The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[BrickHorn 18447]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The grandkid's of these assholes, no doubt.

If by “these assholes” you mean “DT regulars,” then I agree.

[UTCzech III 2934]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In a just world, the dude taunting a black woman with monkey chants should be unemployable for life.

In this timeline, I am 100% confident he will be REWARDED for that conduct with a lucrative gig, and will be an elected official from Mississippi within the next 10 years.

And we get to "join" these fucksticks in a couple of months... (I know, they're already here...)

[BevoAbyss 2180]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

There are posters here, with college degrees that would pay to change trump’s diaper 

No doubt, a true statement. I’m sure most are all over the football board with the blind SEC love on display there 24/7. Probably McCombs grads and frat boy fascists. 

Edited May 3 by BevoAbyss

[Homesickhorn 2218]

Every single student looks the same
 
every.single.one.

I didn’t look like them, or act like them. I was often ostracized by them (the fraternity I pledged) for not adhering to the status quo when it came to clothing. I was a flip flops guy (in the summer/boots in the winter). The Dixie shuffle (some refer to it as Bama bangs, but I know what we called it) haircut, Gray New Balances or Clark’s Wallabies, and front-tucked shirt, wasn’t my cup of tea. I took their ribbings in stride.

Now for the humble brag:

At parties, either at the fraternity house, or off campus, I’d wear their snide remarks, and brush them off. Those dipshits were constantly vexed by the fact that I constantly went home with the girls they brought to the party.
The confused Hail Mary of, “he’s from Texas. That’s why he’s wearing shitkickers and a tee shirt! What the fuck?” Was always answered with a very controlled, but matter of fact, “But he plays baseball”.

Nostalgic rant over. I want to call in a fire-for-effect air strike on those fucktards. I knew my alma mater was going to figure out a way to make its way to the front page in a terrible manner. The only thing worse than those pieces of fuck-pie, are the twitter comments supporting them.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13628]

I guess it's safe to assume these anti-commie peacock Patriots in the biggest Taker state of Mississippi support the We-Need-A-National Divorce/Terminate-The-Constitution/I'd-Rather-Be-Russian-Than-Democrat/We-Need-A-Dictator of MAGA-ism while chanting USA.

[pacman 7507]

Everything. Is. A. Lie.

[SydneyCarton 49487]

3 minutes ago, pacman said:

Everything. Is. A. Lie.

Isn’t this old news? He lies about everything. He’s been fired twice for falsifying police evidence when he was a cop. 

[Goofyboy 3433]

And the people in his gerrymandered district will vote for him again. This asshole is my rep.

[SydneyCarton 49487]

7 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

And the people in his gerrymandered district will vote for him again. This asshole is my rep.

I mean yeah. They had to split sugarland into pieces. Didn’t want all those Asians being able to vote for a representative in one bloc. Gotta make sure they mix them in with like minded people from Bay City and Matagorta.   

[troph 25226]

20 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I hope that mother fucker has his shit put in blast and he’s a poster child for the wanna get away ads for SWA. I hope he never gets a good job in his life. what a piece of shit.  
 

and fuck the SEC, I’m pissed we are affiliating with those dipshits.

Edited May 4 by troph

[Brisketexan 106890]

I hope that mother fucker has his shit put in blast and he’s a poster child for the wanna get away ads for SWA. I hope he never gets a good job in his life. what a piece of shit.  
 
and fuck the SEC, I’m pissed we are affiliating with those dipshits.

You mean “future Senator” poster child, right? Because that’s how this timeline works. That kid has “American leader” written all over him.

[BevoAbyss 2180]

46 minutes ago, troph said:

fuck the SEC, I’m pissed we are affiliating with those dipshits.

I’m with you Troph! I’ve been 100% against it since Day 1.

It was so obviously an Abbott-MAGA-BOR move to align UT with the fascist South, to get the confederacy back together as much as possible. “Big Boy” football was the smokescreen. 

And here we are in MAGA America, going backward into the future—the 19th Century overtaking the 21st Century. 

Edited May 4 by BevoAbyss

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You mean “future Senator” poster child, right? Because that’s how this timeline works. That kid has “American leader” written all over him.

Soon to join the Turning Point USA tour along with Rittenhouse and the Covington red-hat guy 

[C-Man 27779]

[jimmyjazz 47181]

FAFO if I've ever seen it.

[Sawbonz 28219]

JP Staples. Looks like his social media is wiped but apparently from DFW

[jimmyjazz 47181]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

JP Staples. Looks like his social media is wiped but apparently from DFW

The number of lower-performing racist Texans migrating to easy SEC schools is well known and sad.  Mostly because the schools are sad.

[troph 25226]

Fuck that guy he deserves EVERYTHING coming to him. 

[Sawbonz 28219]

He’s already pivoted to martyrdom on his (public) insta. Even got a fundraising link up (crypto based lol)

[Brisketexan 106890]

He’s already pivoted to martyrdom on his (public) insta. Even got a fundraising link up (crypto based lol)

Yep. 100% chance he makes a chunk of money off of this.
200% chance he becomes a celebrity in the MAGAsphere.
300% chance he gets a nice cushy gig when he graduates, hired by some MAGA car dealer or finance bro or some such.
Evil wins in this timeline. It also pays.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13628]

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Dumb mother fuckers …..

 

[Sawbonz 28219]

40 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

 

 

[TeeDubya 3362]

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

JP Staples. Looks like his social media is wiped but apparently from DFW

He has a great future in Plano real estate

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumb mother fuckers …..

All these people with Trump 2020 flags and shirts…gee, they don’t love him enough, so obviously they are Soros plants.

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8 hours ago, troph said:

I hope that mother fucker has his shit put in blast and he’s a poster child for the wanna get away ads for SWA. I hope he never gets a good job in his life. what a piece of shit.  

Check the racism thread for more info.  His shit is on blast.

8 hours ago, troph said:

and fuck the SEC, I’m pissed we are affiliating with those dipshits.

[TexPx 2336]

He has a great future in Plano real estate

Or a podcaster in Austin.

[Bullneck 19519]

 

 

[troph 25226]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep. 100% chance he makes a chunk of money off of this.
200% chance he becomes a celebrity in the MAGAsphere.
300% chance he gets a nice cushy gig when he graduates, hired by some MAGA car dealer or finance bro or some such.
Evil wins in this timeline. It also pays.

No such thing as white privilege bruh.

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[Neonmoon 38130]

If you can’t do, grift 

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[Bullneck 19519]

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Boom motherfucker

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Future us rep for north Dallas area

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[Red Five 41737]

I'm telling you, we're a couple of months away from Trump rallies where they chant "Shit your pants! Shit your pants!" to him. 

"Crooked Joe Biden! He probably doesn't even shit his pants! What the hell kind of man uses a toilet?"

(wild applause) 

[Brisketexan 106890]

I'm telling you, we're a couple of months away from Trump rallies where they chant "Shit your pants! Shit your pants!" to him. 
"Crooked Joe Biden! He probably doesn't even shit his pants! What the hell kind of man uses a toilet?"
(wild applause) 

Bookmark this, people. For real. Bookmark it.
We long ago blew past surreal absurdity.

[speed817 19925]

Ameriga, fugk yea!!!!

Edited May 6 by speed817

[GenXer 3430]

Ameriga the beautiful

[jimmyjazz 47181]

Oh please, let that be real.  "Take Ameriga Back".

Amerigo Vespucci callback, holla.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13628]

AMERIGA FURK YAG! 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13729]

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Guarantee that his parents are pissed at him. Not for pretending to be a monkey but pretending to be a monkey with cameras around. 

[YGIFS 19458]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

AMERIGA FURK YAG! 

You know what?.......I had a moving spiritual time at church today.  Perhaps I was wrong.  We don't live in a computer simulation.  We live in the 1990's fiction section of a Brentano's bookstore, it is managed by Frank Stallone, and we shop alongside the stupidest fucking people America ever thought possible.  

In 1,000 years...how in the world will they ever be able to explain how fucking stupid we were?  

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45 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and we shop alongside the stupidest fucking people America ever thought possible.  

Ahhhh….people who think Molly Ringwald is more attractive than Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club.  Everything makes perfect sense.

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[WhatTheBuck 28929]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ahhhh….people who think Molly Ringwald is more attractive than Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club.  Everything makes perfect sense.

Pffft. So you prefer thin lips to pouty, succulent lips. To each his own.

Molly was better looking then.

And she’s better looking now.