The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

One kid. They passed a bill because of one kid.

[WhatTheBuck 28,708]

Wtf, Missouri? Here’s another loon. I can’t believe they elected the Nazi Josh Hawley over Claire McCaskill. I think she’s awesome. He’s a little prick. And they have a Governor who won’t pardon a man convicted to life in prison who even the prosecutors who convicted him now admit that he is innocent.

https://www.kcur.org/news/2021-06-03/missouri-governor-does-not-pardon-kevin-strickland-who-prosecutor-says-is-wrongfully-imprisoned

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,343]

If Dems want to win they need to plaster these simple soundbytes everywhere.

 

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit Mo Horn!

 

This fat fuck will be lucky to live through the summer.  Come on cholesterol...do your thing. 

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They will back out after discovering anywhere they could go is full of foreigners.

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lol. I haven’t seen that anywhere and the ones who would go are too poor to move anywhere else. Wishful thinking, particularly since they’re on the verge of betting everything they think they ever wanted. 

14 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

If we are lucky, every fucking last one of them.

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They should all go to Hungary. They seem to love it there.

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Holy shit Mo Horn!
 

Is it just me or does he look like Chet turned into a frog from Weird Science?

[Pescado_Rojo 19,331]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit Mo Horn!

 

That dude looks like a big toe with nail fungus. 

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1 hour ago, Woland said:

They will back out after discovering anywhere they could go is full of foreigners.

are the foreigners white? 

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Navarro treated Melber’s show like a get indicted hotline. Quelle surprise.

 

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Navarro treated Melber’s show like a get indicted hotline. Quelle surprise.

 

reading he is actually in custody?

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit Mo Horn!

 

with full respect to Jabba

[Blotto 23,432]

23 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

with full respect to Jabba

jabba would probably keep Billy Long in his crew, just so that he wouldn't look so fat. 

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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit Mo Horn!

 

I will never understand why we should ever listen to someone moralize about anything when they are walking examples of gluttony.  Fuck you.  You don't even follow your own stated moral code, what gives you the authority to make any of us try to live by it?  You want to be fat, go for it, I don't care.  I won't even call you out on it, until you start using the bible as a hammer.  If I were to debate this guy, I'd just keep quoting bible verses about the dangers of gluttony any time he tried to bring up his moralizing bullshit. Get your own house in order you piece of shit.

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11 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I will never understand why we should ever listen to someone moralize about anything when they are walking examples of gluttony.  Fuck you.  You don't even follow your own stated moral code, what gives you the authority to make any of us try to live by it?  You want to be fat, go for it, I don't care.  I won't even call you out on it, until you start using the bible as a hammer.  If I were to debate this guy, I'd just keep quoting bible verses about the dangers of gluttony any time he tried to bring up his moralizing bullshit. Get your own house in order you piece of shit.

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Dotard is a walking poster child for every one of the seven deadly sins, and yet the entire religious right can't fellate him enough. Its almost as if there is massive hypocrisy riddled throughout the Christian nationalist movement. 

 

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12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
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Dotard is a walking poster child for every one of the seven deadly sins, and yet the entire religious right can't fellate him enough. Its almost as if there is massive hypocrisy riddled throughout the Christian nationalist movement. 

 

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5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

are the foreigners white? 

It seems, even when they are white, that many hold out on making English their primary language. And a lot of places where the people are white the people are also socialists and communists.

Edited June 3, 2022 by Woland

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

reading he is actually in custody?

He is in court running his mouth.

 

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6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He is in court running his mouth.

 

[Beau Vine 53,999]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride

Dotard is a walking poster child for every one of the seven deadly sins, and yet the entire religious right can't fellate him enough. Its almost as if there is massive hypocrisy riddled throughout the Christian nationalist movement. 

 

Wait, is there some Biblical background to 7DS?  I don't recall them mentioned in the Bible?

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On 6/2/2022 at 11:13 AM, Red Five said:

We all know those people. You can't have a conversation with them anymore because they immediately turn everything into their idiotic political beliefs.

"Hey have you seen Top gun yet?"

"Blah blah liberal liberal Biden voter liberal trash blah blah liberal Obama blah blah Hillary."

As a guy newly back in the dating pool for the first time in 23 years, they are on all the dating sites too. I actually call out "No Trumpers" in my profile, and they all feel compelled to message me and tell me I sounded great until they saw that. Really Karen? You don't think I saw your profile with your "Let's go Brandon" shirt and AR 15 and didn't just keep scrolling? 

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On 6/2/2022 at 9:00 AM, atomheartbevo said:

If those shows had some unique products, I could understand it, but it's just knockoffs that you find on Amazon, but at least on Amazon you get reviews, and an easier return process.

My father developed early onset Alzheimer’s. As the illness took away his faculties, he started spending money on useless crap. Totally out of character, as he was tight with his money. This was in the late ‘80s, so he would go to a thrift store over thirty miles away from his house. Every damn day.

Eventually, his driving ability was also impacted, so I had to take away his keys. Still the worst day of my life. Worse than either death of my parent’s. For I was the agent of the death of his freedom.

Businesses that scam, or are predicated on selling useless shit to, the elderly are not a plus on the spreadsheet for capitalism. Special spot in Hell, folks say. I bet there’s a special spot in jail for the scammers,(not the thrift stores,) but I also bet those type crimes aren’t enforced as rigorously as they should be. Those aren’t victimless crimes. 
 

My mom had a couple of aunts who’d send more than they could afford to Billy Graham, late in their lives. Same targeted niche of suckers.

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, is there some Biblical background to 7DS?  I don't recall them mentioned in the Bible?

Not explicitly listed in the bible, but certainly associated with the teachings of western Christianity. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Not explicitly listed in the bible, but certainly associated with the teachings of western Christianity. 

I honestly think we need some sort of book that details all the teachings of western Christianity that aren't from the Bible.  

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I honestly think we need some sort of book that details all the teachings of western Christianity that aren't from the Bible.  

The Library of Congress wouldn't be big enough to hold it.

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The Republicans have become fucking victims of everything and they are such huge fucking snowflakes, that they have to have imaginary bogeymen to attack.

They have a list of people that they attack to score political points.  It's coordinated across all 57 states, and at all levels, helpfully dispensed by Fox News.  Right now it's teachers.  Can't wait to see what new talking points will be issued soon, and whether they will recycle the hits (gays, browns, etc.) or go with something new.

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Tucker will have an episode in the next week where he asks if 5 year-olds are being told to go suck the dicks of other 5 year-olds, and he's going to say "I don't know, this is a very distasteful subject so I am not going to look into it, but I just know people are saying that, so we need to ask the question of whether they are or not."

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54 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Can't... Stop... Myself....

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3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

If you're a Republican on trial for doing something illegal - like lying to the FBI - the Democrats will interrupt jury deliberations to distribute payoffs from Gates & Soros.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

those dems turn everything political. 

[elfenix 34,171]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

rayla campbell fantasizes about children having sex.

[Satchel 6,908]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Rayla biscuits are probably pretty tasty.

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29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Rayla biscuits are probably pretty tasty.

 

shes into some kinky shit 

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Tucker will have an episode in the next week where he asks if 5 year-olds are being told to go suck the dicks of other 5 year-olds, and he's going to say "I don't know, this is a very distasteful subject so I am not going to look into it, but I just know people are saying that, so we need to ask the question of whether they are or not."

I'm anti death penalty, pacifist peace dork, and I'd like to beat that mother fucker to death with my bare hands .*

*Born To Run is playing a character and is not credible or believable in what he says.

True, but I'd like to rip his arm out of the socket and beat the fuck out of him with his own appendage.*

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

rayla campbell fantasizes about children having sex.

Yep. Every accusation is a confession.

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Damn, where were those teachers when I was 5? 

[Underdog 28,451]

Candace Owens 2.0? 

[Horn Dog 9,671]

16 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

As a guy newly back in the dating pool for the first time in 23 years, they are on all the dating sites too. I actually call out "No Trumpers" in my profile, and they all feel compelled to message me and tell me I sounded great until they saw that. Really Karen? You don't think I saw your profile with your "Let's go Brandon" shirt and AR 15 and didn't just keep scrolling? 

I completely understand, but if done correctly, and with appropriate precautions and exit plan in place, bat shit crazy is sometimes exactly what is needed

Edited June 4, 2022 by Horn Dog

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18 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
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Dotard is a walking poster child for every one of the seven deadly sins, and yet the entire religious right can't fellate him enough. Its almost as if there is massive hypocrisy riddled throughout the Christian nationalist movement. 

God prefers meat over vegetables. That’s why Cain, a farmer, killed his brother Abel, a shepherd. At least according to Genesis 4.

God obviously wasn’t a foodie. Nor a sensible administrator.

What if Cain was growing grain? That’s kind of important, isn’t it? Why reject his offering because you like meat better? You need both to make a hamburger.

“God” in the Bible is the model of a shitty parent.

 

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9 hours ago, elfenix said:

rayla campbell fantasizes about children having sex.

There is something really odd about her for even bringing it up, regardless of the accusation as confession idea. Plus, every teacher I've met has been too exhausted to put child enticement into their extracurricular activities for the kindergarten set. I mean it's hard enough to find aides to help with various mandated requirements or room parents for the other stuff.

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I completely understand, but if done correctly, and with appropriate precautions and exit plan in place, bat shit crazy is sometimes exactly what is needed

 

Username checks out.

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27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

God prefers meat over vegetables. That’s why Cain, a farmer, killed his brother Abel, a shepherd. At least according to Genesis 4.

God obviously wasn’t a foodie. Nor a sensible administrator.

What if Cain was growing grain? That’s kind of important, isn’t it? Why reject his offering because you like meat better? You need both to make a hamburger.

“God” in the Bible is the model of a shitty parent.

 

It’s just a metaphor for agrarian vs pastoral societies.  Of course the pastoral society will cast the agrarians as the evil ones. But agrarian dominance is destiny (that and metallurgy). Ask the native Americans 

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I completely understand, but if done correctly, and with appropriate precautions and exit plan in place, bat shit crazy is sometimes exactly what is needed

User name checks out

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He is in court running his mouth.
 

This is great news.

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15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Republicans have become fucking victims of everything and they are such huge fucking snowflakes, that they have to have imaginary bogeymen to attack.

They have a list of people that they attack to score political points.  It's coordinated across all 57 states, and at all levels, helpfully dispensed by Fox News.  Right now it's teachers.  Can't wait to see what new talking points will be issued soon, and whether they will recycle the hits (gays, browns, etc.) or go with something new.

Well said. The list dovetails with my observation over the decades that the GOP has consistently undermined any sort of recourse these people have. The hate engine has gone after lawyers, unions, the press, and congresspersons from the git-go. Going after public education has the dual benefit to the elite of promoting the movement of public monies to private institutions through vouchers and tilting the educational playing field even more to the detriment of the poor whom are disproportionately of color and trying to get ahead.

Wickedness exploits ignorance to get the ignorant to hate the few things in our shining city on a hill that can help them against the great power of the wicked wealthy and entrenched. In the art that depicts a snake eating its own tail, there should be a fat cat laughing its ass off.

A million years ago, I was a moderate to conservative Texas Democrat. The more the GQP screams about socialism being imposed on our women and children, the more I find myself inclined to say, "Bring it on!" It won't benefit me much personally, but it might just save my country. It's a pipe dream, I know.

Sad.