The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[TwiceHorn 30851]

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

And I think a lot of the less-looney Trumpers have become either PNG or are quietly distancing themselves from the loser.

[TeeDubya 3329]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

[Pato del Muerto 52119]

31 minutes ago, royiv said:

 She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

[HOOKEM4 4949]

So is she really Goebbels in this simulation?

[Pancho 43026]

Holy shit, the CNN piece on Laura Loomer is….omg.

She is fucking nuts nuts. LIke already nuts then add in trauma impacted nuts.

Had no idea she was Jewish.

 

 

yeah, she’s trying to smash turnip

[mdmost 42502]

Please keep her around Trump and I bet he will since she kisses his ass completely.

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9851]

 

[Blotto 23293]

2 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

whats not to like

[tx ind 6904]

Trump has definitely given her all 2 inches of mushroom

 

[RDCanecutter 25999]

On 9/10/2024 at 5:33 PM, threesheets said:

Pretty sure if you do you're required to own one of these and creep high school chicks at Sonic.

 

Let me find a flannel shirt and tweeze out 95% of my mustache for the proper dirt lip ambience.

[atomheartbevo 89078]

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces.  I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire?  Or is this normal MAGA behavior. 

All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her. 

I knew of her when she handcuffed herself to the twitter HQ doors 6 or 7 years ago, and she's even nuttier now.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

We definitely want Loomer in Trump's ear and influencing him. She will push him further right and he'll repeat terrible things that will hopefully push the stupid middle to realize he's done. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She's been around for years, and this is her standard brand of nuttiness. What's new is that somehow she go Trump's ear, and has gotten into his inner-ish circle. Her and gaetz were part of his debate prep team and they flew with him on his jet to the debate. It's...inexplicable, really. 

I really did not have this on my bingo card, but will happily take it, because it means that Ivanka and Don Jr. are not handling him, and she's going to help write commercials for Kamala Harris.

[Pato del Muerto 52119]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I knew of her when she handcuffed herself to the twitter HQ doors 6 or 7 years ago, and she's even nuttier now.

I really did not have this on my bingo card, but will happily take it, because it means that Ivanka and Don Jr. are not handling him, and she's going to help write commercials for Kamala Harris.

Vanky bailed as soon as the 2b hit the account, and I think dj has been shelved over by Eric for saddling Trump with Vance. 

[CTC2 2658]

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Trump has definitely given her all 2 inches of mushroom

 

 

[tx 3 putt 75595]

the anti cult ….

 

[Blotto 23293]

F'n Burt doesnt need to hide behind some alias like Catturd. Burt would drag his sack all over donnie's face. What else ya gonna do with a 93 year old sack?

[C-Man 26762]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13318]

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the anti cult ….

 

I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

[Brisketexan 103660]

I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

Counterpoint: taking the effort to fully extend one’s middle finger at fucking assholes is NEVER a waste.

[royiv 9045]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I respect the guy’s actions but there’s a point that you’re just wasting your money. Which is his right. 

At 93, if he wants to use his money to troll Oklahomans, I’m here for it.

[BamaATL 16299]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: taking the effort to fully extend one’s middle finger at fucking assholes is NEVER a waste.

Just ask my neighbors

[NWBuck 8535]

6 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So is she really Goebbels in this simulation?

She's looking to Goebbel something for sure 

[safe sex 11608]

Burt made me tear up a lil bit. Reminded me a lot of my born-in-Seminole grandfather.

[Pancho 43026]

Either Scott didn’t get enough hugs from his dad when he was a kid or he’s a spoiled ass immature brat…or both

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20603]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Either Scott didn’t get enough hugs from his dad when he was a kid or he’s a spoiled ass immature brat…or both

 

[jimmyjazz 45214]

15 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

[Js1 83695]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vanky bailed as soon as the 2b hit the account, and I think dj has been shelved over by Eric for saddling Trump with Vance. 

Ivanka bailed as soon as they got back to NYC in 2021 and she and Jared were still shunned by NYC society.  The Trumps all have this basic need to be liked/adored by the people they claim to hate. 

And yeah, Trump is so pissed about Vance - which is directly Don Jr's fault.  Eric handed his daddy his wife to funnel money directly to the Boss via the RNC, so he is currently the more useful of the idiots. 

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So we've already got a couple of videos of them being all handsy with one another (they just need to go see the Beetlejuice musical together) and you all are missing an opportunity if you aren't sending those videos around to your MAGA relatives and acquaintances and saying something like "you know what, I don't like Trump, but I'm glad he dumped Melania and is living his best life with his girlfriend because at 78 and given his physical shape, old age is catching up with him really fast. I think we should all be so lucky to reach his age and be dating somebody less than half our age! Kudos to Trump for that!"

[Red Five 40455]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So we've already got a couple of videos of them being all handsy with one another (they just need to go see the Beetlejuice musical together) and you all are missing an opportunity if you aren't sending those videos around to your MAGA relatives and acquaintances and saying something like "you know what, I don't like Trump, but I'm glad he dumped Melania and is living his best life with his girlfriend because at 78 and given his physical shape, old age is catching up with him really fast. I think we should all be so lucky to reach his age and be dating somebody less than half our age! Kudos to Trump for that!"

"Kamala slept with men early in her career, so both sides, which means I won't care about this at all and will of course still be voting for Trump." 

[Captainant 26927]

Holy shit

 

[TeeDubya 3329]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the anti cult ….

 

Burt was one of the founders of QT

[The Royal We 3051]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

These ghouls went for the full (plastic) meal deal.

Poor Loomer ran out of money after completely altering her face and didn't have the funds to have the full work-up done.

[SydneyCarton 47488]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Either Scott didn’t get enough hugs from his dad when he was a kid or he’s a spoiled ass immature brat…or both

 

lol Scott. “
SHE WAS IN THE SPIN ROOM. 

[CooterBrown 17762]

38 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Burt was one of the founders of QT

Only a swinging dick like Burt could come up with this in store beverage...

[safe sex 11608]

Holy shit, that deflection from Scott Taylor is one of the most pathetic displays I've ever seen

[That Guy 950]

That’s like, really juvenile of you to say safe sex. Really juvenile. Just like really juvenile. 

[Brisketexan 103660]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

You recall my running gag of "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang?"  With the implication that there wasn't much that fell outside of my band of "would?"

Well, the modern MAGA party has made a mockery of that standard.  The fucking MAGAsphere is just woman upon woman who is of the 

variety.

These two (shit, pretty much every female in every pic taken at Mar A Lago)...Gargoyle, MTG, Loomer, Lake....it's just a parade of creatures who are hideous to the bone.  WTF is wrong with these people?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23247]

Quite the downgrade from Hope Hicks but somehow more appropriate and disgusting at the same time. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5322]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

the one on the left looks like a poor photocopy of a photocopy of charo, and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

[bolverk 29111]

5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

the one on the left looks like a poor photocopy of a photocopy of charo, and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

Good sir, I will not have you besmirch one of my first childhood crushes like that.

[texasdago 7465]

10 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

the one on the left looks like a poor photocopy of a photocopy of charo, and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

Charro's lips... do I see teeth or the reflection off of her bottom lip??? 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Burt was one of the founders of QT

Burt back in his younger days outside one of his stores...

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh4RR2QoGAzDH6Svq9/that-time-dude-from-new-york-talked-smack-to-2-red-necks-and-then-got-beat-up-im-from-new-york-all-by-myself-whats-up

[Goredho 17181]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

Huh, these are not the most lifelike sex dolls I've ever seen.

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

18 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

He doesn’t need to find her attractive as long as she’s telling him what he wants to hear. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5322]

24 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Good sir, I will not have you besmirch one of my first childhood crushes like that.

The ire is aimed at 5¢ copy machines at local corner stores, not charo

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Huh, these are not the most lifelike sex dolls I've ever seen.

they should give the one on the right some ointment for all those bee stings to her face

[Goredho 17181]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

they should give the one on the right some ointment for all those bee stings to her face

If bee stings caused that, she needs about 2 dozen epipens stat.

[4th&Five 41246]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23247]

It’s disturbing because you don’t get anymore far alt-right than Loomer.  She is the bottom of the bottom, which means she will likely become the governor of Florida in my lifetime. 

[Pato del Muerto 52119]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You recall my running gag of "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang?"  With the implication that there wasn't much that fell outside of my band of "would?"

Well, the modern MAGA party has made a mockery of that standard.  The fucking MAGAsphere is just woman upon woman who is of the 

variety.

These two (shit, pretty much every female in every pic taken at Mar A Lago)...Gargoyle, MTG, Loomer, Lake....it's just a parade of creatures who are hideous to the bone.  WTF is wrong with these people?

It’s as if the only plastic surgeon these women can afford happens to specialize in caricature. 

[High Plains Drifter 10938]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s disturbing because you don’t get anymore far alt-right than Loomer.  She is the bottom of the bottom, which means she will likely become the governor President of Florida the US in my lifetime. 

 

fixy

 

 

[TeeDubya 3329]

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

By the looks of that maw, and imagining the torn up meat tent below, she’s had plenty of practice catching everything several teams have thrown.