more stuff you'd expect from a Catholic based movement as opposed to an Evangelical based movement. And judging from the actions of that archbishop out in the San Francisco the involvement of Evangelicals in the anti-abortion movement is even altering how some American Catholics view this issue in particular vs other "anti-ilife" policy beliefs by politicians ie war, death penalty, etc. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

lol, wut?

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1,273]

23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Its been a while since I read it but I don't recall the constitution addressing firing squads.

 

 

[Brisketexan 106,929]

Its been a while since I read it but I don't recall the constitution addressing firing squads.
 
 

It’s right there in the clause stating “and the US is a Christian nation.” Can’t believe you missed it.

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58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

As Darth Vader of MEGA DARK MAGA would say:

THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE. THE TEA PARTY HAS BECOME THE KOOL-ADE PARTY. INSTEAD OF OVERTHROWING THE TYRANNY OF OUR COLONIAL RULERS OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO IN ORDER TO HAVE TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION, WE ARE GOING TO JUST DRINK THE KOOL-ADE AND TOAST OUR NEW EMPEROR, THE MEGA DARK MAGA KING TRUMP. HE SEEMS LIKE A FORGIVING NON-NARCISSISTIC SORT. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[Horn Dog 10,158]

Alright.  Who had Social Conservative claiming lower taxes and tax exceptions/write offs as the "new communism" on their bingo cards??   This fucking time line....

[Beau Vine 55,867]

 

Edited May 24, 2022 by Beau Vine

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9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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[Pato del Muerto 53,530]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

I heard a salacious rumor recently, with no evidence to support it, that many of our founding fathers were born in a British colony!  As if a bunch of British people would fight for the USA against Britain.  Anyway, if you weren’t born an American citizen, you had no right to take part in the American revolution. 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

Lulz.

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

Did the Michigan GOP tell The Villages in Florida to hold its beer? 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

Gotdam, these people are fucking nuts:

 

[Biff Tannen 46,170]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Screaming the quiet part out loud.