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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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LMAO at the women cheering him on at the beginning who are strangely silent at the end. Get fucked ladies

Whitlock seems to think it was cool when, prior to 1920, women weren't allowed to vote.  Why not just roll back the clock to pre-1870 when Black men were granted the right to vote, Jason?  It's only 50 years.

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Whitlock seems to think it was cool when, prior to 1920, women weren't allowed to vote.  Why not just roll back the close to pre-1870 when Black men were granted the right to vote, Jason?  It's only 50 years.

Yeah, it's extra creepy coming from a man who wouldn't be allowed to vote for 2/5ths of America's existence as he's lecturing us on women not being able to vote for 3/5ths of our nation's history.  Fucking computers.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Whitlock seems to think it was cool when, prior to 1920, women weren't allowed to vote.  Why not just roll back the clock to pre-1870 when Black men were granted the right to vote, Jason?  It's only 50 years.

MAGA is devolving into a game of oppression hot potato. You’ve got a black dude speaking against women’s suffrage. Women (Boebert and MTG) freaking out about Latino immigration. A Latino (Fuentes) calling for an American Inquisition. Jewish guys (Miller, Shapiro) wanting to oppress everybody. 

The GOP is the most awkward party since Michael Scott and Jan hosted dinner. 

Whitlock isn't married and I don't believe that he mentions having kids, so he should start the example of proclaiming that a non-family man shouldn't vote.

48 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, it's extra creepy coming from a man who wouldn't be allowed to vote for 2/5ths of America's existence

2/5ths??  You assume he would have lived in the north…

Black, Gay Republican Heckled With Slurs at MAGA Event: https://www.newsweek.com/black-gay-republican-heckled-slurs-maga-event-1853595

 

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A Black and gay Republican influencer shared a video showing what he described as "White Supremacists" shouting slurs at him.

Rob Smith, an Army veteran, shared the video on X, formerly Twitter, on Monday. Smith said the incident occurred in Phoenix, where he and other conservatives gathered for Turning Point USA's AmericaFest, a four-day event that runs through Tuesday.

The nonprofit Turning Point USA has raised considerable sums of money to fund various election campaigns, though some in the Republican Party have been frustrated by the its support of far-right candidates who struggled in high-profile races. The youth organization became prominent after tying itself to former President Donald Trump's Make America Great Again political movement. Several recent polls have shown that an increasing number of Black voters were considering supporting Trump in 2024.

"Last night in Phoenix, I was confronted and surrounded by some White Supremacists that don't like gays or blacks in the Republican Party," Smith wrote in the post.

"They shouted 'n*****' and 'f*****' at me to make their point. However, I served in Iraq. I never back down. Ever."

Some in the video appear to be chanting "gay sex" after Smith says "Look at that, I've got some fans." Then, others can be heard shouting the homophobic slur at him before switching to "America First," but no racial slurs were heard in the clip Smith shared. The video can be seen here.

Smith has been contacted for comment via social media. Turning Point USA has been contacted through its website.

The post has amassed more than 3 million views and prompted several conservatives to send messages of support to Smith.

"Rob, I'm so sorry you had to go through this," conservative activist Scott Presler wrote.

"This is completely unacceptable & doesn't represent the America First vision. The best thing we can do is lead by example. Let's keep registering voters, recruiting volunteers, & prepare for victory in 2024."

Christina Pushaw, the rapid response director on Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign, wrote: "This is embarrassing behavior. All I can say is their gutter trash talk gets rewarded online, and some of them are delusional enough to think they can act the same in real life."

J.R. Majewski, a Republican congressional candidate, wrote: "I was there... when I heard the commotion, I stood up for Rob and made sure he got out of there safely. This is the unfortunate reality of a fractured party without leadership."

Others had little sympathy for Smith.

"A gay black man walks into a White Supremacist Convention & is SHOCKED to see White Supremacists," actor Tom Arnold wrote. "I hope your grift is worth it buddy."

Another wrote that Smith "joined the face-eating leopard party and is shocked the leopards are eating his face."

Smith, the author of Always a Soldier: Service, Sacrifice, and Coming Out as America's Favorite Black, Gay Republican, previously told Newsweek that declaring that he is a conservative was harder for him than coming out as gay.

"Honestly, coming out as conservative has been more of an earth-shattering, life-altering move for me, personally, than coming out as gay was," Smith said in 2018.

"I came out [as gay] to my family and friends but coming out as conservative has been a very public thing...For me, this process has been more difficult to navigate than the process of coming out as gay."

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Lots of assholes getting their faces eaten by leopards these days. 

So much to unpack.  First off, who shouts "gay sex" as a slur?  Reminds me of that stupid Adam Sandler comedy album from like 30 years ago.  "And this man shouted Gay Sex!  Which leads me to believe that this man is either gay himself, or uh...not straight."  

Second---I get and appreciate that he served in Iraq in combat and "won't back down from anything."  But the better part of valor is just not walking unarmed into a shitshow to begin with.  Yes, you are brave, we are in awe of your service, and if I ever meet you it would be my honor to shake your hand and buy you dinner or provide a letter of recommendation for anything.  But you walked into a room full of people who openly shit on gays and blacks and you thought your "bravery" and "training" were gonna somehow help you?  HOw fucking stupid are you?  You see a group about to lynch a black person or homosexual and you saunter across the road and say, "I served in the military, perhaps I can be of some service?"  And then are shocked that they turn around for you too?  Served in heavy combat in the sandbox but a hotel full of stupids in Arizona...that's what threw you off your game?  Fucking imbecilic child doesn't begin to describe you.  I'd feel sorry for you but you'd probably mistake it for a surprise birthday party turned intervention.

Spoiler alert-Rob Smith.  You may be able to read a drop in coordinated artillery fire, but you sure as fuck can't read a room.  

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Fuck you, Republican lurkers. Cowards.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/polls-show-many-gop-voters-warm-trumps-authoritarian-rhetoric-rcna130408

The Des Moines Register published this report over the weekend:

Many likely Iowa Republican caucusgoers have no issue with several of Trump’s recent controversial statements, a new Des Moines Register/NBC News/Mediacom Iowa Poll has found — and more often than not, they say the same statements make them more likely to support the former president.

According to the survey results, 42% of likely GOP caucusgoers said Trump’s “poisoning the blood” rhetoric makes them more likely to support the former president’s candidacy. The same poll found that 43% of likely Republican caucusgoers are more likely to support him because of his fascistic references to American “vermin.”

The data dovetails with a national Fox News poll that asked respondents: “Some people say things in the U.S. are so far off track that we need a president willing to break some rules and laws to set things right, while others say the president should always follow the rules and laws. Which comes closest to your view?”

The survey found that 30% of self-identified Trump voters — nearly a third — were on board with a president who operates outside “rules and laws.”

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

MAGA is devolving into a game of oppression hot potato. You’ve got a black dude speaking against women’s suffrage. Women (Boebert and MTG) freaking out about Latino immigration. A Latino (Fuentes) calling for an American Inquisition. Jewish guys (Miller, Shapiro) wanting to oppress everybody. 

The GOP is the most awkward party since Michael Scott and Jan hosted dinner. 

The island of misfit fascists

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Others had little sympathy for Smith.

"A gay black man walks into a White Supremacist Convention & is SHOCKED to see White Supremacists," actor Tom Arnold wrote. "I hope your grift is worth it buddy."

Another wrote that Smith "joined the face-eating leopard party and is shocked the leopards are eating his face."

Fucking this.  If you are not a white male christofascist, they WILL come for you.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

The survey found that 30% of self-identified Trump voters — nearly a third — were on board with a president who operates outside “rules and laws.”

The survey further found that the other 70% who purportedly weren't on board with such things were fucking lying.  Because "I'm a lawless authoritarian" is Trump's entire and exclusive brand.

6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

1997, but they also played Liberty Lunch on Halloween 1994 with The Melvins and Wool.

* Melvins

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

She should be aborted. You know, like the post birth abortions these idiots talk about 

Biden: "No question" Trump supported insurrection.

Hey thanks Fox. Got any others? Like Biden: "I think gravity exists". Or Biden: "The sun rises in the east." 

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Republican National Committee cash on hand at end of November:

2016 $21,354,030
2017 $39,838,889
2018 $27,008,324
2019 $63,233,392
2020 $58,777,814
2021 $65,468,902
2022 $17,275,601

2023  $9,956,381

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Republican National Committee cash on hand at end of November:

2016 $21,354,030
2017 $39,838,889
2018 $27,008,324
2019 $63,233,392
2020 $58,777,814
2021 $65,468,902
2022 $17,275,601

2023  $9,956,381

Jimbo buyout isn’t cheap

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Republican National Committee cash on hand at end of November:

2016 $21,354,030
2017 $39,838,889
2018 $27,008,324
2019 $63,233,392
2020 $58,777,814
2021 $65,468,902
2022 $17,275,601

2023  $9,956,381

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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They need a mega fundraiser at mar a lago !

(trump keeps his usual 99%)

Damn. Down ballot candidates have to be seriously worried about a lack of resources at the national level.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

Damn. Down ballot candidates have to be seriously worried about a lack of resources at the national level.


Worry #2 - maga humanoids staying home

Don't know where to put this one, because it could fit in several threads.

Hunter, publicly hung?

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Republican National Committee cash on hand at end of November:

2016 $21,354,030
2017 $39,838,889
2018 $27,008,324
2019 $63,233,392
2020 $58,777,814
2021 $65,468,902
2022 $17,275,601

2023  $9,956,381

I read yesterday that the Republican Party in Michigan had monthly income of 70k with debts of over 500k.  They paid passion of the Christ yoyo qnut 100k to speak last week.  

The Georgia gop asked the trump campaign for a cash infusion before the 2020 election and was denied. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Georgia gop asked the trump campaign for a cash infusion before the 2020 election and was denied. 

It likely wouldn't have mattered with their shitbag candidates, but still, it's nice to see.  It will cost them something big at some point.  

28 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I read yesterday that the Republican Party in Michigan had monthly income of 70k with debts of over 500k.  They paid passion of the Christ yoyo qnut 100k to speak last week.  

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27 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It likely wouldn't have mattered with their shitbag candidates, but still, it's nice to see.  It will cost them something big at some point.  


the story i read, they asked for money in aug, citing internal polling worries 

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I read yesterday that the Republican Party in Michigan had monthly income of 70k with debts of over 500k.  They paid passion of the Christ yoyo qnut 100k to speak last week.  

PaRTy of fiSCaL rEspoNsiBILity!

Props to Jesus for landing $100K per speaking engagement.

Props to Jesus for landing $100K per speaking engagement.

Movie Jesus did.
Actual Jesus would be run out of every GQP meeting in America.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

PaRTy of fiSCaL rEspoNsiBILity!

They should stop buying Starbucks and Avocado Toast. 

51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Movie Jesus did.
Actual Jesus would be run out of every GQP meeting in America.

It's a fun mental exercise. Hippy Jesus comes walking in to a room full of "christians", and starts talking about loving the libs and the poor and helping the less fortunate. Within a few seconds it looks like this.

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That can’t be a real pic. Melanie isn’t swatting his hand away.

Stewardess, "Would you like something to read?"

Old Lady, "Do you have anything light?"

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet, 'The Socio-Political Knowledge of the Sorbo Boys'?" 

Old Lady, "Yes.  Thank you."  

Born again Christian and former Dukes of Hazzard Star John Schneider, proving there's no hate quite as special as good, old-fashioned Christian hate, apparently threatened the life of Joe Biden.  The Secret Service has now opened an investigation of him.

Fuck around and find out!

 

 

38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Born again Christian and former Dukes of Hazzard Star John Schneider, proving there's no hate quite as special as good, old-fashioned Christian hate, apparently threatened the life of Joe Biden.  The Secret Service has now opened an investigation of him.

Fuck around and find out!

 

 

Some day the mountain might get him, but the law never will

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Trying to count all those fingers, and figuring out the anatomy of why there appear to be fingers growing out of fingers

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