The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[tx 3 putt 78671]

 

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15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

Will this be the first restraining order you have ever gotten in your life?

If so, I just want to say

[Fastbreak 4045]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

[TwiceHorn 32073]

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Just unfuckingbelievable

 

Besides being an idiot, Ronny Jackson is a fucking drunk.  He couldn't get a security clearance in any other circumstances.

[TwiceHorn 32073]

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

Mob cases, drug cases, every other kind of case.  It's part and parcel of prosecution.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_35

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l. Upon the government's motion made within one year of sentencing, the court may reduce a sentence if the defendant, after sentencing, provided substantial assistance in investigating or prosecuting another person.

That said, I'm not a huge fan 

[Neonmoon 38130]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Another example of the new cult. Established facts are no longer facts. Give me an example? When someone has been offered a plea deal in exchange for testimony against another person? Seriously. What about Sammy the Bull for testifying against Gotti? Or what about go fuck yourself you grifting sack of shit

[Biff Tannen 46152]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That said, I'm not a huge fan 

Why?

[GenXer 3428]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ever seen Goodfellas, doc?

[Pancho 46278]

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Is that for a new show called Beards?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Another example of the new cult. 

Here's another example. They came for Dolly.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

the whole article is "too much love is bad because it means you love gay people too."

But Parton’s version of love, which includes condoning immoral sexual behavior (“be who you are,” she’s said), is unaligned with God’s vision for humanity. Like so many secularized spiritual leaders, Parton equates love with agreement, but the two are not reciprocal. Love doesn’t mean we must accept sinfulness as good to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.

[jimmyjazz 47130]

I think it's a foregone conclusion that Dolly loves all kinds of gay people.

[Red Five 41703]

“God’s vision for humanity.”

These fucking people. “Like anyone could even know that Napoleon.”

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“God’s vision for humanity.”

These fucking people. “Like anyone could even know that Napoleon.”

No shit. Whenever somebody claims to know what God wants, you know you're in trouble.

 

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

I mean, let's deconstruct this:

Either 1) the God who created the universe is omnipotent or 2) he is not.

If 1) is true, then god's vision for humanity certainly includes Gay people. Were it not to include gay people, he wouldn't have created gay people, or the impulse that causes people to be gay.

If 2) is true, who gives a fuck what God's vision for humanity is? 

[jimmyjazz 47130]

Two arguments against an all-knowing and loving omnipotent God:

 

 

 

[Red Five 41703]

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

[BamaATL 16593]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

But God does create the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, Holy Wars, etc.  Well now it all makes sense.  

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But God does create the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, Holy Wars, etc.  Well now it all makes sense.  

Nobody expected that first one.

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Does he really not believe that many criminal cases have insider witnesses who are offered a deal if they testify? And also even if Phillips had reeled off 10 cases off the top of her head, is he prepared to comment on them? And forget about famous or mob cases, I bet this happens every day, multiple times in criminal courts.  It’s effectively snitching on someone in open court.

if it was illegal or inappropriate to use co-conspirators as witnesses, criminals could get away with many of their crimes.

It’s also another question if the jury decides to believe the witness. Which is fair.

[YGIFS 19458]

The dude has literally hosted dozens, if not hundreds of episodes, where the guests are people involved in criminal trials/been convicted felons/ratted somebody out/pleaded out/had someone close to them testify against them in some paternity suit or domestic violence case or drug related case.  It would take a production assistant an hour to comb through some footage of of his show and find some clip of him saying, "And you worked with the prosecution to convict your uncle of these awful things so you could go on to live a better life?  I have a mustache"  I mean, I know his audience is moronic, but it's impossible he's this fucking stupid.  

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[TwiceHorn 32073]

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why?

The feds love to build a case by incenting early pleas and the last to plead is often stuck with the worst sentence.  And that person often is not the "kingpin," but rather someone ignorant without counsel.  See, e.g. Alice Marie Johnson.

And, while not all cooperators are liars, I think enough shading goes on that it's not really an honest accounting of facts much of the time, even if it's short of outright lies.

Finally, its a substitute for investigation/police work.

Remember, we think cooperators against Trump are cool as shit, but most often that scenario works to fuck little people hard.

Edited June 7 by TwiceHorn

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[Biff Tannen 46152]

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The feds love to build a case by incenting early pleas and the last to plead is often stuck with the worst sentence.  And that person often is not the "kingpin," but rather someone ignorant without counsel.  See, e.g. Alice Marie Johnson.

And, while not all cooperators are liars, I think enough shading goes on that it's not really an honest accounting of facts much of the time, even if it's short of outright lies.

Finally, its a substitute for investigation/police work.

Remember, we think cooperators against Trump are cool as shit, but most often that scenario works to fuck little people hard.

I can see the "someone ignorant without counsel" part I guess, but maybe they shouldn't have engaged in a criminal conspiracy to begin with?

[YGIFS 19458]

When they come for Dolly Parton, you have to accept there is only a computer simulation.  She's like America's Mother Teresa with Tits.  

Edited June 7 by YGIFS

[Sawbonz 28207]

TIL Dr Phil is still alive 

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42 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When they come for Dolly Parton, you have to accept there is only a computer simulation.  She's like America's Mother Teresa with Tits.  

It could be a FAFO moment.  Dolly fans are what Swifties aspire to be.

[YGIFS 19458]

I think they're trying to top-tier in their attacks to prove their model, and bad-mouthing beloved figures to show how 'powerful' and 'influential' they can be.  But it's backfiring almost every single time.  They used to fall back, reassess, and go for more manageable goals.  But I mean, you're gonna suck off no-talent Jason Aldean and tell the wonderful and generous Miss Dolly Parton she's evil?  Morbidly asking, what does that workshop session even sound like?  

"What if, and hear me out fellas...but what if we embraced John Rich and made him a part of our marketing campaign?  And then took probably the greatest incarnate of musical talent, charity, and beauty in American female history, and threw her under the bus for no apparent reason?  Is that anything?"  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It could be a FAFO moment.  Dolly fans are what Swifties aspire to be.

seriously. they stepped in a fire ant pile and they are all crawling up the leg waiting for the signal to bite. this is gonna hurt

Edited June 7 by Longhorn_Fan68

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Lately I've been telling trumpanzees to STFU, and it really feels so good every single time. 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

No shit. Whenever somebody claims to know what God wants, you know you're in trouble.

Funny how it always turns out that God hates the same people they do. 

[GenXer 3428]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Lately I've been telling trumpanzees to STFU, and it really feels so good every single time. 

It feels even better to take their money

[TeeDubya 3362]

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

“God’s vision for humanity.”

These fucking people. “Like anyone could even know that Napoleon.”

[jw4381 3249]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

When they come for Dolly Parton, you have to accept there is only a computer simulation.  She's like America's Mother Teresa with Tits.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

this is great. thanks for sharing.

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[TwiceHorn 32073]

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I can see the "someone ignorant without counsel" part I guess, but maybe they shouldn't have engaged in a criminal conspiracy to begin with?

You know that's a "conservative" shibboleth, right?  Don't do anything wrong, what do you have to worry about?

[Biff Tannen 46152]

51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know that's a "conservative" shibboleth, right?  Don't do anything wrong, what do you have to worry about?

Yeah, but I see this more as a fuck around, find out situation. 

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10 hours ago, Red Five said:

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

Get her drunk and see what she says.

[Pato del Muerto 53456]

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

Remind her that god didn’t put women on the earth to have opinions. 

[Goredho 17650]

On 6/6/2024 at 3:47 PM, C-Man said:

Rob Schneider is booed and taken off the stage at a charity event for making anti-vax and anti-trans jokes.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roundly-booed-rob-schneider-removed-from-stage-at-charity-event-over-anti-trans-and-anti-vax-jokes/

 

[Pancho 46278]

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

TIL Dr Phil is still alive 

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13 hours ago, Red Five said:

My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Get her drunk and see what she says.

Yeah, but things take a turn and the video ends up on Porn Hub, which is supposed to be banned in Texas.  

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

On 6/4/2024 at 3:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

last time that dude touched a vagina was when he was being squeezed out of one.

 

On 6/4/2024 at 4:16 PM, TeeDubya said:

Probably C-section.  His mom wouldn't even want him near her vaj. 

 

I'm guessing asshole baby

 

 

 

On 6/5/2024 at 11:58 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

spend anytime in most suburbs? I know a few guys that wear that outfit 365 days per year. Maybe not the Oakleys.

 

 

[Mdhorn 6166]

On 6/7/2024 at 5:13 AM, Fastbreak said:

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

It's amazing that we have the internet and people still refuse to research anything.  He's got assistants and gofers probably all over the set on the regular and still can't get around to doing something intelligent.  His degrees (if he has any) were acquired through effort and research.  He chose to ignore common sense, the off chance of saying fuck it, let me look this up before I go on camera and instead chose to repeat the mantra.  This is willful ignorance.  

Edited June 8 by Mdhorn

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12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know that's a "conservative" shibboleth, right?  Don't do anything wrong, what do you have to worry about?

This is said about every black person that ever got shot by cops.  If he's not guilty, why's he running?  Then when applied to Trumpco, it's because the deep state is out to get them.  

[Mdhorn 6166]

22 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's another example. They came for Dolly.

Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.   1 John 4:7

It's not complicated, nor up to us to decide who's love is real or not, since we're not to judge (another passage).  The social and law line comes after consenting adults, which leaves minors, rape, and beastiality out of the equation.   

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