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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Top five most recent (American) entries at https://www.reddit.com/r/pastorarrested/, all posted today:

https://www.djournal.com/news/crime-law-enforcement/youth-pastor-facing-additional-sexual-battery-charges/article_e9659edc-725b-5342-8afb-2d150c8a42eb.html

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/local-2/retired-orange-county-pastor-convicted-of-sex-assaults-on-2-girls/3121143/

https://www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/local/2023/03/21/seabrook-man-and-former-youth-minister-pleads-guilty-to-child-rape/70031909007/

https://www.bigcountryhomepage.com/news/abilene-news/abilene-christian-university-professor-arrested-accused-of-sexually-abusing-adopted-children/

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-catholic-deacon-sentenced-enticing-113758818.html

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44 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

War on libraries now:

Until these fuckers can actually provide a coherent definition for "woke", "groomer" and "CRT", they should be kicked in the nards every time they use the term in one of their rants.  

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28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


But she is a grifter.

She tweets some pithy stuff with great use of profanity but she is also using her platform to push some sob stories about a fake divorce and foreclosure to get people to donate to her GoFundMe and Patreon.

She's just like us!

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JFC, think about how much time and effort is spent trying to disprove false negatives to stupid people in our country.  And yes, it's obviously a fool's errand but you have to try sometimes because they are people in your community, office, schools, and family.  I mean, I probably have to exert 10 hours a month telling people they are criminally insane for what they believe.  Yes, I am also insane but I know it and don't let it effect my socio-political habits.  So I have that going for me...which is nice.  

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


But she is a grifter.

She tweets some pithy stuff with great use of profanity but she is also using her platform to push some sob stories about a fake divorce and foreclosure to get people to donate to her GoFundMe and Patreon.

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3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The belief in lizard people and stolen elections is out of control amongst teens and parents need to get a handle on it.

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/world/utah-first-us-state-to-limit-teen-social-media-use/ar-AA190R8R?ocid=sapphireappshare

Missouri says hold my beer and ban vaccine microchips.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/missouri-house-advances-bill-to-limit-nonexistent-vaccine-microchips-just-in-case/

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In the latest efforts by Republican lawmakers to enshrine into law Americans' right to freely spread deadly infectious diseases to each other, the Missouri House this week advanced a bill that would bar governments, schools, and employers from mandating certain vaccines—as well as things like vaccine microchips, which do not exist.

The bill, HB 700 (PDF), was sponsored by Rep. Bill Hardwick, a Republican from Waynesville. Hardwick told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that he believed people "lost their minds" during the COVID-19 pandemic, and that legally barring officials and employers from requiring life-saving vaccination, even among health care workers, feels "like it's the right thing to do."

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The bill specifically bars requirements for people to receive COVID-19 vaccines. But it doesn't stop there. It also bars any requirements for people to receive "a dose of messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA)," thus barring requirements for any future mRNA-based vaccines, should they be needed in upcoming pandemics or outbreaks. It also bars requirements for "any treatment or procedure intended or designed to edit or alter human deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) or the human genome," and "any mechanical or electronic device" that would be placed "under the skin."

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Those last two stipulations reflect ridiculous yet widely spread conspiracy theories related to the COVID-19 vaccines—namely the entirely false ideas that mRNA vaccines alter people's DNA and that COVID-19 vaccines somehow contain microchips. These imaginary microchips are often said to be placed in vaccines by global elites, including Bill Gates, to track people's locations and "force compliance." The absurdly bogus idea ties to other, equally nonsensical conspiracy theories that the vaccines connect people to 5G networks and literally make human flesh magnetic. The latter hogwash led to a deeply disappointing number of online videos of people sticking metal objects to themselves.

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Lastly, the bill would require all employers and public colleges and universities to allow exceptions to any vaccination requirement if the person "holds a sincerely held religious belief, which may include any deeply held nontheistic moral belief," that prevents them from being vaccinated.

 

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The bill specifically bars requirements for people to receive COVID-19 vaccines. But it doesn't stop there. It also bars any requirements for people to receive "a dose of messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA)," thus barring requirements for any future mRNA-based vaccines, should they be needed in upcoming pandemics or outbreaks. It also bars requirements for "any treatment or procedure intended or designed to edit or alter human deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) or the human genome," and "any mechanical or electronic device" that would be placed "under the skin."

I assume the article is written unclearly. If not, this part could greatly affect diabetes treatment.

I wear a sensor that connects with my phone and gives me my blood sugar in real time. 

There’s two wires that are under the skin. The sentence in the article doesn’t say the outlawing of devices placed under the skin only applies to when it’s employer mandated; it could be interpreted that any devices under the skin are outlawed.

I’m confident that the brilliant minds of the republican representatives considered this and wrote legislation that couldn’t possibly be interpreted this way.

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I assume the article is written unclearly. If not, this part could greatly affect diabetes treatment.

I wear a sensor that connects with my phone and gives me my blood sugar in real time. 

There’s two wires that are under the skin. The sentence in the article doesn’t say the outlawing of devices placed under the skin only applies to when it’s employer mandated; it could be interpreted that any devices under the skin are outlawed.

I’m confident that the brilliant minds of the republican representatives considered this and wrote legislation that couldn’t possibly be interpreted this way.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I assume the article is written unclearly. If not, this part could greatly affect diabetes treatment.

I wear a sensor that connects with my phone and gives me my blood sugar in real time. 

There’s two wires that are under the skin. The sentence in the article doesn’t say the outlawing of devices placed under the skin only applies to when it’s employer mandated; it could be interpreted that any devices under the skin are outlawed.

I’m confident that the brilliant minds of the republican representatives considered this and wrote legislation that couldn’t possibly be interpreted this way.

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The bill says you can’t require those things, not that they would be illegal to have, receive, or use. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Waynesville, MO.  Just on the outskirts of Fort Leonard Wood.  I grew up 30 miles east of there, and we'd compete against Waynesville in sports (me specifically, wrestling).

Here's my photo essay of the average Waynesville citizen:

Furk... I spent K-4th grade in St. Robert (going to Waynesville schools)

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9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Waynesville, MO.  Just on the outskirts of Fort Leonard Wood.  I grew up 30 miles east of there, and we'd compete against Waynesville in sports (me specifically, wrestling).

Here's my photo essay of the average Waynesville citizen:

Deliverance Anniversary: A look at the iconic Dueling Banjos

I'm picturing you as Woody and some assclown from Waynesville as Kevin McHale having this conversation at Cheers.  

"Yeah, well I heard it another way..."  

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So I'm done with these people.  Just drink the koolaid.  There is no reason for them to continue among us.  We can't get rid of them ourselves, but shouldn't we encourage them to finish themselves? Just rid us of yourselves.  Go away.  That's all.  There's a simple way to vanish.  

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I, for one, applaud their decision to kill off the worst amongst us.  

How do we go about unleashing another pandemic?

Should I go to a live animal market in China and fuck a racoon dog?

Because I will if it's asked of me.

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9 hours ago, Nuge said:

I, for one, applaud their decision to kill off the worst amongst us.  

How do we go about unleashing another pandemic?

Should I go to a live animal market in China and fuck a racoon dog?

Because I will if it's asked of me.

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

i just don't get these type of pics.  I mean I know Jesus strolled around Nazareth with dual bandoliers of 50cal ammo crossed over his chest and a Barrett slung over his shoulder but the family gun porn pictures are just obscene at this point.  it is perfectly fine to just say "I support 2A" and if your position is to 'hold the line' with no plans to alter the wild wild west of anything goes, so be it.  But lining up your family and draping AR15s all over them as a Christmas card just seems grotesque to me. 

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10 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

But lining up your family and draping AR15s all over them as a Christmas card just seems grotesque to me. 

When the leading cause of death for children is guns, yeah, it is grotesque. 

Super super excited about their pew pew toys; Super super angry about Mr. Potatohead, or Dr. Seuss, or whatever the made up controversy of the day is. Just broken people. 

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11 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i just don't get these type of pics. 

But lining up your family and draping AR15s all over them as a Christmas card just seems grotesque to me. 

Yes, of course it's grotesque.  It also demonstrates exactly what they worship, which isn't Christ, but guns, and they are both proud of their gun fetish and unaware of the irony.

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13 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i just don't get these type of pics.  I mean I know Jesus strolled around Nazareth with dual bandoliers of 50cal ammo crossed over his chest and a Barrett slung over his shoulder but the family gun porn pictures are just obscene at this point.  it is perfectly fine to just say "I support 2A" and if your position is to 'hold the line' with no plans to alter the wild wild west of anything goes, so be it.  But lining up your family and draping AR15s all over them as a Christmas card just seems grotesque to me. 

Because it is. 

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