The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Bookman 4763]

Did the "storm" ever happen? Or is this still the calm before the storm? 

[jimmyjazz 47195]

1 minute ago, Bookman said:

Did the "storm" ever happen? Or is this still the calm before the storm? 

Two weeks.

[mantis toboggan 854]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I wasn’t aware of this. This is a real bad idea. No way I’m voting Kamala now. 

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On 8/13/2024 at 11:05 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

He’s hilarious, but has seen some shit (he was dating WWE’s Chyna before she died).

https://bostonhassle.com/the-tale-of-robby-roadsteamer-part-2-the-man-behind-the-myth/

I think one of his arm tattoos is a Church of the Subgenius nod, if I’m not mistaken.

Edited August 15 by atomheartbevo

[Nivek 17410]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

[Pancho 46307]

 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

[TexEx15 17947]

 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

It's almost like these are the dumbest people among us.

[Biff Tannen 46165]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I hadn't watched cable news post 4pm in months until tonight and just tuned in to see what was happening.  I stumbled into the middle of this same "conversation" and it was fucking unbearable.  They literally just shouted over each other for the 2 minutes I watched.  It is a clown show.  

[Underdog 29186]

She’s still tongue tied after seeing Hunter’s cock. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

10 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Also a testimonial to the paucity of actual brown people at any Trump event.

"Hey, who's that dark guy"?

"Oh shit, I dunno, what's he doing here"?

"Is that that Dy Nesh character? Ohhh look, it's that Vivek guy."

[Mittens 8728]

This dude UNLEASHED on Barron Trump yesterday.  Too many tweets to post.

 

Edited August 16 by Mittens

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Nivek 17410]

Crisis actors!

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[4th&Five 42005]

 

[nbmishoid 989]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I had forgotten about that.  Game over, man, game over!

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

 

 

Edited August 16 by Aqua Buddha

[jimmyjazz 47195]

I'm pretty sure Eve wasn't wholly responsible for tempting Adam.  She did get tricked by the snake (Satan) after all.

[aggie08 21796]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The thing that always gets me about these "Meet MAGA" segments from Klepper and the like is how many willingly sign the forms to allow their faces to be shown with their words. They either think they're crushing it, or it's a dumb American "I get to be on TV!" reflexive impulse. Also imagining what the people who don't want to be on camera must have said...

[SydneyCarton 49498]

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Haha, that's a motherfucker I could party with. 

[Pato del Muerto 53499]

Same guys that think it’s cute to refer to women as ribs. 

[Thrawn 540]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Same guys that think it’s cute to refer to women as ribs. 

[Pato del Muerto 53499]

1 minute ago, Thrawn said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

[SydneyCarton 49498]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Just reading that gives me a headache. Skip it. 

9 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Becuase God mad Eve from one of Adam's Ribs. Hence some comedian for ages ago going "I want my rib back."

[Red Five 41738]

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6596]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What is the actual fucking purpose of this story?  I would expect this shit on Fox News.  Let's interview a bunch of Republican (Trump) supporters and have them tell us why the Democrat (Kamala) is bad for the country. What is the purpose of that?  It is like a propaganda piece which shouldn't be on the news channels.  How is it they don't do these "stories" with people saying Trump is a fucking idiot, traitor, rapist and you would have to be a moron to vote for him?  It's not like there aren't, oh I don't know, 100 million people that feel that way in this country.  

[Mittens 8728]

 

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

Maybe Lindsey Graham, but not Trump

[MissingInAction 25556]

Who are those incels?

[Captainant 28538]

Just now, MissingInAction said:

Who are those incels?

the middle one is barron trump

[Mittens 8728]

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Who are those incels?

[4th&Five 42005]

[Mittens 8728]

 

[Goredho 17656]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I WANT REPARATIONS FOR MY FUCKING RIB.

[bolverk 30323]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

We covered "Brodo," Barron's best bud, last year. I think he had a video or something like that he was desperately trying to make go viral. 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Yeah but before that, in the first chapter, it says:
 

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 
 

No rib, no creation of woman almost as an afterthought. They were created at the same time. (Reading it, it’s almost like they’re two different stories by two different authors. Crazy, I know.)

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

[Macanudo 13323]

57 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I WANT REPARATIONS FOR MY FUCKING RIB.

You'll geta McRib and you'll like it!

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

Did Adam have a belly button?

[Pato del Muerto 53499]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Let us make man in our image

Us and our?  Seems like monotheism is an obsolete concept early in the book.  Which, again, is meant to be taken literally and is infallible. 

[Goredho 17656]

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You'll geta McRib and you'll like it!

 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Us and our?  Seems like monotheism is an obsolete concept early in the book.  Which, again, is meant to be taken literally and is infallible. 

“My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.”  - John Dominic Crossan 

[Pancho 46307]

 

[Red Five 41738]

Why wouldn't they? They're a fair and balanced news network, right?

[Hank Kingsley 21784]

Devastating. 

 

 

[Blotto 24019]

I just realized that there is actually someone out there whose professional job requirements  mandate that he spray tan Trump's camel toe every morning? 

that throatgina he's been rocking for a while is out of control.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

22 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Devastating. 

 

 

[Horn Dog 10158]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus?   Ban farming now!