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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yes, of course it's grotesque.  It also demonstrates exactly what they worship, which isn't Christ, but guns, and they are both proud of their gun fetish and unaware of the irony.

I'm no biblical scholar, per se, but I think Jesus was really into guns, and violence, and money, and hatred, and fucking over poor people. 

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Because it is. 

right, but are the majority of GQP voters demanding gun porn pictures from their politicians?  Is his primary competition shooting videos of riding around in a tank and firing mortar rounds at migrants crossing the border?

At this point, if I were a feckless GQP politician I might distance a little bit from 2A nuts, amp up the T&Ps, and lament the sad state of mental health in country (while stripping away healthcare).  

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34 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

right, but are the majority of GQP voters demanding gun porn pictures from their politicians?  Is his primary competition shooting videos of riding around in a tank and firing mortar rounds at migrants crossing the border?

At this point, if I were a feckless GQP politician I might distance a little bit from 2A nuts, amp up the T&Ps, and lament the sad state of mental health in country (while stripping away healthcare).  

This is not overtly cruel enough.  You'd need to find an out group, preferably small in number so they can't fight back, to demonize.  

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Rather than, you know, adjust their policies/positions to make them more palatable, Republicans seek to erect more barriers to young voters, who have been tilting heavily Democrat, to keep them from voting. Despicable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/29/us/politics/republicans-young-voters-college.html

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^

That was precisely what Charlie Kirk/Turning Point set out to do almost a decade ago.  He laid out the blueprint.  I didn't think it had any legs, but he was patient and adamant and now it's coming to fruition.  Fucking fuck.  I need to take Brisket's advice and listen to people when they tell me who they are.  Anyone for waffles?  

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58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rather than, you know, adjust their policies/positions to make them more palatable, Republicans seek to erect more barriers to young voters, who have been tilting heavily Democrat, to keep them from voting. Despicable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/29/us/politics/republicans-young-voters-college.html

Motherfuckers. It puts the lie to the Republican claims that voter ID laws are necessary to prevent in person voter fraud, which almost never happens anyway. We already knew that but this makes it undeniable. Voter ID laws, both for and against, are solely intended to prevent people from voting if they are more likely to vote for Democratic candidates.

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On 3/27/2023 at 11:08 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This woman's husband was killed in WW II. She tears the Republicans a new asshole.
 

 

 

I really wish my grandfather lived long enough to talk some sense into his son.  Republican through and through, but there’s no fucking way he would have been sucked into this shitstorm.  I would imagine most WWII vets would be the same, there just aren’t many of them left.  They’ve seen what this looks like and fought against it.  He died in 2016, but that last year was tough and he got worse around the time the bullshit got cranked up to 11.

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“GROOMER!”

Never forget, folks…when we’re talking about “conservatives,” every accusation is indeed a confession.

Your kids are 1,000X safer around a drag queen than they are around a “conservative” (politician, preacher, leader, donor, etc).
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2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Ted fucking Nugent, a self confessed pedophile is somehow their moral compass.  Unfuckingreal.  As Brisket stated, every accusation is a confession with these folks.  

Who shit his pants to avoid military service 

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13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The GQP is literally a Trumpist death cult. This is a 20-year difference in average life expectancy.

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When I posted this I was thinking "where have I seen this before?"  Then I remembered: it's almost a perfect overlay of the results from the 2016 election.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have to admit, a 20-year difference in life expectancy is astonishing.  I don't believe it.

Had I an ounce of motivation, I’d take a look at the % black populations of these areas, the avg life span of black vs white people, and see how much mathematical correlation there might be. 
 

i don’t think it will work for Nevada and Alaska. I can come up with some ideas for Alaska (deadly fishing industry, oil industry, tougher life in general, etc) but Nevada is a puzzle. 

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that should permanently replace that internet meme of the poorly drawn guy who says one thing whilst cycling, then something gets in his tire, and he says something else while on the ground next to his bike.  

Also, I wanna see what happens at the end because the guy does get up and starts running at somebody near the cameraman.  Perfect encapsulation of MAGA nation.  

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That was a pretty good shot by the guy with the skateboard, but damn that could have ended much worse. Assuming the guy didn't suffer any permanent damage in the fall. Well, not any worse than he had previously. 

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