The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[jimmyjazz 46967]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My question is about the word “woke” and their obsession with it. 
 

What does it even mean? Radical radical republicans are the only group who uses this word.

When you consider that the alternative is "asleep", it's especially funny.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13618]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

JIZZIN ON JESUS IS HERE TO STAY, LIBCUCKS! IN! YOUR! FACE!

Or Jesus'. Still ironing out the deets of the platform here.

[StassneyHorn 6755]

I’m pretty sure those are stickers from the Cumtown/ChapoTrapHouse podcast. It’s intentional

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4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

FIFM. The laptop, similar to the emails, is about a little more than what Brisket suggests; a laptop can contain whatever the GOP says it contains: treachery with whatever foreign nation they say, bribery, favors, Clinton bodies, and yes, sex, drugs, and what have you. It's made up and no one is ever going to see the contents, so it is a treasure trove of fairy tales and outrage. IOW, a wonderful griftbag of goodies in which to regrift your supporter list.

And the chain of custody on that laptop has been violated so many times (I think it’s even toured Europe) that it cannot be admitted in court as evidence.  

But the Republicans would never want to see it in court, just like Trump never wanted Hillary locked up.  It’s too valuable being everything to everybody.

[Satchel 6982]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

My question is about the word “woke” and their obsession with it. 
 

What does it even mean? Radical radical republicans are the only group who uses this word.

Conservatives have done with woke what they’ve done with other words/terms/phrases that convey an egalitarianism that enrages them. Woke was popularized in the black community and was intended to encourage those in the community to remain alert and vigilant against political and social forces that advocate against them. The first time I saw a woke tee shirt was in church which referenced a part of a passage in Luke - “Stay awake at all times..”

They’ve managed (with Bill Maher’s help) to smear multiculturalism, diversity and equity as well.

[tx 3 putt 78468]

7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

...and Vince Foster

and Seth Rich

and Obama's birth certificate

and The Clinton Foundation

and Obama being a Muslim

and Pizzagate

and Jade Helm

and Benghazi

and Shirley Sherrod

and Hillary's e-mails

and Uranium One

and Covid being a hoax

but also a Plandemic

and Obama literally founding ISIS

and Obamagate

and 3 - 5 mil illegal votes in 2016

and whatever is the latest turd of doom thrown against the wall in the current episode of the GQP playing The Boy Who Cried Wolf with their base that ultimately never amounts to anything.

Bengazi !!!!!

[gmr548 16681]

 

Half of surly, circa December 2020.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Cum Nation is a great name for a punk band.  
 

“Would you like to suck my cock, bezerker?”

Did he say making fuck?

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

21 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Cum Nation is a great name for a punk band.  
 

“Would you like to suck my cock, bezerker?”

Did he say 'making fuck'?

[Gil Bang 26174]

 

 

[Willfully Horn 8204]

On 8/4/2022 at 10:50 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

That ship sailed a long time ago, back when she voted to impeach Trump. 

Yep. 
 

I was happy, nevertheless, to read this report:

GOP Rep. Newhouse, who voted to impeach Trump, wins Washington primary, NBC News projects

 

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/08/07/gop-rep-newhouse-who-voted-to-impeach-trump-wins-washington-primary-nbc-news-projects.html

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

This reinforces my view that a shitload of dumbass people are grifting other dumbass people.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

Human centipede of grift

[FartingDreamer 138]

57 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Human centipede of grift

It's like a loose grifting MLM scheme.  

[Beau Vine 55816]

[tx 3 putt 78468]

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

We're going to have to start calling al qaeda the Muslim Evangelicals

[Biff Tannen 46060]

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So what really happened here?

[Lurch 5949]

So what really happened here?

I’d guess it’s along the lines of them all claiming pride in being called deplorable

[Biff Tannen 46060]

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

I’d guess it’s along the lines of them all claiming pride in being called deplorable

If that's correct, just, torbush.

[Sbbruin 22082]

On 8/7/2022 at 9:42 AM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Facts, shmacts.  

I love that it is on Lindell TV.  

[Red Five 41593]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If that's correct, just, torbush.

It doesn't even make sense. Like, "We're all child rapists!". 

[Fastbreak 4012]

Facts, shmacts.  
I love that it is on Lindell TV.  

Can you image applying for that job?

“Honey, I got the job as the anchor on the mypillow guys network!”

“Great baby! Does that mean you won’t need to suck cock at the bus station anymore?”

“I don’t work everyday. I can still have my side job!”

[NameAlreadyInUse 5163]

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So, now it makes sense why they've suddenly started calling gay people groomers.  They were planning to get more heavy handed in their own grooming, so they needed to divert attention.  Grooming the audience to get more excited about strapping on a bomb (or an AR) and going on a mass killing spree seems right on brand for CPAC.

[tx 3 putt 78468]

The man is a wanna be Hitler. Next time he’ll be sure to promote officers that support him. 
 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/inside-the-war-between-trump-and-his-generals

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17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It doesn't even make sense. Like, "We're all child rapists!". 

If somebody tells you they are a child rapist, that’s not something you are going to ignore and just brush off as no big deal.

I think the same ought to apply here - if somebody wants to call themselves a terrorist, l think we ought to take them seriously.

[tx 3 putt 78468]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a wanna be Hitler. Next time he’ll be sure to promote officers that support him. 
 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/inside-the-war-between-trump-and-his-generals

curious how the surly trumpers defend this ?

 

“Look, I don’t want any wounded guys in the parade,” Trump said. “This doesn’t look good for me.” He explained with distaste that at the Bastille Day parade there had been several formations of injured veterans, including wheelchair-bound soldiers who had lost limbs in battle.

Kelly could not believe what he was hearing. “Those are the heroes,” he told Trump. “In our society, there’s only one group of people who are more heroic than they are—and they are buried over in Arlington.” Kelly did not mention that his own son Robert, a lieutenant killed in action in Afghanistan, was among the dead interred there.

 

“I don’t want them,” Trump repeated. “It doesn’t look good for me.”

Edited August 8, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Neonmoon 38130]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

curious how the surly trumpers defend this ?

They don't give a fuck. 

Stop pretending like the shame game is going to work. They don't give a single fuck. They never have. They never will. 

[RabidM 2755]

Orange Jesus can do no wrong by definition.  (Divine Command Theory)

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McAllen church puts on their own version of 'Hamilton', but it's super anti-gay

https://www.onstageblog.com/editorials/2022/8/6/texas-church-illegally-performs-hamilton-with-anti-lgbtq-messaging

When you hear about this kind of stuff, me thinks you should look into whose idea it was, and that maybe they doth protest too much.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a wanna be Hitler. Next time he’ll be sure to promote officers that support him. 
 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/inside-the-war-between-trump-and-his-generals

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When she exited the White House, Pelosi told reporters that she left because Trump was having a “meltdown.” A few hours later, Trump tweeted a White House photograph of Pelosi standing over him, apparently thinking it would prove that she was the one having a meltdown. Instead, the image went viral as an example of Pelosi confronting Trump.

Milley could also be seen in the photograph, his hands clenched together, his head bowed low, looking as though he wanted to sink into the floor. To Pelosi, this was a sign of inexplicable weakness, and she would later say that she never understood why Milley had not been willing to stand up to Trump at that meeting. After all, she would point out, he was the nonpartisan leader of the military, not one of Trump’s toadies. “Milley, you would have thought, would have had more independence,” she told us, “but he just had his head down.”

That photo:

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

dotard looks like he's about to cry

[tx 3 putt 78468]

Miley’s looks says it all. This country is in grave danger as long the orange idiot AND his followers are a threat 

 

without knowing it, that idiot laid out a game plan. It’ll be up to someone smarter (even with average intelligence) to improve and implement the down fall of this country 

[bluto 4980]

Pompeos formerly fatass looks even more disgusted but rarely hear a peep from his sorry ass in coming forward. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Aggies must hate that Gates is always saying Trump is a dumbass and appearing in these stories as the voice of reason. 

[mchookem 16727]

i mean gotdamn she's facing down a room full of old powerful white men and she's got bigger balls than all of them. think what you will of Pelosi, that's a powerful image. and she's really fucking good at her job. 

Edited August 8, 2022 by mchookem

[jimmyjazz 46967]

14 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean gotdamn she's facing down a room full of old powerful white men and she's got bigger balls than all of them. think what you will of Pelosi, that's a powerful image. and she's really fucking good at her job. 

The shame in (most of) their demeanors is palpable.  And still, few of them did anything.

Edited August 9, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[Gil Bang 26174]

Holy fuck.  I hope the Feds track this suck fuck down. 

 

 

 

[MissingInAction 25478]

Terroristic threats = jail.

These stupid cunts admit to every crime before they even commit the crime.

Also: Round em up! 

[Biff Tannen 46060]

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy fuck.  I hope the Feds track this suck fuck down. 

 

 

 

Not going to listen to that, but this is just the beginning.  I'll give it a greater than 75% chance that dotard himself literally calls for violence at some point before the next election.  Not just his normal insinuations.  Full on calls for people to rise up and kill.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not going to listen to that, but this is just the beginning.  I'll give it a greater than 75% chance that dotard himself literally calls for violence at some point before the next election.  Not just his normal insinuations.  Full on calls for people to rise up and kill.

Trump is 100% running again and yes it will be awful and bloody.  

[Ojo Rojo 2040]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not going to listen to that, but this is just the beginning.  I'll give it a greater than 75% chance that dotard himself literally calls for violence at some point before the next election.  Not just his normal insinuations.  Full on calls for people to rise up and kill.

Yeah, I mean, what will he have to lose at that point? We saw what he was willing to do rather than face the election loss. What's he going to resort to if he stands to lose all of his wealth and his freedom?

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Seriously, take a step back and realize what is happening.  We have gotten to a point where violence of some kind is virtually guaranteed no matter the outcome of the 2024 election.

Social media and disinformation has completely weaponized half of the population against the other half.  Russia and China are just sitting back and laughing.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

We have gotten to a point where violence of some kind is virtually guaranteed no matter the outcome of the 2024 election.

This was the case prior to 2020 as well, many of us called it.  
 

Without real leadership and REAL accountability, this shit will continue. 

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy fuck.  I hope the Feds track this suck fuck down. 

 

 

 

From the great @atomheartbevo:

Trump spent 2020 claiming the election would be rigged, then November and December of 2020, all of 2021, and all of 2022 (so far) talking about how the election was stolen, and yet thousands aren't gathering in Florida or at Trump Tower in NYC waiting for him to lead them into watering Patriot Trees(tm) with the blood of liberals or whatever.

They talk a lot of shit, but at the end of the day, they go home to their double-wides or the poorly-constructed McMansions that still have many years to be paid off because they are living paycheck-to-paychekc, and he gets on the internet and look at porn or catch up on sports scores or look at videos of people doing stupid shit and getting hurt, or they watch the latest dad shows like Terminal List or Reacher or Jack Ryan and fantasize about being That Guy, while their kids yell and scream in the next room over who gets the iPad, and their wives are complaining about some family member, and they don't even realize their wives are fucking the lawn guy or the neighborhood lifeguard but he thinks maybe something is off because the lawn guy seems to mow the lawn 3-4 times a week when he's only paying for it to be mowed twice a week, and all he can do is fantasize about buying some lifted dually and getting a deer lease that they could drive to under the guise of "hunting" when in reality it's all just an excuse to get away from their families and co-workers and bosses, but they can't do that because too much money is being spent by family members on stupid shit they don't actually need, so instead they are stuck listening to their kids scream and whine, and their wives bitch about what their friends or other family members can afford to buy but why can't they have nice things like Edna, and they get angry, and they need somebody to blame, and so they start looking at social media, and it's Joe Biden's fault that gas prices went up a buck or two for a few months, but they are coming back down, but it doesn't matter, it's the librools fault that the extra $200 they spent on gas over the last two months meant they can't go on a fancy vacation to Mobile or Port Aransas (and that $200 doesn't really matter because we are talking about them leaving a day early).  And they'll whine and amp themselves up on TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic, and they'll tell themselves and others that if the election was stolen and therefore their manhood questioned, they should rise to the call and go storm the Capitol and restore Donald Fuckin' Trump to the White House, and they talk about all of the guns they have and how they'd use them to make the librools beg for mercy, and then they'll sit through a shitty dinner that is probably a warmed up frozen TV dinner, but they won't call their wife out on it because they know they'd be turbofucked without her because they don't know jack shit about their own household because they zone out when their spouse starts talking about bills or the new Jeep Cherokee she wants or whatever, and then later on they'll spend 20 minutes in a hot shower fantasizing about the weather forecaster on the local TV channel, and then they'll climb in bed hoping that their wife will be excited to feel him bump up against her back with his pathetically tiny 5.5-inch dick fully erect, meanwhile his wife is lying their eyes closed, legs closed like vise grips, praying that he'll get bored and go rub one out on the toilet with his phone and whatever porn site he looks at.  And he does and gets back in bed that because that's the routine that's been established.

And then he gets up and does it all again the next day.  The thoughts of leading an insurrection that he had while reading TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic vanish, because at the end of the day, as much as they are a pain in the ass, he doesn't want to subject his family to him being arrested and losing his job and he's scared of being in prison because he read too many posts by some Labo or Loba guy on some random Texas sports forum he came across, and he knows his life is utter shit, but his boy is named after him, and it wouldn't be right to leave him without a dad, because what if his wife married somebody like the lawn guy who has brown skin and barely speaks English, and plus he doesn't want to embarrass his own daddy or grandaddy by leaving his kids to be raised by somebody who is probably illegally here, but he's too afraid to turn him in because MS-13 would probably come to his house and rape his dogs and traffic his kids.

And so he doesn't do jack shit, but he can't let the guys online know that.

[The Dog 44771]

I haven’t read any of this thread but have nowhere else to put this:

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[GhostOfTomJoad 9483]

Couldn't snap a pic of it, but a hard core Trumpkin at the pub today showed up wearing a t-shirt that read "Desantis 2024 . Make America Florida. "

We're fucked.

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

Look at this fucking nerd.

 

[mchookem 16727]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From the great @atomheartbevo:

 

Trump spent 2020 claiming the election would be rigged, then November and December of 2020, all of 2021, and all of 2022 (so far) talking about how the election was stolen, and yet thousands aren't gathering in Florida or at Trump Tower in NYC waiting for him to lead them into watering Patriot Trees(tm) with the blood of liberals or whatever.

They talk a lot of shit, but at the end of the day, they go home to their double-wides or the poorly-constructed McMansions that still have many years to be paid off because they are living paycheck-to-paychekc, and he gets on the internet and look at porn or catch up on sports scores or look at videos of people doing stupid shit and getting hurt, or they watch the latest dad shows like Terminal List or Reacher or Jack Ryan and fantasize about being That Guy, while their kids yell and scream in the next room over who gets the iPad, and their wives are complaining about some family member, and they don't even realize their wives are fucking the lawn guy or the neighborhood lifeguard but he thinks maybe something is off because the lawn guy seems to mow the lawn 3-4 times a week when he's only paying for it to be mowed twice a week, and all he can do is fantasize about buying some lifted dually and getting a deer lease that they could drive to under the guise of "hunting" when in reality it's all just an excuse to get away from their families and co-workers and bosses, but they can't do that because too much money is being spent by family members on stupid shit they don't actually need, so instead they are stuck listening to their kids scream and whine, and their wives bitch about what their friends or other family members can afford to buy but why can't they have nice things like Edna, and they get angry, and they need somebody to blame, and so they start looking at social media, and it's Joe Biden's fault that gas prices went up a buck or two for a few months, but they are coming back down, but it doesn't matter, it's the librools fault that the extra $200 they spent on gas over the last two months meant they can't go on a fancy vacation to Mobile or Port Aransas (and that $200 doesn't really matter because we are talking about them leaving a day early).  And they'll whine and amp themselves up on TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic, and they'll tell themselves and others that if the election was stolen and therefore their manhood questioned, they should rise to the call and go storm the Capitol and restore Donald Fuckin' Trump to the White House, and they talk about all of the guns they have and how they'd use them to make the librools beg for mercy, and then they'll sit through a shitty dinner that is probably a warmed up frozen TV dinner, but they won't call their wife out on it because they know they'd be turbofucked without her because they don't know jack shit about their own household because they zone out when their spouse starts talking about bills or the new Jeep Cherokee she wants or whatever, and then later on they'll spend 20 minutes in a hot shower fantasizing about the weather forecaster on the local TV channel, and then they'll climb in bed hoping that their wife will be excited to feel him bump up against her back with his pathetically tiny 5.5-inch dick fully erect, meanwhile his wife is lying their eyes closed, legs closed like vise grips, praying that he'll get bored and go rub one out on the toilet with his phone and whatever porn site he looks at.  And he does and gets back in bed that because that's the routine that's been established.

And then he gets up and does it all again the next day.  The thoughts of leading an insurrection that he had while reading TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic vanish, because at the end of the day, as much as they are a pain in the ass, he doesn't want to subject his family to him being arrested and losing his job and he's scared of being in prison because he read too many posts by some Labo or Loba guy on some random Texas sports forum he came across, and he knows his life is utter shit, but his boy is named after him, and it wouldn't be right to leave him without a dad, because what if his wife married somebody like the lawn guy who has brown skin and barely speaks English, and plus he doesn't want to embarrass his own daddy or grandaddy by leaving his kids to be raised by somebody who is probably illegally here, but he's too afraid to turn him in because MS-13 would probably come to his house and rape his dogs and traffic his kids.

And so he doesn't do jack shit, but he can't let the guys online know that.

 

[Beau Vine 55816]

Totally not a cult: