The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[tchookem 3900]

When’s his court mandated drug test ?
 
 

Now get Bill and Hillary in the picture with the same vibe.

[Pancho 44359]

[jimmyjazz 45513]

So . . . God created the world . . . created man . . . man inhabited the world for at least the last 4,000 years (lulz) . . . but somehow God is pro-America, which has existed for (checks notes) almost 248 years.

Gotcha.

[Goredho 17302]

Needs follow up questioning.

How do you know he works for Gaaahd?

Has everyone who has ever believed themselves to be on a mission from Gaaahd truly been on a mission from Gaaahd?

Why aren’t you voting for Jake & Elwood this November?

[Gatorubet 30064]

He should’ve told her that if His Son can’t hit a curveball, can He really be for America?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

"...and by America I mean the United States. And by United I mean we need a national divorce. And by divorce I mean patriotism. And by patriotism I mean falling in love with a communist dictator. And by communist dictator I mean Biden. And by Biden I mean Obama COVFEFE GOO JOOB!

[atomheartbevo 89362]

[closetohumping 17380]

[mantis toboggan 847]

[Gatorubet 30064]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Evangelical/fundamentalist Christians are the cancer on the body politic of America.  Attempts to think critically are a sin because they counter God’s will…. as they state without any need to define it….or provide any sort of causation link…be it natural sciences or even theology.   I feels it, therefore it is.

We are kinda done.

[Pancho 44359]

 

[tx ind 6996]

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Needs follow up questioning.

How do you know he works for Gaaahd?

Has everyone who has ever believed themselves to be on a mission from Gaaahd truly been on a mission from Gaaahd?

Why aren’t you voting for Jake & Elwood this November?

Did gaaahd have some super secret plan that excuses Trump from cheating on his pregnant wife with an adult film star?

Edited June 10 by tx ind

[Biff Tannen 45478]

2 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

Incredulity?  HendersonHorn?

[GenXer 2776]

6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did gaaahd have some super secret plan that excuses Trump from cheating on his pregnant wife with an adult film star?

God works in mysterious ways. Same reason he gives kids cancer.

Also, sky santa is a sociopath.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

2 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

Is there a tiny whataburger over his shoulder?

[GenXer 2776]

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Where do I start?

No, seriously. Where do I start?

stupidity to the power of confirmation bias

[mchookem 16096]

who the fuck sees all this and thinks 'hell yeah, that's the side i'm on! im proud to be part of this movement!'??

[Bojack 2073]

4 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

It's not even because OU sucks but red and burnt orange look so awful together. It makes me cringe every time I see it. 

[HenryJames 65868]

[BevoAbyss 2055]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

who the fuck sees all this and thinks 'hell yeah, that's the side i'm on! im proud to be part of this movement!'??

The idiots and evangelicals, for starters. There’s lots more. 

I guarantee you could go to a Trump-MAGA-GQP rally (or poll Trump voters) and find zillions who believe much on the following graphic. 

[Pancho 44359]

[GenXer 2776]

That graph needs a column for some really stupid shit like “an invisible man in the sky flooded the earth and everyone except for one family died and yet we have multiple races of people”

Too wordy for the graph I suppose.

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

I don't believe for a minute that that was written by anyone but him, but yes, employees shouldn't be doing that.  Major uproar.  Tears flowing.  Triggered!

[YGIFS 19449]

Yeah, most likely he did it.  Second, if it didn't do it, I can't laugh at him for not eating it because it was very likely spit in.  But he's being a pussy by posting it.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11796]

Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man.   Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up.  Nah, too much to ask.

[Dutchrudder 11103]

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Pancho 44359]

 

[Pancho 44359]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

It's for a fascist.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He'll win in a landslide. 

[HenryJames 65868]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

He's gay, right? 

[TexPx 2309]

He'll win in a landslide. 

Sounds just like Larry from Newhart.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Storms off set?  More like uses debate to read prepared statement which includes announcement that he is leaving. 

[Pancho 44359]

 

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

Morons

[Horn Dog 9644]

11 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

He should be less concerned about who is writing political messages on his sandwich wrapper and more concerned about whoever is cutting his hair like a dunce hat.  

[YGIFS 19449]

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's for a fascist.

 

Literamaga.  Do we have Literamaga?  

[Ben Tobin 374]

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Listening to that goober talk sounds like somebody trying to tune a banjo

[jimmyjazz 45513]

11 minutes ago, Ben Tobin said:

Listening to that goober talk sounds like somebody trying to tune a banjo

Well, it's the right state.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He'll win in a landslide. 

Because Chuck Hand is not a mere man. Chuck Hand is the very Spirit of the Soil made manifest.

Different corner of the state from MTG. Closer to Florida Panhandle in some ways. Be funny to see what kind of Bubba-on-Bubba squabbles they can get up to. Maybe he'll wear that hat in Congress.

[C-Man 26992]

First, I apologize for posting a Laura Loomer photo but OTOH, no I don't. Let me remind you that woman is 31 years old.

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Junior High Hitler and Female Saw Killer.  

Thanks for the nightmare fuel, assholes! 

[Red Five 40593]

We need a Gary Peterson training seminar for everyone. 

[StassneyHorn 6534]

It’s a Gary Peterson tweet. He always fucks with the faces

[Thrawn 538]

Yes he does.  Although, in her case he doesn't have to do much to make it come out looking that way. Which has someone else said is Saw nightmare fuel. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

Too many of the orange fuck's high-profile sycophants look like Dick Tracy villains. 

[C-Man 26992]

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We need a Gary Peterson training seminar for everyone. 

 

22 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s a Gary Peterson tweet. He always fucks with the faces

Shit, I didn't realize that was a Gary Peterson production. My bad. (Didn't blow it up, I guess.)

Edited June 11 by C-Man

[TexasHooch 5117]

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s a Gary Peterson tweet. He always fucks with the faces

True, but that face like that doesn't need a whole lot of doctoring for his purposes.

Here's the source photo: