The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Brisketexan 106,924]

‘Consequentiality of Sex’ seems like a weird pornhub search term.  Or a fucking awesome band name. 

The consequentially of sex is one of the cornerstones of the Politics of Dancing. Duh.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,737]

On 2/25/2024 at 2:30 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's cute that he thinks he can salvage the RNC:

Late reply but these mf-ers are the ones who sowed the seeds of today's GOP. Politicians like Barbour or Bush Jr. spoke again and again about illegals voting, election fraud, etc. etc. Get more of their base convinced that elections were rigged. They just wanted to make it slightly more difficult for non-whites or liberal whites to vote. Not entirely but just enough to so that you know Bush is working to save democracy.

Now they're pissed that they've lost control of their own creation.

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

It's always hilarious to me how, despite their experience of being dumber than almost everyone throughout their lives, the dumbest people have absolutely zero doubt that they've got the real info that the rest of us sheep are missing. 

 

[YGIFS 19,458]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The consequentially of sex is one of the cornerstones of the Politics of Dancing. Duh.

My god, the simulation is running ‘Footloose’ on a loop again. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,930]

These people are so broken.
 

 

 

[Macanudo 13,328]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The consequentially of sex is one of the cornerstones of the Politics of Dancing. Duh.

Not if you wang chung.

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Not if you wang chung.

I’m too shy. 

[SydneyCarton 49,510]

15 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's always hilarious to me how, despite their experience of being dumber than almost everyone throughout their lives, the dumbest people have absolutely zero doubt that they've got the real info that the rest of us sheep are missing. 

 

Dumb people don't know they're dumb. Dunning Kruger out front has been telling you for decades, sir. 

[High Plains Drifter 11,191]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Unfortunately someone came up with the bright idea to let them set their own salaries. 

 

They get federal minimum wage and they have to buy their healthcare on the marketplace. 

 

BOOM! overnight federal minimum gets raised and universal health care. 

 

Oh, also if the government gets shutdown, they don't get paid or healthcare. 

BOOM AGAIN! government never gets shutdown again. 

 

 

[Guest]

Coming soon to the state of Texas, I'm sure:

https://thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/4491918-tennessee-house-pride-flags-schools/

Tennessee House passes stringent restrictions on pride flags in schools

The measure, House Bill 1605, would prohibit local education agencies from displaying flags other than the United States flag and the Tennessee state flag in public schools. It would allow schools to display the POW/MIA flag, a flag that represents a city or metropolitan government or an official school flag, among other exceptions.

While the bill does not mention LGBTQ pride flags outright, GOP state lawmakers have said it is meant to restrict them.

Bill text:

(1) Prohibits an LEA or public charter school from displaying, or permitting any of its employees or agents to display, a flag other than the following on or in a public school: (i) the U.S. flag; (ii) the official Tennessee state flag; (iii) a flag that cannot be disturbed or altered pursuant to the law relevant to Tennessee heritage protection; (iv) the POW/MIA flag; (v) a flag that represents an Indian tribe, as defined in federal law; (vi) a flag that represents a city, county, metropolitan government, or other political subdivision of this state; (vii) a flag that represents any unit, branch, or other division of the armed forces; (viii) the current, official flag of a country or political subdivision of that country; (ix) a flag that represents a college or university; (x) a flag that is displayed temporarily as part of a bona fide course curriculum; (xi) an official school flag; or (xii) the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building. However, the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building may only be displayed at the time and place that the organization is authorized to use school property;

 

My reading of that text seem to mean that you could fly the flag of Palestine, but not the pride flag. You could fly the Confederate flag. You could fly the flag of Cal-Berkeley. You could fly this flag, representing the University of Hawaii:

 

A person guns down kids in a Tennessee school and no changes to gun laws. But flying a pride flag? Fuck that. Not in Tennessee.

Culture wars gonna culture war. Not sure how this stands up to 1st amendment grounds. 

 

[NWBuck 8,630]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Coming soon to the state of Texas, I'm sure:

https://thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/4491918-tennessee-house-pride-flags-schools/

Tennessee House passes stringent restrictions on pride flags in schools

The measure, House Bill 1605, would prohibit local education agencies from displaying flags other than the United States flag and the Tennessee state flag in public schools. It would allow schools to display the POW/MIA flag, a flag that represents a city or metropolitan government or an official school flag, among other exceptions.

While the bill does not mention LGBTQ pride flags outright, GOP state lawmakers have said it is meant to restrict them.

Bill text:

(1) Prohibits an LEA or public charter school from displaying, or permitting any of its employees or agents to display, a flag other than the following on or in a public school: (i) the U.S. flag; (ii) the official Tennessee state flag; (iii) a flag that cannot be disturbed or altered pursuant to the law relevant to Tennessee heritage protection; (iv) the POW/MIA flag; (v) a flag that represents an Indian tribe, as defined in federal law; (vi) a flag that represents a city, county, metropolitan government, or other political subdivision of this state; (vii) a flag that represents any unit, branch, or other division of the armed forces; (viii) the current, official flag of a country or political subdivision of that country; (ix) a flag that represents a college or university; (x) a flag that is displayed temporarily as part of a bona fide course curriculum; (xi) an official school flag; or (xii) the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building. However, the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building may only be displayed at the time and place that the organization is authorized to use school property;

 

My reading of that text seem to mean that you could fly the flag of Palestine, but not the pride flag. You could fly the Confederate flag. You could fly the flag of Cal-Berkeley. You could fly this flag, representing the University of Hawaii:

 

A person guns down kids in a Tennessee school and no changes to gun laws. But flying a pride flag? Fuck that. Not in Tennessee.

Culture wars gonna culture war. Not sure how this stands up to 1st amendment grounds. 

 

Interestingly enough, if you flew the actual state flag of Hawai'i, you'd also be flying the flag of a foreign government...

[Neonmoon 38,130]

6 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

It would allow schools to display the POW/MIA flag,

Um...why?

This was a made up fucking scam of a flag

[Steamboat1874 4,382]

15 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Great stuff from Carville. Long, but recommended if you have the time.

 

Carville is a true legend.

Helped get Bill Clinton elected....twice.

Biden and the Dems should listen to his advice.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,737]

21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Um...why?

This was a made up fucking scam of a flag

I always wonder why I see the POW/MIA flag as the secondary flag at every post office. I respect POWs/MIAs and their families but why the post office?

[BamaATL 16,593]

37 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I always wonder why I see the POW/MIA flag as the secondary flag at every post office. I respect POWs/MIAs and their families but why the post office?

The lose the mail, I'm sure they misplaced some of their own people.  

[bolverk 30,344]

4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Coming soon to the state of Texas, I'm sure:

https://thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/4491918-tennessee-house-pride-flags-schools/

Tennessee House passes stringent restrictions on pride flags in schools

The measure, House Bill 1605, would prohibit local education agencies from displaying flags other than the United States flag and the Tennessee state flag in public schools. It would allow schools to display the POW/MIA flag, a flag that represents a city or metropolitan government or an official school flag, among other exceptions.

While the bill does not mention LGBTQ pride flags outright, GOP state lawmakers have said it is meant to restrict them.

Bill text:

(1) Prohibits an LEA or public charter school from displaying, or permitting any of its employees or agents to display, a flag other than the following on or in a public school: (i) the U.S. flag; (ii) the official Tennessee state flag; (iii) a flag that cannot be disturbed or altered pursuant to the law relevant to Tennessee heritage protection; (iv) the POW/MIA flag; (v) a flag that represents an Indian tribe, as defined in federal law; (vi) a flag that represents a city, county, metropolitan government, or other political subdivision of this state; (vii) a flag that represents any unit, branch, or other division of the armed forces; (viii) the current, official flag of a country or political subdivision of that country; (ix) a flag that represents a college or university; (x) a flag that is displayed temporarily as part of a bona fide course curriculum; (xi) an official school flag; or (xii) the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building. However, the flag of an organization duly authorized to use a public school building may only be displayed at the time and place that the organization is authorized to use school property;

 

My reading of that text seem to mean that you could fly the flag of Palestine, but not the pride flag. You could fly the Confederate flag. You could fly the flag of Cal-Berkeley. You could fly this flag, representing the University of Hawaii:

 

A person guns down kids in a Tennessee school and no changes to gun laws. But flying a pride flag? Fuck that. Not in Tennessee.

Culture wars gonna culture war. Not sure how this stands up to 1st amendment grounds. 

 

Fuck 'em. Fly the flag of the Village of Hallum in the Netherlands.

 

 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If the Democrats can't beat a party that wants to end recreational sex, there's no hope for this country.

 

 

 

 

hey lady!

oh wait, maybe that's the problem

[Horn Dog 10,158]

7 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Time for her to take it in the ass.

I have been told by several old catholic girlfriends that doesn’t count

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

Just now, Horn Dog said:

I have been told by several old catholic girlfriends that doesn’t count

The Poophole Loophole!

[Gap03 3,390]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

The Poophole Loophole!

"So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me I will do ..."  That song is so fucking spot on.

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

maga gqp ….

[atomheartbevo 90,656]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,555]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

AKA the slamdunk winner.

[Steamboat1874 4,382]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Molly was a Texas treasure.

[Francisco 2.0 32,600]

Followup.  It was all just a misunderstanding; "honorary only":

 

 

 

Edited February 29 by Francisco 2.0

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

[RDCanecutter 26,898]

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Followup.  It was all just a misunderstanding; "honorary only":

 

 

 

Ok, this isn't for Klan-Boy. It's for the Nazis next to him. Both for the neo-Nazis and the original Brownshirts.

One day you decided to become a Nazi. That's bad enough. But what compels you to adopt the short-sleeved shirt and the cheap little tie? Are you Master Race, or the guy who fixes the copier? Are you a Terror to the  Comintern, or are you the Wendy's manager? Are you a World Conqueror, or the security guard?

I mean, you've already got Hugo Boss designs RIGHT THERE, meant for you. But you know you can't pull it off. How much do I owe you for parking here?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,930]

 

 

[Macanudo 13,328]

Which member of the house are on this committee?   I have an idea.

 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

[Mdhorn 6,166]

On 2/28/2024 at 2:22 AM, Hookah Horns said:

The fact that all these congress critters are so fuckin desperate to keep their seats should tell us they're being paid way too much for the amount of work most of them do. We should knock em down to minimum wage and then we'll see who really wants to serve. 

But then we'd truly be stuck with the dumb ones, and that's way too much power for someone working minimum wage.  At that point, they'd also be low class whores for anyone that would pay a few nickels extra.  We should definitely take away their socialized health care plans though.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19,590]

“Dutch Sheets” sounds like something I’m not going to look up on Urban Dictionary 

[Macanudo 13,328]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

“Dutch Sheets” sounds like something I’m not going to look up on Urban Dictionary 

Then definitely don't look up Belgian Pillows.

[Brisketexan 106,924]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

“Dutch Sheets” sounds like something I’m not going to look up on Urban Dictionary 

 

21 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Then definitely don't look up Belgian Pillows.

[Brisket, googling both, because what the hell, I may learn something new....]

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Then definitely don't look up Belgian Pillows.

Those aren’t pillows 

[Underdog 29,196]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Then definitely don't look up Belgian Pillows.

NOW you tell us. 

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Those aren’t pillows 

How ‘bout them Bears? 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46,170]

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

NAR is coming into the mainstream. @BevoAbyss I’m sure knows all about them. Psycho shit. 

[RDCanecutter 26,898]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Before I read the headline, I thought that this guy stepped straight out of a daguerreotype.

Maybe he did. Maybe his views are quite enlightened for 1847.

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

That amendment doesn’t count. It’s just a coincidence that it was first. 

Edited March 2 by Pato del Muerto

[F250 29,201]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Does this one religion practice pedobaptism? Because I am down with burning advocates of credobaptism at the stake. I would also like to see a law that allows for the beheading of anyone that promotes the Canons of Dort.

Papists should have all their legal rights revoked as well. Do Catholics even qualify as people?

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

Should go well for Jews, as it always does. 

[tx 3 putt 78,710]

Which christian religions will be acceptable and which ones won’t ?

[Stilicho 1,422]

Church of Christ will straight up tell you that you're going to hell, Christian or no Christian if you don't not dance to live music with them. They mince no words.

[Biff Tannen 46,170]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

And why I am working on getting my wife’s Italian citizenship and therefore my ticket to the EU. Funny how it works that way.