The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[High Plains Drifter 11,186]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So, Sunday night, my cousin's husband ---- who is so stupid he makes other people's brains hurt ---- comes out on Facebook saying that his church in Burnet had been threatened by two Muslims carrying AR-15s and that authorities were looking for them.  He's 110 percent MAGA, and this turned into a multi-posted thread about immigrants and the border and Kamala Harris. I didn't engage him because I never do, but other people did.  Naturally, my question was "how do they know the religion of the alleged assailants if they're still looking for them?"  I've long ago learned that trying to talk with him is pointless, but I thought "there's got to be more to the story."

There was.

It was all fabricated. 

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/church-shooting-fabricated-man-arrested-texas-burnet-county-church-at-the-epicenter/269-d5d85745-596b-42b5-8a85-eee39928af2c


 

 

 

 

I scanned the article, and not once did I see the word "lie." 

 

 

[GenXer 3,425]

Third paragraph in article

Authorities said the safety team member who reported the shooting admitted he lied about the incident to law enforcement and others.

[jimmyjazz 47,102]

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ah what's a little radiation thrown at Tampa with 160+ mph winds going to hurt? The more sad parts are the people who read that post and thought "I should add a hug or heart emoji because we need to encourage more brave ideas like this". 

Clearly you missed the caveat MINUS THE RADIATION.  You just don't put the radiation in the bomb.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,548]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clearly you missed the caveat MINUS THE RADIATION.  You just don't put the radiation in the bomb.

[Brisketexan 106,873]

This morning, I got to enjoy some Leopards eating a dude's face.

Old friend of mine who I'm still connected to on FB.  Super conservative catholic, former Air Force meteorologist.  He has gone full Trumpy/conspiracy theory -- plandemic, the jab, "they" can't be trusted, all that shit.

But...he's still a trained meteorologist.  So this morning, he posts about the absurd conspiracy theories that Hurricane Milton is government weather manipulation:

"An airplane with a doohickey cannot make nor steer a hurricane.
A lot of y’all need to get off the web and get your meds dialed in."

Initially, some of his friends/followers chimed in, agreeing.  But then, the critical mass of the insane conspiracy theory crowd he hangs with overwhelmed him:

"you're wrong on this one....this tech has been around for decades"

"Pretty shocking how unaware of this you are, actually."

"https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFPHWvkj/

This guy goes over the same info but the way he summarizes it is interesting.

Put that together with the plane seen flying for hours above that area and it has to make you wonder."

"Clearly you’ve not researched anything. But you could also look up in the sky. It’s called called Geo Engineering, it’s a cocktail of Aluminum Nano Particulates, Barium and Strontium 7. It’s been going on since 1948.

- The Patent office has all the patents listed. It’s public Information

- CIA chief Brennan has admitted to it.

- It’s now been banned in Tennessee and New Hampshire"

"It took a minute but I don't agree with you on this one. I do think there is some weather engineering or other contributing factors going on in our world today. I do not believe it's all just an act of God."

"There are also tons of these lines. I’ve watched a lot of hurricanes and never seen them. People are saying it’s because of electromagnetic waves. All this shit is plausible because we’re watching it."

"Critical thinkers have eyes & brains. Programmed humans have neither."

 

Some people chimed in "what about cloud seeding?"  He explained in short form how the physics don't work when talking about a hurricane:

"cloud seeding is to hurricanes as farts are to tornadoes."

All to no avail.  Just a CASCADE of people saying "nope, do your research."

 

I gotta tell ya, I am now amused to watch an ACTUAL expert/trained scientist in the field explain how the laws of physics simply preclude any of the batshittery they're talking about (the amount of energy involved in a hurricane is more than any device can interfere with).  Not so funny now, is it?  Dumbass, getting hoisted on his own "we can't trust the science!" petard.  Fuck em all.

 

[SydneyCarton 49,475]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This morning, I got to enjoy some Leopards eating a dude's face.

Old friend of mine who I'm still connected to on FB.  Super conservative catholic, former Air Force meteorologist.  He has gone full Trumpy/conspiracy theory -- plandemic, the jab, "they" can't be trusted, all that shit.

But...he's still a trained meteorologist.  So this morning, he posts about the absurd conspiracy theories that Hurricane Milton is government weather manipulation:

"An airplane with a doohickey cannot make nor steer a hurricane.
A lot of y’all need to get off the web and get your meds dialed in."

Initially, some of his friends/followers chimed in, agreeing.  But then, the critical mass of the insane conspiracy theory crowd he hangs with overwhelmed him:

"you're wrong on this one....this tech has been around for decades"

"Pretty shocking how unaware of this you are, actually."

"https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFPHWvkj/

This guy goes over the same info but the way he summarizes it is interesting.

Put that together with the plane seen flying for hours above that area and it has to make you wonder."

"Clearly you’ve not researched anything. But you could also look up in the sky. It’s called called Geo Engineering, it’s a cocktail of Aluminum Nano Particulates, Barium and Strontium 7. It’s been going on since 1948.

- The Patent office has all the patents listed. It’s public Information

- CIA chief Brennan has admitted to it.

- It’s now been banned in Tennessee and New Hampshire"

"It took a minute but I don't agree with you on this one. I do think there is some weather engineering or other contributing factors going on in our world today. I do not believe it's all just an act of God."

"There are also tons of these lines. I’ve watched a lot of hurricanes and never seen them. People are saying it’s because of electromagnetic waves. All this shit is plausible because we’re watching it."

"Critical thinkers have eyes & brains. Programmed humans have neither."

 

Some people chimed in "what about cloud seeding?"  He explained in short form how the physics don't work when talking about a hurricane:

"cloud seeding is to hurricanes as farts are to tornadoes."

All to no avail.  Just a CASCADE of people saying "nope, do your research."

 

I gotta tell ya, I am now amused to watch an ACTUAL expert/trained scientist in the field explain how the laws of physics simply preclude any of the batshittery they're talking about (the amount of energy involved in a hurricane is more than any device can interfere with).  Not so funny now, is it?  Dumbass, getting hoisted on his own "we can't trust the science!" petard.  Fuck em all.

 

Now's the time for you to parachute in and  drag your nuts all over his face. 

[TwiceHorn 32,060]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clearly you missed the caveat MINUS THE RADIATION.  You just don't put the radiation in the bomb.

Also "Simi," whatever the fuck that is.

[dcbc 14,644]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"cloud seeding is to hurricanes as farts are to tornadoes."

 

The Surly "Enchilada" thread notwithstanding. 

[Brisketexan 106,873]

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also "Simi," whatever the fuck that is.

[MissingInAction 25,552]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well…see….your MAGAs, umm…aren’t smart. At all. Not even a little bit.

God damn it! Now I don't know who to hate.

Thanks Obama.

[Brisketexan 106,873]

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Now's the time for you to parachute in and  drag your nuts all over his face. 

Fair enough:

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I love ya, brother, but this thread is FASCINATING to watch. You are-literally-a trained weather scientist. You understand the relation of weather to energy, which is just basic physics. For example, "A hurricane generates energy in many ways, so if you bottle up all the energy output of the wind, rain, evaporation, you get a really big number. In fact, the wind alone creates 1.3 x 10^17 joules of energy per day. That’s according to the Atlantic Oceanographic Meteorological Laboratory. That is equivalent to half the total electrical generating capacity on earth. Now, when you take into account the wind and add in how much energy it takes to generate rain and clouds, through the process of evaporation, that is equivalent to 200 times the total electrical generating capacity on the planet." Summary: a hurricane involves such MASSIVE amounts of energy, the idea of localized weather control to create/enhance/steer such a beast is a physical impossibility. The energy of a total hurricane life cycle isn't just that of dozens of nuclear detonations, it's the energy of THOUSANDS of nuclear detonations. YET....you have the "open your eyes, don't be programmed!" crowd telling you you're full of it. Up is down, down is up, physics is fake, "joules" are made-up, we have the technology! In a world where nothing is factual or true, anything you WANT to be factual or true BECOMES the truth. Scientists don't get everything right, it's always a process, but to turn it into "and therefore, if science says so, the OPPOSITE must be true" is insanity. Yet....here we are. Enjoy.

 

[dcbc 14,644]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fair enough:

 

Some nutter in less than 2 minutes: "DO YER RESURCH!"

[SydneyCarton 49,475]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fair enough:

 

I wouldn't consider this a nut dragging. You'd have had to have thrown in something like:

"You must be completely at a loss for how to handle this kind of willful ignorance so people make up whatever reality they need to fit their current worldview and assuage their cognitive dissonance. I wonder if you'll now take a bit of a grain of salt with other people completely at a loss when you talk about "them," and voter fraud, and the "plandemic" and covid, and eating the dogs and cats. I hope you can reconcile that."

Edited October 8 by SydneyCarton

[Sawbonz 28,178]

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fair enough:

 

I see a lot of references to the metric system in there commie

[Brisketexan 106,873]

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I see a lot of references to the metric system in there commie

Duh.  And don't even get me started on (((joules))).

[Gil Bang 26,229]

On 10/7/2024 at 7:19 AM, UTCzech III said:

Literally a death cult.  Cross him off.

 

 

 

21 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Definitely Huntington Beach. Good chance he may have had an RV parked in a lot not even a quarter mile away. I would ride my bike from Newport Beach to Long Beach (very impressive) and this stretch was always fun. Lots of American flags from seemingly normal brain washed Rs, but then you'd get the white supremacists, biker gangs, and upset minorities and it ruined what is a great stretch of beach to cycle through.

HB is the Florida of California

[hornmpa96 2,654]

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

By the time my cousin's husband posted about it they were armed with AR-15s. 

I’m confused by this. I thought MAGA Texans wanted people to walk around freely carrying AR-15s. 

[Goredho 17,649]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"It took a minute but I don't agree with you on this one. I do think there is some weather engineering or other contributing factors going on in our world today. I do not believe it's all just an act of God."

It is hilarious that the only two possible explanations are:

A) Government weaponization of the weather against its citizens, or

B) Act of God

[Brisketexan 106,873]

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I’m confused by this. I thought MAGA Texans wanted people to walk around freely carrying AR-15s. 

Oh, they do.  Why, there is no greater symbol of America and freedom than walking EVERYWHERE with your AR.  Walk the streets, go into Chipotle, shop at Wal-Mart, all with your freedom boomstick by your side!  You can practically hear the Lee Greenwood music right now, can't you?

 

Except, of course, this does not apply if you're not....you know.....a "real" American.  Wink wink.

 

They don't even try to hide it anymore.  Not even a little bit.

White guy with an AR?  Freedom eagle Jesus gun freedom stick patriot!

Brown guy with an AR?  Terrorist illegal murderer rapist!

[GenXer 3,425]

6 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I’m confused by this. I thought MAGA Texans wanted people to walk around freely carrying AR-15s. 

[Brisketexan 106,873]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

It is hilarious that the only two possible explanations are:

A) Government weaponization of the weather against its citizens, or

B) Act of God

Well, NONE of these people believe in anthropogenic climate change (including the AF meteorologist).  Because it's clearly preposterous that hundreds of years of pumping carbon into the atmosphere would have the effect that carbon is known to have in the atmosphere, and causes small, incremental changes to climatological patterns that manifest in adding an extreme margin to some weather events.....but it's TOTALLY credible to believe that "they" have a "trillion watt laser" that can create and steer hurricanes.

These are not smart people or critical thinkers.  They decide on a conclusion, then "rationalize" their way to it, selectively considering some possibilities, while ignoring literally thousands of other data points.

[UTCzech III 2,934]

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Third paragraph in article

Authorities said the safety team member who reported the shooting admitted he lied about the incident to law enforcement and others.

Yeah, I skimmed a little of their facebook page last night, some people were saying the "pastor" was in on it as well, of course those comments have all been scrubbed now.  Looks like just another church/grift, just trying to get that tax free money.  What a glorious racket.

[Horn Dog 10,158]

They absolutely do have the technology to form and control tornadoes!  My cousin’s friend’s  girlsfriend’s father works at Area 51 and he snuck out this top secret photo from the “ Punish Conservatives Project”!   Ya’ll libs need to do your research!!

[Chad Fuck 18,134]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wouldn't consider this a nut dragging. You'd have had to have thrown in something like:

"You must be completely at a loss for how to handle this kind of willful ignorance so people make up whatever reality they need to fit their current worldview and assuage their cognitive dissonance. I wonder if you'll now take a bit of a grain of salt with other people completely at a loss when you talk about "them," and voter fraud, and the "plandemic" and covid, and eating the dogs and cats. I hope you can reconcile that."

This right here @Brisketexan.  You did nothing but confirm to him that he is right and the commenters are wrong.  You of all people should know that the cog dissonant crowd needs the plank pulled out of their eye, then to be whacked about the head with said plank.  Your subtleties are lost on them.

[aggie08 21,791]

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I wonder if Seth McFarland knew in real time that he was creating the world's most perfect internet meme when he framed the shot like that.

[Brisketexan 106,873]

This right here [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention].  You did nothing but confirm to him that he is right and the commenters are wrong.  You of all people should know that the cog dissonant crowd needs the plank pulled out of their eye, then to be whacked about the head with said plank.  Your subtleties are lost on them.

Kinda thought that just highlighting the leopards are eating his face would start to turn his eyes towards the light. You can’t undo years worth of thinking in one post.

[Pato del Muerto 53,438]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"It took a minute but I don't agree with you on this one. I do think there is some weather engineering or other contributing factors going on in our world today. I do not believe it's all just an act of God."

 

This one is the top shelf distillate right here. Wow. It’s not an act of god- what could it be?  Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Must be people. But not like science has been suggesting for decades, that doesn’t make any sense either. It must be government/deep state purposeful weather engineering. That’s much more plausible than increasing greenhouse gases from the ongoing Industrial Revolution  causing changes to the earth’s climate systems. 

Edited October 8 by Pato del Muerto

[jimmyjazz 47,102]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This one is the top shelf distillate right here. Wow. It’s not an act of god- what could it be?  Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Must be people. But not like science has been suggesting for decades, they doesn’t make any sense either. It must be government/deep state purposeful weather engineering. That’s much more plausible than increasing greenhouse gases from the ongoing Industrial Revolution  causing changes to tie earth’s climate systems. 

I recently (and briefly) interacted on FB with a dude I knew from childhood.  He is now 100% Q and MAGA, but was exceedingly polite about it, until he wasn't.  He eventually accused me of having "gone feral".

I kinda liked that.  I unfriended him nonetheless.

Feral.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,583]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

It is hilarious that the only two possible explanations are:

A) Government weaponization of the weather against its citizens, or

B) Act of God

If something bad happens in a Blue state, it's an act of god punishing you for your evil ways. 

If something bad happens in a Red state, it's "They" are manipulating the weather, or paying agitators, or keeping them down in 100 other ways. 

[Goredho 17,649]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If something bad happens in a Blue state, it's an act of god punishing you for your evil ways. 

If something bad happens in a Red state, it's "They" are manipulating the weather, or paying agitators, or keeping them down in 100 other ways. 

Thank God I am in a blue state.  If I am going to be punished, I'd rather have had the fun in earning it.

[Pato del Muerto 53,438]

I thought god punishing people on earth was kind of sorted by the New Testament and Jesus’ sacrifice. If not, why worship him?

[SydneyCarton 49,475]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

This right here @Brisketexan.  You did nothing but confirm to him that he is right and the commenters are wrong.  You of all people should know that the cog dissonant crowd needs the plank pulled out of their eye, then to be whacked about the head with said plank.  Your subtleties are lost on them.

 

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Kinda thought that just highlighting the leopards are eating his face would start to turn his eyes towards the light. You can’t undo years worth of thinking in one post.

Yeah, but he actually has to have the point made to inch towards the light. He just nodded to your post, Principal Skinner style. You talk a big game, sir, but I think you didn't even want to upset someone on FB.

[RDCanecutter 26,869]

Perfect weather where I am right now. Thanks Obama.

[Horn Dog 10,158]

yup.  This is what I’m up against.  God must really like my heathen ways.

[Brisketexan 106,873]

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

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 It's clear you're trying to take a rationale stance against the claims about human weather manipulation, but let's zoom out for a moment...

As a Christian, do you believe:

1. There are unfathomably evil people in the world who WOULD (IF they could) manufacture massive storms to kill multitudes of people.

2. Many of these people are (knowingly or unknowingly) under the influence and direction of supernatural Satanic entities (fallen angels)?

3. The aforementioned supernatural entities can, without doubt, manipulate climate and weather in nefarious ways (Assuming God/Jesus allows them to)?

If you disagree with any of these three assertions, which one(s) and why?

If you don't, does it really matter if evil humans can manipulate weather/climate on their own, when it can be done by their supernatural masters?

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

[DigglerontheHoof 21,548]

You can't counter that level of ignorance and stupidity.  

[SydneyCarton 49,475]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

 

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You can't counter that level of ignorance and stupidity.  

No, but you can mock the fuck out of it and make them feel stupid as fucking shit in the process. Fucking weirdos. 

"That's a great worldview. It allows you to think critically about nothing, never question any of your own beliefs, and never even bother to grow as a human being and a child of God. I for one believe this a magnificent and complex world God created for us, and he'd want us to understand it and continue to grow. You apparently want to squander all the gifts he's given you by living in ignorance. Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

[Foosters 18,267]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

No, but you can mock the fuck out of it and make them feel stupid as fucking shit in the process. Fucking weirdos. 

"That's a great worldview. It allows you to think critically about nothing, never question any of your own beliefs, and never even bother to grow as a human being and a child of God. I for one believe this a magnificent and complex world God created for us, and he'd want us to understand it and continue to grow. You apparently want to squander all the gifts he's given you by living in ignorance. Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

I would've gone with "are the Satanic entities in the room with us right now?" but I think yours works too

[BamaATL 16,593]

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

It's like a recruitment poster for atheism.  

[aggie08 21,791]

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

[miguelito 11,491]

Green shirt guy laughing. 

[SydneyCarton 49,475]

Just now, aggie08 said:

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

Nono, it's fine when HE does it to his followers. Just not other demons and shit. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,101]

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nono, it's fine when HE does it to his followers. Just not other demons and shit. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Seems like trips to disney have killed more people than Satan.  

[Pancho 46,253]

This should be jail time.

 

 

[ultimaton 2,985]

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,101]

2 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

he wanted to create some more bootstraps for people to pick themselves up by.

[C-Man 27,777]

4 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

He used them to eliminate a potential political rival. 4-D chess.

[Thatguy 9,348]

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

HB is the Florida of California

It's the Texas of California. Florida is a little harsh.

[Foosters 18,267]

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This should be jail time.

 

 

and then one of the babies looked at me