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The GQP / MAGA Pedophiles Thread

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#1

It happens with enough frequency so it would seem there is a need to compile occasions of Trump fans who are arrested / charged / plead guilty ouilty / convicted of [all things child abuse / Sexual Assault / Rape / sex trafficking / pedophilia activity].

It always seems the accused are #NotGay @NotLesbian #NotBi #NotTrans #NotADragQueen 

& Of course we can start with the obvious: Donald J. Trump, the asshole Pedo in Charge.

 

 

 

¹ALL persons listed / named are presumed innocent until found guilty in a legally binding court of law.

²We can all be certain there are Democrats who also perpetrate this heinous activity, however it does appear the overwhelming majority are Republicans / MAGA / GQP'ers / Qcumbers.  (Insert Cuomo here)

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#3

yeah this thread is pretty redundant since we already have this one which is 99.8% corrupt law enforcement, evil preachers and shitty local politicians, i.e. demographics who coincidentally are also 99.9% MAGA. 

so probably not much traction for a duplicate thread. 

#4

But this one is in CR so we can say mean things about these monsters without hurting the fee fees of the DT contingent.

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#5

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/capitol-riot-defendant-arrest-kidnapping-assault-banuelos-rcna242764

A former January 6th defendant wanted by Utah law enforcement officials for alleged kidn*pping and eight counts of aggravated s*xual assa*lt has been taken into custody by a fugitive task force in Cook County, Illinois.

John Emanuel Banuelos, 40, is wanted for the nine first-degree felonies, alleged to have been committed in 2018.

According to a probable cause statement filed in the arrest warrant, issued by the Salt Lake County District Attorney’s Office, the female victim told a Unified Police detective she was approached at a TRAX station by “Jacob,” later to be identified as Banuelos, on June 8, 2018.

Banuelos invited the woman to his house for a party, and when she arrived, “there was no furniture and no party. (She) said Banuelos began touching her legs, and she told him to stop,” the court document says.

The woman told investigators that Banuelos made her smoke something, and afterward, she could not move her body.

The woman said Banuelos left briefly, then returned and s*xually assa*lted her multiple times. She said “Banuelos then grabbed her by the shirt and dropped her on the floor, causing her to hit her head. (She) recalled feeling like Banuelos was going to k*ll her.”

The woman was examined at a hospital the day after the incident, and evidence swabs were taken. On Aug. 5 of this year, CODIS identified Jose Banuelos as a DNA contributor. “Jose” Banuelos is a known alias of John Banuelos, the probable cause statement says.

“The defendant has an extensive violent criminal history in Illinois dating back to 2001,” the Utah warrant says. “The defendant has been arrested at least 20 times for weapons offenses, domestic viol*nce, assault and battery, property damage, resisting arrest, trespassing, obstruction, eluding, and protective order violations.

He also has an unresolved case in Salt Lake County based on a domestic viol*nce assa*lt allegation. Warrants also were issued in those cases, the warrant says.

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#7
Just now, wildcat09 said:

Why are you censoring "kidnapping" and "sexual assault"?

he's not. it's bullshit social media. if the algorithm catches words like rape, murder, etc it will flag it and it will be automatically taken down. this is a workaround and it's fucking annoying

#8
49 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's not. it's bullshit social media. if the algorithm catches words like rape, murder, etc it will flag it and it will be automatically taken down. this is a workaround and it's fucking annoying

But he just copied and pasted from an nbcnews.com article and went through it and censored those words himself.

#9
17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

But he just copied and pasted from an nbcnews.com article and went through it and censored those words himself.

he either did that to be able to post it on SM or he retrieved it that way before posting it here. either way, we've both already spent too much brainpower on this for a monday. 

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#10

Copied text from FB & retrieved the link for article verification.

 

Does any of that discount the GQP hypocrisy? 

#11
3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Copied text from FB & retrieved the link for article verification.

 

Does any of that discount the GQP hypocrisy? 


Well, clearly, not including the As means these poor men are innocent.

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Maga, Christian head of some church, vehement alleger about the dangers to your children from others, and hostile to anyone not having boy-girl male-female intimate relationships. Oh, he's also a child raper.  Over a six-year period.

Outrage. I imagine brutal punishment which was not my thing before these dark days. I guess I'm venting fury. Maybe shackle his foot to a chain connected to a tow hitch protruding from an old pick up truck. Rig it to go 10 mph without a driver. Put it on a circular path on a flat desert plain. Let it go and leave him alone to drag and drag and drag. Give it some time. If he survives, to prison with him. If not? He won't be missed. I'll go imprison my rage again. It's not becoming.

I'm not a reader of Shakespeare nor do I see many plays of his. The man had wisdom. Thou doth protest too much. In modern English? Every accusation is a confession with this scum. Thank goodness they're in charge.

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#13
n 2021, Donald Trump commuted the sentence of
 Jonathan Braun, a Long Island man convicted for his role as a high-ranking member of an international marijuana smuggling ring. Braun was released from federal prison after serving about a year of his 10-year sentence. 
Following his release, Braun was arrested multiple times on new charges in state court, which included accusations of: 
  • Sexually assaulting his family's live-in nanny by grabbing her breast.
  • Physically abusing a 3-year-old child.
  • Threatening a nurse with an IV pole at a hospital.
  • Assaulting his wife and father-in-law. 
 
These subsequent accusations of violent and sexual conduct led to a federal judge revoking his supervised release, and in November 2025, Braun was sentenced to another 27 months in prison for violating the terms of his release.

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#15
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Trump: what’s a little family quibble. 

...if you piss me off, I will push you down a flight of stairs & bury you on my golf course so I can get a tax deduction.

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#18

Pedo or aggravated child abuse... ¿similar stupidity?

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Vice chair to lead Wasatch County GOP after chairperson a...

The Wasatch County Republican Party had an emergency meeting Wednesday, Feb. 11, after the arrest of its chairperson. The party’s vice chair will temporarily lead the group.

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#20

.The former North Dakota state senator Ray Holmberg, a Republican who served in the legislature for 45 years, has been sentenced to 10 years in federal prison.

According to the U.S. Department of Justice, the 81-year-old from Grand Forks traveled to Prague in the Czech Republic about 14 times between 2011 and 2021.

During these trips, he paid for s*xual acts with adolescent boys at a brothel and sought out underage boys in a public park near the main train station.

He reportedly used the alias “Sean Evans” on some occasions to avoid having his real name recorded, citing his position as a state legislator.

Court documents detail how he communicated with friends about the trips, encouraging them to join, sharing details like boys “renting” for around $60 (with s*x extra), and boasting about encounters with boys as young as 12 and 15.

He also faced allegations of manipulating a 16-year-old Canadian boy online to send explicit images.

Holmberg pleaded guilty in August 2024 to one count of traveling in foreign commerce for the purpose of engaging in illicit sexual conduct.

The sentencing occurred on March 26, 2025, exceeding the guidelines range that both sides had recommended (around 3-4 years), with the judge citing the severity of the offenses and ongoing risk.

This case was handled under Project Safe Childhood, the DOJ’s initiative against child exploitation.

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#21

We interrupt this Bombing of Iran to update y'all on another MAGA pedo.

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https://www.justice.gov/usao-ak/pr/anchorage-man-arrested-juneau-charged-sex-trafficking-and-other-child-exploitation

Anchorage man arrested in Juneau, charged with sex trafficking and other child exploitation offenses

Valdez is an Anchorage resident listed as having served as Republican Wasilla state Sen. George Rauscher’s chief of staff since November.

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Craig Scott Valdez, left, next to a Snapschat avatar he allegedly used to contact children for the purpose of sexually exploiting them.

According to public court documents, Craig Scott Valdez, 36, used the popular social media application Snapchat to identify, groom and entice juvenile females in Alaska for the purposes of sexual exploitation. The indictment charges this conduct in relation to one minor victim from an incident occurring in October 2025, but Valdez is believed to have victimized or attempted to victimize other juveniles in Anchorage and Juneau. Valdez is a current state employee working in Anchorage and Juneau.

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On 3/24/2026 at 9:50 PM, ROFL BOX said:

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ak/pr/anchorage-man-arrested-juneau-charged-sex-trafficking-and-other-child-exploitation

Anchorage man arrested in Juneau, charged with sex trafficking and other child exploitation offenses

Valdez is an Anchorage resident listed as having served as Republican Wasilla state Sen. George Rauscher’s chief of staff since November.

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Damn, Guillermo really let himself go after the show ended.

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MAGA PASTOR Kevin Jones Who Wore Charlie Kirk’s “FREEDOM” Shirt In Sermon Arrested For Soliciting Minors.

West Virginia news confirms Pastor Kevin Curtis Jones of Summit Church in Elkins was arrested for soliciting a minor via computer and distributing child exploitation

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22 hours ago, speed817 said:
MAGA PASTOR Kevin Jones Who Wore Charlie Kirk’s “FREEDOM” Shirt In Sermon Arrested For Soliciting Minors.

West Virginia news confirms Pastor Kevin Curtis Jones of Summit Church in Elkins was arrested for soliciting a minor via computer and distributing child exploitation

either that is not the same shirt or one is wearing a homemade version of the other or one guy is 1/3 smaller than the other. oh well, one is dead and the other is going to jail. about that freedom....

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#30
7 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

I have no real issues about adult consensual prostitution except where it is sanctimonious assholes trying to be morality police who then get caught doing the bullshit they are supposedly trying to restrict others from doing.

#31
44 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I have no real issues about adult consensual prostitution except where it is sanctimonious assholes trying to be morality police who then get caught doing the bullshit they are supposedly trying to restrict others from doing.

Consensual prostitution is called dating. Professional prostitution is rarely truly consensual.

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#32
19 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Consensual prostitution is called dating. Professional prostitution is rarely truly consensual.

"Some women do it for $$, other women do it for appliances."

*assuming ~90% are women being paid.

#33
22 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Consensual prostitution is called dating.

Alright, I will allow that I might have misunderstood this post. Dating isn’t consensual prostitution, no matter how prostitutes define their liaisons.

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#38

Every fucking time with these fucks. If you are a devout anti-gay Christian male, there’s a 70% chance you’re a pedo.

They are number one on the lists of people I’d never leave a kid alone with.

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#39
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every fucking time with these fucks. If you are a devout anti-gay Christian male, there’s a 70% chance you’re a pedo.

They are number one on the lists of people I’d never leave a kid alone with.

My totally anecdotal assumption is 50% have acted on it, 20% have the urges & 30% are simply assholes.

.001.5% of those who are closeted gay have any pedo aspirations (similar to the rest of human society).

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#43

Freshly out of prison....

NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.

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#44
2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Freshly out of prison....

¿Is she a pedo?

If not, simply your average MAGA fuckhead.

#45
Just now, ROFL BOX said:

¿Is she a pedo?

If not, simply your average MAGA fuckhead.

Yea I posted in the wrong thread. Wasn't able to delete the post once I realized it...

#46
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Freshly out of prison....

NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.

And the manufacturer of said voting machines should immediately sue her for defamation.

Seriously, bury all of these fuckers under the full weight of the law - criminal, civil. Fuck, maritime and admiralty if you can make it apply. All of it. Ruin them. All of them. And their families. And their children. Then salt the earth over their graves.

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#47

Can the #TrumpCrimeKids be sued separate from The Don?

If so, I'm a plaintiff.

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.🚨Chad R. Essert, 44 — Chief of Police for the Village of Bethel, Ohio, and registered Republican — was indicted by a Clermont County Grand Jury on 56 counts of s*xual battery and 14 counts of unlawful s*xual conduct with a minor, all third-degree felonies.

Investigators tracked Essert down in Seminole, Florida, where he was booked into Pinellas County jail. He faces up to 280 years in prison if convicted on all charges.

The alleged abuse spans from 2005 to 2010, when Essert was instructing students at the Young Marines program and Scarlet Oaks career-development center in Sharonville, Ohio. A victim told investigators the abuse occurred across multiple locations in Clermont and Hamilton counties over that five-year period.

Oh, and before his arrest? Essert was on LinkedIn liking posts about child s*x abuse convictions. You can’t make this up.

Despite Essert’s position of prominence as an authority figure, this story has remained local.

Could you imagine if this were a random gay dad, undocumented immigrant, or a transgender person? This story would explode all over right-wing media.
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