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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:


I think it’s a colostomy bag for when he lifts heavy.

I believe the term "lifting heavy" is not traditionally used with that ladies' machine.  Clearly he's ripped.  Might do some soup can kickbacks next 

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44 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Does he have a gun in his sweatpants? What a fucking pussy.

We might all get lucky, he's aimed at his femoral artery.  

 

There we other jokes to be had here:

1.  No it's not a gun, he was just happy to stop by the nursery 

2.  No it's not a gun, he saw a tranny in the locker room and got excited

3.  Good thing tough has on those gloves, because with all that wait he's lifting it's a crime scene!

I'm sure you talented assholes can come up with better ways to ridicule this idiot. 

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21 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 8/1/2023 at 12:56 AM, jimmyjazz said:
A superbly awful "song".
 

Speaking of shitty music, wasn't Kid Rock's "No Snowflakes" tour supposed to be in Austin last week? I never heard a peep or saw any mention of it on local media.

Yeah I thought about sitting outside and building a throne out of Bud Light to sit in, while holding a sign, "Snowflake convention straight ahead!"

 

 

Hell, now that I think about it, I could have had somebody call all the news stations about it and started a You Tube channel, with all the goobers 'splainin' to me how dumb I was... that this was actually the "no snowflakes" concert... I could have been a YouTube Star....

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38 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Here’s a fun fact for those who actually haven’t learned history in this glorious, MAGA country.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan_Train

 

First time I ever heard of this was reading Twelve Mighty Orphans, by the time the train reached dfw end of line it was the undesirables left (at least per the book)

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1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Does he have a gun in his sweatpants? What a fucking pussy.

Man, I have to pay attention to that later.  It just gets me when Faith/God are on the same level as Firearms.  The Biblical God that I know is not pro-Gun.  He's no pro-violence.  He's not "mah rahts" for guns.  It is not compatible with the Bible.  It gets me every time and to me its further proof that the vast majority of Christians are Christians in name and convenience, not in action.  But we all knew that.

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

We might all get lucky, he's aimed at his femoral artery.  

 

There we other jokes to be had here:

1.  No it's not a gun, he was just happy to stop by the nursery 

2.  No it's not a gun, he saw a tranny in the locker room and got excited

3.  Good thing tough has on those gloves, because with all that wait he's lifting it's a crime scene!

I'm sure you talented assholes can come up with better ways to ridicule this idiot. 

Out of respect for at least one of our highly valued members in this community, please don't use this derogatory term. Sorry if I sound like a scold.

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3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Out of respect for at least one of our highly valued members in this community, please don't use this derogatory term. Sorry if I sound like a scold.

No problem at all, I was attempting to use short hand for transvestite, and certainly wasn't poking fun at that choice.  I was attempting to poke fun of the right's inexplicable homophobia and closeted interest in it.  I apologize to all if that fell flat or was taken as a slur, which I clearly see it came of as.  That certainly wasn't my intent.  I am a strong supporter of people being themselves and choosing their life and choices as they see fit.  Additionally, I strongly support people being proud of who they are and unapologetic for it.  

So who's the ahole on this, this guy.  

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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

Man, I have to pay attention to that later.  It just gets me when Faith/God are on the same level as Firearms.  The Biblical God that I know is not pro-Gun.  He's no pro-violence.  He's not "mah rahts" for guns.  It is not compatible with the Bible.  It gets me every time and to me its further proof that the vast majority of Christians are Christians in name and convenience, not in action.  But we all knew that.

A lot of these same fucksticks screech about "faITh OvER fEAr" when talking about vaccines, but have so little faith that God will protect them in the gym that they feel the need to strap up.

I took my daughter to breakfast yesterday and the dude at the table next to us had a poorly concealed gun under his shirt. We were in a cafe on the town square where the population is <35k. Not exactly fucking Fallujah in 2004.

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3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Man, I have to pay attention to that later.  It just gets me when Faith/God are on the same level as Firearms.  The Biblical God that I know is not pro-Gun.  He's no pro-violence.  He's not "mah rahts" for guns.  It is not compatible with the Bible.  It gets me every time and to me its further proof that the vast majority of Christians are Christians in name and convenience, not in action.  But we all knew that.

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2 hours ago, The Royal We said:

A lot of these same fucksticks screech about "faITh OvER fEAr" when talking about vaccines, but have so little faith that God will protect them in the gym that they feel the need to strap up.

I took my daughter to breakfast yesterday and the dude at the table next to us had a poorly concealed gun under his shirt. We were in a cafe on the town square where the population is <35k. Not exactly fucking Fallujah in 2004.

you should have thanked the 'good guy with a gun' for his service and covered his bill, jerk.

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6 hours ago, texasdago said:

Man, I have to pay attention to that later.  It just gets me when Faith/God are on the same level as Firearms.  The Biblical God that I know is not pro-Gun.  He's no pro-violence.  He's not "mah rahts" for guns.  It is not compatible with the Bible.  It gets me every time and to me its further proof that the vast majority of Christians are Christians in name and convenience, not in action.  But we all knew that.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

No one loved guns more than Jesus Christ himself.  It's in the Bible.

TURN OFF YOU'RE PORN AND READ TEH BIBEL!!1!

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Just once I’d like to hear an actual argument against any of the 78 felony counts he’s been charged with in however many cases that is now. If it’s all so ridiculous and just an attempt to put him in jail, it should be incredibly easy to poke holes in all of those 78 felony counts.

Guess I’ll just wait.

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Lulz:

 

Just like Putin and his red lines, it's all a never-ending bluff. 

This is the line in the sand. 

[DOJ steps over]

No, this one is the line in the sand. 

[DOJ steps over]

Ok, well, this one is the line in the sand. 

[DOJ steps over]

Now this is the line in the sand

[DOJ steps over]

How about, this one is the line in the sand?

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Just once I’d like to hear an actual argument against any of the 78 felony counts he’s been charged with in however many cases that is now. If it’s all so ridiculous and just an attempt to put him in jail, it should be incredibly easy to poke holes in all of those 78 felony counts.

Guess I’ll just wait.


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Imagine being married to that mook.  I don't know how often he and Melanie sleep in the same bed -- most likely never -- but even crossing paths on a semi-regular basis must be absolutely demoralizing, even for a soft-porn actress.

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Imagine being married to that mook.  I don't know how often he and Melanie sleep in the same bed -- most likely never -- but even crossing paths on a semi-regular basis must be absolutely demoralizing, even for a soft-porn actress.


does she take off his diaper, or his man nurse ?

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Please tell me ben stein isn’t still teaching law. Though the law students at Pepperdine are probably receptive to his ideas. 
I don't know what he's doing right now, but he recorded a sleep story on the Calm app... reading The Wealth of Nations.

This is really disappointing.
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7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

scroll the thread for a string of chucklefucks who are big mad...

 

 

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Skeletor's gonna attack you with his fun gun...and film it!

 

Until Kyrie's reveal, I would've bet a lot of money that Madison Cawthorn.

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Ben Stein has homes in Beverly Hills, Malibu, a summer home in Sandpoint, Idaho and an apartment in Washington D.C. and he's drawing analogies between the current situation in the U.S. to that of Nazi-occupied Paris.
 

 

 

Looks like somebody took Ben Stein's money.

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Any MAGA types foaming at the mouth about Pence that you encounter, whether family or friends, gently remind them that Donald Trump personally approved of him as his VP, and told MAGA Nation that he was the right man to be VP.

And if they start freaking out about how Pence betrayed Trump, gently remind them that a lot of people around Trump have turned state's evidence on him, and therefore he must have some serious flaws when it comes to making decisions about people, since he keeps picking people who fuck him over.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Any MAGA types foaming at the mouth about Pence that you encounter, whether family or friends, gently remind them that Donald Trump personally approved of him as his VP, and told MAGA Nation that he was the right man to be VP.

And if they start freaking out about how Pence betrayed Trump, gently remind them that a lot of people around Trump have turned state's evidence on him, and therefore he must have some serious flaws when it comes to making decisions about people, since he keeps picking people who fuck him over.

You can go ahead and remind them about the dozen or so other "personally approved" Trump officials, like Tillerson, Milley, Barr and on and on and on that "betrayed" him.

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12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Please tell me ben stein isn’t still teaching law. Though the law students at Pepperdine are probably receptive to his ideas. 

Stopped teaching there sometime during the Clinton administration.

The student body at the law school does not mirror the larger university's conservative bend. Not to say there isn't a robust chapter of the Fed society, but I'd say the vast majority went there for non-ideological reasons. 

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5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Stopped teaching there sometime during the Clinton administration.

The student body at the law school does not mirror the larger university's conservative bend. Not to say there isn't a robust chapter of the Fed society, but I'd say the vast majority went there for non-ideological reasons. 

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