The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[cactusflinthead 27593]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

. I'll take Hannity

That's my bet

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[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Charlie Kirk, high school drop out, possessor of a small brain in a large head, and advisor on presidential policy. What a world we live in.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

I’m shocked it took this long …..

 

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

[tx ind 6995]

Al Green was the Dem that showed up after having abdominal surgery.  Of course MTG can't help but spew shit.

“They hid one of their members, waiting to the last minute, watching to see our votes, trying to throw us off on the numbers that we had versus the numbers they had,” Ms. Greene told reporters on the steps of the Capitol after the vote. “So, yeah, that was a strategy at play tonight.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/us/politics/al-green-mayorkas-impeachment.html

[Brandywine 1311]

27 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Al Green was the Dem that showed up after having abdominal surgery.  Of course MTG can't help but spew shit.

“They hid one of their members, waiting to the last minute, watching to see our votes, trying to throw us off on the numbers that we had versus the numbers they had,” Ms. Greene told reporters on the steps of the Capitol after the vote. “So, yeah, that was a strategy at play tonight.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/us/politics/al-green-mayorkas-impeachment.html

She’s just a sad human that will die alone.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5781]

35 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Al Green was the Dem that showed up after having abdominal surgery.  

I'm so tired of being alone, I'm so tired of on my own, won't you help me girl, just as soon as you caaaaaaaan

[CTC2 2729]

MAGA owns Speaker of House, about to take Senate Minority and at least part of SC.  If Trump wins this shit is over with. 

[Walser 1103]

She’s just a sad human that will die alone.

Oh I don’t want her to die alone. That is just cruel.

I want her to croak with us all in the room laughing at her.

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3 hours ago, Walser said:

Oh I don’t want her to die alone.

I thought it was pretty fitting that Bud Adams died alone, and his body was found by the cops only after somebody finally called in a wellness check.

[Js1 85055]

8 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah, it’s pretty disgraceful to see Democrats pulling those awful dirty tricks like … showing up to vote.

Meanwhile, Steve Scalise couldn't show up to vote and break a tie because he was getting treatment for cancer.  WITH STEM CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

20 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I couldn't imagine any other Speaker being this incompetent and McCarthy kinda sucked.  Meanwhile, they're refusing to vote on the border bill:

 

I understand realities but what a bastard that he's waiting for the other side to go to the hospital to sneak in impeachment votes. 

Next I have to guess that he will start looking under bathrooms stalls and locking the bathroom door if he thinks he sees a couple Dems in there.

[BamaATL 16592]

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I understand realities but what a bastard that he's waiting for the other side to go to the hospital to sneak in impeachment votes. 

Next I have to guess that he will start looking under bathrooms stalls and locking the bathroom door if he thinks he sees a couple Dems in there.

He might be worried he'd run across Larry Craig.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

He might be worried he'd run across Larry Craig.  

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

[BrickHorn 18175]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m shocked it took this long …..

 

“The cops should beat up left wing protestors because they destroy public property!”

Edited February 8 by BrickHorn

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31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

So Costanza was right?  The iToilet App is REAL???

[GenXer 2776]

33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Johnson probably has an app that keeps track of his time in a public bathroom to prevent his desires from taking over.

And monitored by his son

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[Red Five 40593]

From a public library? Not a school. 

[Underdog 28437]

Late fees will be a bitch. 

[Fastbreak 3947]

Late fees will be a bitch. 

Magats don’t pay debts, just like their lord and savior ordained…

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Actually it is my parents’ Republican Party, because their Republican Party is now dominated by social media influencers looking for clicks for their TikTok videos.  Ted Cruz’s podcast out front should have told you that.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20341]

Florida man and conspiracy buff kills his father after finding out he received the Covid vaccination.

https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-c-palm-beach-county/stop-you-are-killing-me-dad-pleas-during-sons-fatal-attack-deputies-say

 

[Js1 85055]

Jesus Christ, another parent killed by their kid over politics 

[qwertyu1234 496]

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Florida man and conspiracy buff kills his father after finding out he received the Covid vaccination.

https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-c-palm-beach-county/stop-you-are-killing-me-dad-pleas-during-sons-fatal-attack-deputies-say

 

 

Edited February 9 by qwertyu1234

[aggie08 21379]

Think GRUhorn will still be able to post from prison? Nothing has stopped him yet.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20341]

Here's Stefanik saying that fealty to Donald Trump is more important than fealty to the Constitution.
 

 

 

Edited February 9 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Florida man and conspiracy buff kills his father after finding out he received the Covid vaccination.

https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-c-palm-beach-county/stop-you-are-killing-me-dad-pleas-during-sons-fatal-attack-deputies-say

 

 

Civil War II is starting. 

 

[Horn Dog 9644]

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's Stefanik saying that fealty to Donald Trump is more important than fealty to the Constitution.
 

 

 

Did that women being interviewed eat Stefanik or something?  If she really wants Trump to considered consider her for  VP (or even a good pussy grab) she better triple dose Ozempic stat and also dye her hair blond.

[GenXer 2776]

39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's Stefanik saying that fealty to Donald Trump is more important than fealty to the Constitution.
 

 

 

“Tens of millions Americans agree with me”

Also, tens of millions of Americans have a sub 100 IQ.

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

I've never seen a talking thumb wearing a hoodie before

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[hookemATL 11596]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Thought Johnny Sack said he lost weight?

[Red Five 40593]

Ketch talking to his OB people?

[jimmyjazz 45512]

Great, Stevie's back.

[Underdog 28437]

Did he eat his own neck? 

[YGIFS 19449]

Yeah, is it some kinda bizarro Pizza the Hut thing where he like ate part of himself but despite the carnage, somehow got fatter?

He looks the retarded uncle of Patrick Star on "Spongebob Squarepants." 

Seriously, what the fuck is happening?  WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[Aqua Buddha 14488]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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[Francisco 2.0 32290]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

And this should be the standard retort to everyone who says something like "it will be better once all the old GOP voters die off!"

Because what you see in that photo will never vote for a Democratic candidate at any level.  And neither will their spouses.  Or their kids.

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14488]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!

WHY WON'T THEY DATE OR MARRY US!!!???"

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

WE WANT THE TRUTH! BUILD THAT WALL!!!

“I did finish the wall. I built a wall."

-Donal Trump 

May 10, 2023

CNN New Hampshire Town Hall

 

[cactusflinthead 27593]

Allen West wants to lead the Dallas County GOP

 

[David Dennison 18601]

NM

Edited February 11 by David Dennison

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!

WHY WON'T THEY DATE OR MARRY US!!!???"

“How America Fails its Young Men: Why Won’t the Stupid, Ugly Tramps Men Hate go on Dates?”

Edited February 11 by 956 Worldwide

[David Dennison 18601]

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And this should be the standard retort to everyone who says something like "it will be better once all the old GOP voters die off!"

Because what you see in that photo will never vote for a Democratic candidate at any level.  And neither will their spouses.  Or their kids.

When I was in college, I couldn't imagine ever voting for a Democrat.

I haven't voted for a Republican since 2000.

[BamaATL 16592]

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“How America Fails its Young Men: Why Won’t the Stupid, Ugly Tramps Men Hate  go on Dates?”

I gotta think that being half way decent and polite to women these days and a single guy can flat out clean up.  You need only do the little things, like treat a women like she's a person, not chattel, with a valued independent opinion.  I don't get it, these young Republican guys are basically anti-getting pussy (no offense intended ladies) and they are oddly glorifying their inability.  Being nice to people these days on a college campus probably makes you the Wayne Gretzky of scoring women these days.