The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Bozo_Casanova 26,851]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, he dumped a gal who was dying of cancer. Any bitch dumb enough to hook up with Newt knows you gotta work to stay on his good side.

The love of a pimp is very different from that of a square.

[Voldemort86 2,259]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The birth decline is even more staggering in most of Europe, yet they aren't taking the draconian measures we are in the U.S.  There are serious implications, but also some plusses.  However, none of them involves the return of the White Race to historical glory.  

Why do these people never shut the fuck up about their European heritage but shit on anything remotely progressive, or even fact-based that Europe does?  

I've never thought, "Man this population decline is gonna effect everything from our labor pool to military recruiting to the economy...oh thank god, here comes millions of obese, homicidal, moronic incels to breed the country back into viability.  And oh yeah, they have matching shirts."  

Why are repubs bitching about low birth rates again?  Boomers and millennials are huge generations. If anything we need less people in this country with the housing shortage going on.

[Upgrayedd 5,894]

14 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Why are repubs bitching about low birth rates again?  Boomers and millennials are huge generations. If anything we need less people in this country with the housing shortage going on.

Good luck growing GDP with a declining popu

[Upgrayedd 5,894]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The love of a pimp is very different from that of a square.

Word

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

7 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Good luck growing GDP with a declining popu

Why not go for a sustainable economy instead of a fantasy of an infinitely growing one?

[Underdog 29,192]

[Pato del Muerto 53,508]

7 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Why are repubs bitching about low birth rates again?  Boomers and millennials are huge generations. If anything we need less people in this country with the housing shortage going on.

Fewer

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

51 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Waiting in the car. 

[Red Five 41,739]

[safe sex 12,010]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why not go for a sustainable economy instead of a fantasy of an infinitely growing one?

The line *must* go up

[Underdog 29,192]

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Waiting in the car. 

Outstanding. 

[4th&Five 42,005]

 

[Underdog 29,192]

4,1,6,3,X,5,2

[Red Five 41,739]

2, 4, 5, 3, x, 6, 1

[Pancho 46,315]

Fucking guy…

 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

4,1,6,3,X,5,2

I know this has been happening since the shaggybevo days, but can someone explain to me what this means?

Edited August 28, 2022 by Voldemort86

[4th&Five 42,005]

The order you’d bang them. 

Edited August 28, 2022 by 4th&Five

[Voldemort86 2,259]

6,4,5,2,X,3,1

[Cousin Strawberry 1,273]

33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Fucking guy…

 

48K active cases in Harris County. Not 160K. This dude is just full of shit.

 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

Preaching the Gospel!

[Brisketexan 106,901]

48K active cases in Harris County. Not 160K. This dude is just full of shit.
 

Hey Ed….

The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthy.

An honest witness does not deceive, but a false witness pours out lies.

You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

You oughta know those, Ed. They’re from a book that you claim to follow. If so….well, your lineage is quite apparent. Tell your father “hi” for us.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

Stunner:

 

[Red Five 41,739]

*spokesmen 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Got to admit, that's a badass suit.

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

Funny how the "scandals" over the past 50 years have ALL been Republicans.  Obama?  Lol, nothing.  Clinton?  Blowjobs!  Carter?  Anything?

Nixon, Reagan, Bush 1 and 2, and of course dotard.  I mean, my god.

[atomheartbevo 90,650]

42 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got to admit, that's a badass suit.

If I could pull it off, I’d have one.

Otherwise I look almost like a sports broadcaster from the 70s hosting some weekend sports show.

[Brisketexan 106,901]

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I could pull it off, I’d have one.

Otherwise I look almost like a sports broadcaster from the 70s hosting some weekend sports show.

Do I want one of these, so I can look like these badass MFers?  You bet your ass I do:

[Red Five 41,739]

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Funny how the "scandals" over the past 50 years have ALL been Republicans.  Obama?  Lol, nothing.

But they tried. Oh, did they try. "Well, here he is riding a bike. Is that a scandal?".

[Brisketexan 106,901]

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

But they tried. Oh, did they try. "Well, here he is riding a bike. Is that a scandal?".

Riding a bike, while wearing a tan suit and eating dijon mustard.  The man truly had no morals or decency.  It's amazing that we survived his reign of terror.

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got to admit, that's a badass suit.

you’re triggering surly maga gqp  !!!

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Riding a bike, while wearing a tan suit and eating dijon mustard.  The man truly had no morals or decency.  It's amazing that we survived his reign of terror.

I hate to admit this….but I’m not as sophisticated as some around here. I’ve never had Dijon mustard 

[RomaVicta 30,593]

On 8/26/2022 at 3:39 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

 

It means he didn't understand the rules.  I have student loans that won't be forgiven because I make too much fucking money.  As do the people he's trying to claim are getting special help.  The "elites" aren't getting a bailout.  That already happened with the PPP loans.

I wonder what percentage of the loans are largely uncollectable anyway because the borrower will never make enough money to pay it back or be forced to live a ruined life to do so.

The taxpayers are already guaranteeing these loans, so the banks don't really take a risk. The banks get to unload bad loans on the government. As you say, people who earn good money can repay the loans and save their credit ratings. 

As I've written before, I understand the resentment of those who have paid their loans. They did bear a burden that should never have been placed on them. A thing to consider,however, is they're likely not looking at someone like themselves who had the means to pay and just chose not to. They're looking at drowning people.

The student loan racket run by the banks, approved by Congress, and exploited by universities is a national shame.

[Blotto 24,022]

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The student loan racket run by the banks, approved by Congress, and exploited by universities is a national shame.

Ain't that the goddamn truth. 

[Red Five 41,739]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I hate to admit this….but I’m not as sophisticated as some around here. I’ve never had Dijon mustard 

That's about to change.

[RomaVicta 30,593]

On 8/28/2022 at 12:42 AM, Upgrayedd said:

Good luck growing GDP with a declining popu

Is GDP the highest value in making decisions? I believe Greta Thunberg labeled the goal of an ever increasing economy is a dangerous fantasy whose consequences are nigh. It's a powerful argument.

We need to change our midsets and cultures to avert looming disaster. We won't. Sadly, that's human nature. We wait for the crisis. We don't always emerge on the other side.

If I can get a raise of a few hundred dollars a month, I can get that big pickup truck to drive to work and occasionally tow something! The epitaph of a wreckless, selfish time whose population will be rightfully despised by their descendants. 

But I'll die in comfort before the bill comes due.

[RomaVicta 30,593]

On 8/28/2022 at 9:03 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Waiting in the car. 

[YGIFS 19,458]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

That's about to change.

I love Dijon mustard.  I love Bijan Robinson.  But I don’t think I want a touchdown in my mouth.  What the hell else did they workshop to arrive at that slogan?  
“you’ll love the taste of our seed on your tongue”.   We’re still talking about mustard seeds, right?   Right?  
 

he’s gonna have a helluva year though.  

[RomaVicta 30,593]

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fucking guy…

 

I'll defer to Stick Men With Ray Guns from my younger days. I wasn't a punk, but I loved some of this raw stuff and black humor.

 

Wives with no minds, and men with no brains
They sponge from the Lord, again and again

Look out! Christian Rat Attack!

...

They say God created the Earth and the sea

But if He's all powerful, why's He charging me?

[hobbes2702 13,478]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Funny how the "scandals" over the past 50 years have ALL been Republicans.  Obama?  Lol, nothing.  Clinton?  Blowjobs!  Carter?  Anything?

Nixon, Reagan, Bush 1 and 2, and of course dotard.  I mean, my god.

Well yea. Reagan and Bush should have gotten treason charges. The entire party has been about consolidating power and taking over since the days of Nixon.

[RomaVicta 30,593]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Funny how the "scandals" over the past 50 years have ALL been Republicans.  Obama?  Lol, nothing.  Clinton?  Blowjobs!  Carter?  Anything?

Nixon, Reagan, Bush 1 and 2, and of course dotard.  I mean, my god.

And they love that presidential pardon. Ford pardoned Nixon, George HW Bush pardoned the Iran Contra gang including Weinstein and Poindexter on Christmas weekend right before he was to leave office. The prosecutor was about to prosecute them and was outraged.

I have only heard the issue of self-pardoning arise during GOP presidencies starting with Nixon.

BTW Oliver North was convicted but the conviction was overturned because of the overlap in his testimony before Congress and the evidence in his trial: the kind of legal technicality that outrages conservatives.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,587]

I swear these people are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I've seen this meme a half dozen times since the student loan forgiveness was announced. I always reply "No one would be in medical debt if we had universal healthcare but your side voted against that, too" bUt ThaTs SocIaLiSm!!!

[Pato del Muerto 53,508]

Also, healthcare that covers cancer treatment is a choice. 

[RDCanecutter 26,893]

On 8/27/2022 at 2:10 PM, YGIFS said:

Oh so now we're conflating Trumpism and Nazism?  

No. Nazis are stylish.

[YGIFS 19,458]

I'd almost respect the boldness of the Hugo Boss company releasing a line of MAGA/Proud Bois/Oathkeepers attire.  

But I also think of Adrien Cronhauer in "GMV" when he invites the fashion expert on, "Why all this camouflage?  If you're going to fight, CLASH!  Wear bright read hats and shirts with big flags!"  

[Macanudo 13,327]

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I'd almost respect the boldness of the Hugo Boss company releasing a line of MAGA/Proud Bois/Oathkeepers attire.  

But I also think of Adrien Cronhauer in "GMV" when he invites the fashion expert on, "Why all this camouflage?  If you're going to fight, CLASH!  Wear bright read hats and shirts with big flags!"  

The best the Magats can do is maybe a line of Sedition Wear from Dickies.

[YGIFS 19,458]

"Sedition Wear by Dickies."

Shit, you laugh.  You'd surpass Ralph Lauren in Net Worth by 2026.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,587]

Just now, YGIFS said:

"Sedition Wear by Dickies."

Shit, you laugh.  You'd surpass Ralph Lauren in Net Worth by 2026.

Dickies is too "urban", if you know what I mean (wink, wink). I'd say Carhart, but they went and got woke. Feels like there's a real opportunity here...

[Francisco 2.0 32,595]

24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Dickies is too "urban", if you know what I mean (wink, wink). I'd say Carhart, but they went and got woke. Feels like there's a real opportunity here...

 

Here's a few candidates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2022 by Francisco 2.0

[Dnaguy 12,631]

56 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Dickies is too "urban", if you know what I mean (wink, wink). I'd say Carhart, but they went and got woke. Feels like there's a real opportunity here...

Carhart went woke??!?!!!??

The left will stop at nothing!

/maga