The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[WhatTheBuck 28,710]

2 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Pretty obvious why Johnny Sack chose that name. 

Because it's the name of a fictional idiot mobster on The Sopranos?

[Gil Bang 25,897]

Yeah, "Vito Spatafore" would have had more panache. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because it's the name of a fictional idiot mobster on The Sopranos?

That’s just what he wants you think, but after discovering his sock account named Jimmy Dickfingers, the evidence is incontrovertible. 

[David Dennison 18,655]

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody loves cock quite as much as a "straight", married, family-values Republican

 

 

These stories aren't even the least bit surprising anymore.

[WhatTheBuck 28,710]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

These stories aren't even the least bit surprising anymore.

The louder someone protests against the gays, the more I assume they're gay. 

Edited July 25, 2019 by WhatTheBuck

[Brisketexan 104,596]

The louder someone protests against the gays, the more I assume they're gay. 

Had a government class with Corey Birenbaum (head of the YCT back in the day). One day, as part of a mock constitutional convention we were having, Corey went off on a rant about the gays, and how we shouldn’t give them constitutional protection and such. He went on and on. As he paused at the end, silent pause.....someone in our class of 100 or so says “Jesus, would you come out already?” Got the biggest laugh of the year.

I later crossed paths with him when he was the right hand man of (now convicted felon) congressman Steve Stockman. He was just as pathetic as before.

[David Dennison 18,655]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The louder someone protests against the gays, the more I assume they're gay. 

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120406234458.htm

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,061]

7 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

The good news is the youngs aren’t fooled as easily as their grandparents and just regular old morons and correctly view the republicans as the liars and racists that they are. The republican party is done in less than 10 years. Maybe the whigs can mount a comeback. 

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,343]

Republican refusal to expand Medicaid under Obamacare in 14 different states cost more than 15,000 lives.

https://www.salon.com/2019/07/25/republicans-refusal-to-expand-medicaid-had-a-cost-15000-deaths/

[David Dennison 18,655]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republican refusal to expand Medicaid under Obamacare in 14 different states cost more than 15,000 lives.

https://www.salon.com/2019/07/25/republicans-refusal-to-expand-medicaid-had-a-cost-15000-deaths/

Yeah. Poors. Who cares?

/Trumpkins

[DigglerontheHoof 21,061]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody loves cock quite as much as a "straight", married, family-values Republican

 

 

I just assume all conservative Reps are in the closet. 

[Chad Fuck 17,564]

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

100.

[wildcat09 29,237]

7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

Also suburban young uns.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Also suburban young uns.

i spent a second trying to google anything where you could look up multi-variable political leanings.  what does young + rural think versus old + rural.  couldn't find anything.  anyone know where you can get data like that?

[Skyline 325]

Shot and chaser: 

Not to mention, she's always opposed legislation banning any of the dark money in politics. 

Edited July 25, 2019 by Skyline

[Js1 85,104]

Lmao, hope she bitches out at the last minute.  Literally the only Republicans who can win Maine in 2020 are Collins and if they dragged Olympia Snowe out of retirement. 

[elfenix 34,171]

Wow  

 

Remember when the crowds followed Jesus and they were hungry and Jesus told the disciples to put them in cages? 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

Hey Collins, GET FUCKED

[Chooky 13,302]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey Collins, GET FUCKED

Gross.

[shnsajax 3,589]

18 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody loves cock quite as much as a "straight", married, family-values Republican

 

 

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/4yhevr/comedy-central-presents-homosexuality

[Js1 85,104]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey Collins, GET FUCKED

The best part about the GOP, it could be :

Susan Collins - disappointed bitch
Chris Collins - crook
Doug Collins - piece of shit 

[DixonHur 11,199]

Ok, I'm admittedly late to the table here, but in the past 57 pages, has anyone on the Trumpkin side of the ledger offered up any bullet points on what exactly today's GOP stands for? 

I'm not being facetious, I literally have no idea what the central GOP platform is anymore.   

I grew up in a conservative household, was a member of the Young Conservatives of Texas at UT (late 80's), and still consider myself fairly fiscally conservative, but I certainly don't feel like I have a home there anymore.    

[4th&Five 41,459]

I’ll list them for you. 

1. Pissing off liberals

2. Fuck you, pay me. 

3. Not Hillary 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Fewer than half of Republican voters think politicians should reject supporters racist views

https://www.businessinsider.com/fewer-than-half-republican-voters-think-politicians-reject-supporter-racism-2019-7

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

GOP is the fuck you, got mine party.

[bolverk 29,399]

29 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Fewer than half of Republican voters think politicians should reject supporters racist views

https://www.businessinsider.com/fewer-than-half-republican-voters-think-politicians-reject-supporter-racism-2019-7

That's stunning. I mean it's not, but it is.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,279]

Fewer than half of Republican voters think politicians should reject supporters racist views
https://www.businessinsider.com/fewer-than-half-republican-voters-think-politicians-reject-supporter-racism-2019-7

Jesus

[Brisketexan 104,596]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Jesus.....

....would slap the shit out of us.

We are a shitty, shitty country.

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Ok, I'm admittedly late to the table here, but in the past 57 pages, has anyone on the Trumpkin side of the ledger offered up any bullet points on what exactly today's GOP stands for? 

I'm not being facetious, I literally have no idea what the central GOP platform is anymore.   

I grew up in a conservative household, was a member of the Young Conservatives of Texas at UT (late 80's), and still consider myself fairly fiscally conservative, but I certainly don't feel like I have a home there anymore.    

1.  White grievance/victimology

2.  Crazy conspiracy theories

3.  Win at all cost

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Fewer than half of Republican voters think politicians should reject supporters racist views

https://www.businessinsider.com/fewer-than-half-republican-voters-think-politicians-reject-supporter-racism-2019-7

"There are racist Democrats, too, so why can't I be racist?"

"Both sides."

[WgnBrnr 17]

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

Remember when the crowds followed Jesus and they were hungry and Jesus told the disciples to put them in cages? 

 

 

Under rated post right here!

[JimmyJames 12,271]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

....would slap the shit out of us.

We are a shitty, shitty country.

No the party of white nationalism calling itself the modern GOP is a shitty shitty party. About 2/3 of the current GOP, or about 20 percent of the country are completely hopeless pieces of shit. 

This has always been the case that 20 percent of the country is hopeless. Only nowadays the complete pieces of shit have all migrated to the Republican Party and have now taken it over. Thus making the current GOP the party of complete pieces of shit party. 

Edited July 26, 2019 by JimmyJames

[lemonlime 5,503]

 

[DixonHur 11,199]

A couple more examples of Trumpkins totally NOT being racist...

White woman calls two African-American women "n*ggers" at a North Carolina Bonefish Grill.

• "I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it," Goodman said. "I would say it again to them."
• Despite not being sorry and insisting she would use the slur again, Goodman told WRAL that she wasn't racist.
• she "used that word because they forced me into it." 

Link

And...

Ole Miss students pose with guns in front of Emmet Till memorial

 

 

[4th&Five 41,459]

Fucking hell...but they were suspended from their frat so I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,331]

That picture is going to be an asset in a few years when they are the assistant finance manager at one of daddy's dealerships. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

On 7/24/2019 at 10:33 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

[David Dennison 18,655]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

A couple more examples of Trumpkins totally NOT being racist...

White woman calls two African-American women "n*ggers" at a North Carolina Bonefish Grill.

• "I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it," Goodman said. "I would say it again to them."
• Despite not being sorry and insisting she would use the slur again, Goodman told WRAL that she wasn't racist.
• she "used that word because they forced me into it." 

Link

And...

Ole Miss students pose with guns in front of Emmet Till memorial

 

 

In news that will shock literally no one, they're KAs.

[Gil Bang 25,897]

for frat guys, they wear big shirts.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/republican-danielle-stella-aiming-to-unseat-ilhan-omar-charged-with-felony

This one is too easy and pathetic. But it sums up trump’s GOP pretty well anyway. At least she’s innocent until proven guilty!

[TexLonghorn 5,590]

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

[UTDD 362]

"Anxiety around people" = political office?  Ok.

[horncyclist 1,386]

4 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

Damn. Came here to post this. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Party of Lincoln.

 

[DixonHur 11,199]

I love the irony/lack of self awareness of the guy wearing a "Stop Hate" tee shirt while wearing a MAGA hat.

[Dbeasy 14,966]

Merit based immigration means white people. 

Not necessarily. Canada does it and has had a massive influx of Asians over its history. It’s how the merit is setup that matters. I suspect this administration would set it up to favor white people.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,419]

Were I setting up the merit system, I'd give extra credit for being able to make spring rolls or molé sauce.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I love the irony/lack of self awareness of the guy wearing a "Stop Hate" tee shirt while wearing a MAGA hat.

And below "stop hate" looks like a picture of a glock. 

[retread 2,951]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

So cringe I couldn’t finish.  

[Red Five 40,654]

She'd sure get it though.