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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 8/13/2024 at 11:05 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

He’s hilarious, but has seen some shit (he was dating WWE’s Chyna before she died).

https://bostonhassle.com/the-tale-of-robby-roadsteamer-part-2-the-man-behind-the-myth/

I think one of his arm tattoos is a Church of the Subgenius nod, if I’m not mistaken.

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

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11 hours ago, Nivek said:

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

It's almost like these are the dumbest people among us.

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I hadn't watched cable news post 4pm in months until tonight and just tuned in to see what was happening.  I stumbled into the middle of this same "conversation" and it was fucking unbearable.  They literally just shouted over each other for the 2 minutes I watched.  It is a clown show.  

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19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Also a testimonial to the paucity of actual brown people at any Trump event.

"Hey, who's that dark guy"?

"Oh shit, I dunno, what's he doing here"?

"Is that that Dy Nesh character? Ohhh look, it's that Vivek guy."

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The thing that always gets me about these "Meet MAGA" segments from Klepper and the like is how many willingly sign the forms to allow their faces to be shown with their words. They either think they're crushing it, or it's a dumb American "I get to be on TV!" reflexive impulse. Also imagining what the people who don't want to be on camera must have said...

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I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Just reading that gives me a headache. Skip it. 

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Becuase God mad Eve from one of Adam's Ribs. Hence some comedian for ages ago going "I want my rib back."

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If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What is the actual fucking purpose of this story?  I would expect this shit on Fox News.  Let's interview a bunch of Republican (Trump) supporters and have them tell us why the Democrat (Kamala) is bad for the country. What is the purpose of that?  It is like a propaganda piece which shouldn't be on the news channels.  How is it they don't do these "stories" with people saying Trump is a fucking idiot, traitor, rapist and you would have to be a moron to vote for him?  It's not like there aren't, oh I don't know, 100 million people that feel that way in this country.  

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Yeah but before that, in the first chapter, it says:
 

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 
 

No rib, no creation of woman almost as an afterthought. They were created at the same time. (Reading it, it’s almost like they’re two different stories by two different authors. Crazy, I know.)

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

Did Adam have a belly button?

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Us and our?  Seems like monotheism is an obsolete concept early in the book.  Which, again, is meant to be taken literally and is infallible. 

“My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.”  - John Dominic Crossan 

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I just realized that there is actually someone out there whose professional job requirements  mandate that he spray tan Trump's camel toe every morning? 

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that throatgina he's been rocking for a while is out of control.

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5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus?   Ban farming now!

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