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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

Yeah, man.  He said "abacab."  It doesn't get any clearer than that.

Wait....maybe that was something Phil Collins said in Genesis.

Whatever, man - don't question my theology.

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Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

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18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

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27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

That’s not boobert?

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, man.  He said "abacab."  It doesn't get any clearer than that.

Wait....maybe that was something Phil Collins said in Genesis.

Whatever, man - don't question my theology.

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Wrong genesis.

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29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

I gotta feeling these two have watched the human centipede movies, a lot.  

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

Most popular MAGA porn would be

1. White girl can't resist [insert not white race]

2. Christian man can't resist [young man]

 

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I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 
IMG_2218.jpeg.36f60d7c88dacf1061750219e95445c0.jpeg
“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

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The only endorsement you need my brother in Christ.

Thar will come a payday, what a payday - hallelujah!
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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

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36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Most popular MAGA porn would be

1. White girl can't resist [insert not white race]

2. Christian man can't resist [young man]

 

MAGA porn would definitely have a lot of stuck in the dryer scenes because they're so fucking stupid.

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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

Reminds me of this Theo Von bit...

 

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

None of those fuckers were smart enough to ponder that.

 

 

So close

 

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

MAGA porn would definitely have a lot of stuck in the dryer scenes because they're so fucking stupid.

Making

Assholes

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5 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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Is this your pic? I'm not sure what I would do if I found myself at some sad Comfort Inn bar with this jagalope. Pretty sure I might wind up talking to the local police at some point.

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Is this your pic? I'm not sure what I would do if I found myself at some sad Comfort Inn bar with this jagalope. Pretty sure I might wind up talking to the local police at some point.

Yes it is my pic from the Renaissance Hotel by DCA. The one thing that kept me in check was the fact I was with one of my customers. I really wanted to walk up and act like I was going to shake his hand and call him a fucking traitor directly to his face.

I sent this pic to my wife and she asked if she needed to get bail money ready. LOL
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