The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[talley49 46]

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

Saw this picture on one of my Facebook groups, they said this was at Lupe’s restaurant in New Braunfels which would fit in with the rest of maga shitheads living there

 

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33723]

note to self, stay outta NB

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

1 hour ago, TexPx said:

We need more Alphas!

While we’re at it, might as well step into the wayback machine and have some fun.

Frank Zappa roasted Jim on ‘88 tour with a reworking of some Beatles tunes with new lyrics. Warning: Extremely NSFW. It’s pretty lowbrow but considering the subject matter I think it’s fitting. Happy Friday.

 

[Bullneck 18781]

 

 

 

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[MrBig 5186]

9 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

[tx 3 putt 75570]

 

[Jack Straw 2953]

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Republicans that are honest with themselves

lulz

[bolverk 29105]

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

If you had told me to make up a fake maga name, I might have chosen Mike Crispi.

Crispi ----> Crispy?

 

7 hours ago, talley49 said:

Saw this picture on one of my Facebook groups, they said this was at Lupe’s restaurant in New Braunfels which would fit in with the rest of maga shitheads living there

I think we may have cracked the case: @NorthLoop, do you have anything to share with the classroom?

[MrBig 5186]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[Pancho 43020]

 

[atomheartbevo 89055]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

We should be running ads in the battleground states telling MAGA that if they truly care about their children, they will move to a God-fearing state like Texas or Mississippi or Tennessee.

[MrBig 5186]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They’re moving to a red state so this is great for keeping Wisconsin blue. 

[Derka 5659]

On 8/22/2024 at 1:45 PM, aggie08 said:

These people understand that no one is forcing a single person to vote for her in November, right? Democracy is still intact. If you're so aggrieved by the her "skipping steps" in the nomination process, don't vote for her. 

donald trump is the only person to never serve in the military or hold office to be elected potus, so wtf are they even whining about?

[F250 28544]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

 

[Brisketexan 103657]

 

What if your “deep-rooted issue” is “I’ve always hated total fucking cunts?” I’m guessing that sort of belief wouldn’t be compatible with putting up with her hateful idiocy either.

 

What if your “deep-rooted issue” is “I’ve always hated total fucking cunts?” I’m guessing that sort of belief wouldn’t be compatible with putting up with her hateful idiocy either.

[Post Oak 20114]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Noticed her profession 

"RN Pregnancy Center Director"

 

[Blotto 23293]

15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Only one drink on the table. Along with the rest of the getup, I'm going to say that's his purse.

This is the kind of discriminatory bullshit the man satchel industry has faced for decades. It's 2024 people! Let the man drink his carafe of lemon drops in peace. 

[Post Oak 20114]

Welp. No clue how that happened. Apologies. 

[tx ind 6904]

16 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Only one drink on the table. Along with the rest of the getup, I'm going to say that's his purse.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

pick your airline seat…
 

[tx ind 6904]

3

Edited August 24 by tx ind
Fuck, would have the diaper smell behind Dotard; I’ll just walk

[SydneyCarton 47486]

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pick your airline seat…
 

3 had the best stories, but 9 likely comes with a handy. 

[Bullneck 18781]

53 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Welp. No clue how that happened. Apologies. 

Did you notice her profession? 😀

[Bullneck 18781]

31 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pick your airline seat…
 

Duh, #3 obviously. 

I had to think about row 9, though.  Headlines would either read, "Bullneck arrested on a flight after groping a female passenger" or "Boebert doing her handjob thing again!"  Depends on the BAC, I guess.

[Brisketexan 103657]

3 had the best stories, but 9 likely comes with a handy. 

100%. Go for the airplane handy under a blanket seat every time.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13485]

40 minutes ago, tx ind said:

3

 

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

9. They are small people so I have more room, and obviously the aforementioned handy. 

[DaysOff 7698]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

100%. Go for the airplane handy under a blanket seat every time.

Nobody gets blankets in coach anymore.

[Sawbonz 26904]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody gets blankets in coach anymore.

BYOBlanket

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

Definitely not #5. I'm not sitting on any cushioned seat near Vance.

[Macanudo 12798]

I'm sitting in 9 and it's gonna get freaky.

[Red Five 40455]

Um yeah 9 and it's not even close.

[Blotto 23293]

34 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm sitting in 9 and it's gonna get freaky.

This is the only call. Once we hit 10K, let the wheelbarrow races start. 

[Shaddie 1631]

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Um yeah 9 and it's not even close.

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

[Red Five 40455]

Do we want to sit next to Satan, Trump, Ted Cruz, etc., or this. Who is known for getting slutty on the first date. Hmmm. Tough call.

[jimmyjazz 45212]

4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

You know that phrase "I just threw up a bit in my mouth"?

Yeah, that.

[Bozo_Casanova 25910]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

We should be running ads in the battleground states telling MAGA that if they truly care about their children, they will move to a God-fearing state like Texas Oklahoma or Mississippi or Tennessee.

FIFY, goddamn man don't manifest that shit we got enough problems.

[miguelito 11116]

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

[Macanudo 12798]

4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

Probably.  But so could 1 and 6.

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Seat 3. That way I won’t have anyone sitting next to me. 

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seat 3. That way I won’t have anyone sitting next to me. 

So the devil can’t exist even in a made-up scenario?

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the devil can’t exist even in a made-up scenario?

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

[crash_davis 23056]

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

Neither has iron man but we can pretend for 95 minutes while the movie is running, no?

[Macanudo 12798]

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

He also might have killed the czar and his ministers

[Longhorn_Fan68 33723]

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pick your airline seat…
 

definitely 9. boobert can distract me while mtg cackles in my ear. I can make it work,

[NorthLoop 13954]

18 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Crispi ----> Crispy?

 

I think we may have cracked the case: @NorthLoop, do you have anything to share with the classroom?

Lupes is a shit restaurant in the giant strip mall shit part of NB. Not surpising that douche would be there. However this place has a ton of crazy MAGA. 

[StassneyHorn 6446]

Looks like a raising cane’s

[Hefeweizen 5230]

On that table I’m doing number 3.  The devil is bound to have some stories😜.

[TheStoicPaisano 9849]

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Galt’s Gulch was supposed to be secret.