Texas vs TCU Game Thread

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I don’t wanna scroll back through. I hope Greenspoint’s bitchass came through after game was over.  Or are we still saying TCU is trash?

Did he do the "ballgame" stuff? Because that's his standard reverse jinx.

[TexasGolf 4896]

That drive chewing up 6 minutes or so reminded me of some of Mack’s teams that closed out games. 

[F250 28764]

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who dis?  Asking for my fap bank 

Deadpool's wife.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Went to the game with a buddy who graduated from Texas, and my folks. We ubered from his house to the game. Our uber driver was Jordan Sterns, Hayden’s older brother who played for Okie State. Awesome guy, and my friend and I continued to text him updates on how his brother was doing. Pretty fucking awesome day. Kicking game is trash, offensive play calling sucked most of the game because it was predictable. I liked watching Sam getting more and more comfortable in the pocket. It seemed to me that he was trusting his line more and more, and not being as quick to flush. It was my mom’s 71st birthday today, and she graduated in 1971, so we can thank her a little.

Quick side note;

I wasn’t at the Okie State game a few years back, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen officiating this bad live in my life.

 

 

[freyguy 4264]

31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Is this our new mascot?  Please say yes.

Either way, I can get behind this.

Fuck k-state!!!

[williemackgarza 1826]

Jones had a great game. So did boyd. Sux that they were overshadowed by the wolfs star performance.
On second thought, it doesnt suck at all

[Ron Swanson 176]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

So are these shirts available for purchase? Asking about tee-shirts, not crop tops, btw...

[Bevo 13569]

Maybe it was just my seats and my luck. Maybe it was my alcohol intake. Maybe it was my euphoria from the win. But, I saw an incredible number of beautiful women at the game.

[TreatyOak 16311]

2 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

So are these shirts available for purchase? Asking about tee-shirts, not crop tops, btw...

Thanks for asking. We are planning to make them available soon for Surly fans. We will provide details when they can be purchased. Cheers. 

[JBJ 3654]

1 hour ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Couldnt post a link?

Don't have instagram, watching it on the wife's phone.

[Gatorubet 30185]

That slow mo shot of the Texas Cheerleaders today with their imaginary six shooters made me 

 

[Atticus 3973]

43 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He won’t get top 3 round grade.  He’s good but nothing spectacular. Measurables won’t be great. 

I'm sure his shuttle time will be well above average for his size. 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

 

He’s Sicilian Italian, got some African Blood in him. Like Eddie Murphy said in Raw, Italians act just like *****, no racist.

 

Dennis hopper phrased it differently 

[BERT 4358]

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

 

Yep, remember Brandon Foster and the other short 5’9” CB we had starting in 06-07?

 

Ryan Palmer?

[Lou Loomis 746]

Commitment to the run game wasn’t sexy but successfully helped us dominate ToP and eventually put the game away. Kept their explosive guys off the field as much as we could.

[Stunns38 3460]

Ryan Palmer?

That’s him.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

Cut the east & west runs/passes behind los in half & we may actually end up with a good offense with some great performances.

baby steps, but yeah.. feels good

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Cut the east & west runs/passes behind los in half & we may actually end up with a good offense with some great performances.
baby steps, but yeah.. feels good

Lol or speed options to the short side against speed defenses....

[jw4381 3070]

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2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

This man, i love

No homo but yes

[LTtxfan 49144]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

If anyone’s curious, it was that @LTtxfan bot @immamac created.

Not a Bot

Post a Gal that's attractive and I won't Neg the post.....

[GRHorn 105]

39 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'm sure his shuttle time will be well above average for his size. 

We’ll see. Haven’t seen a lot of jukes. His two big TDS were missed tackles and straight line runs. 

[LTtxfan 49144]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Yeah Baby.... Hook'Em

[MrPhlegm 3413]

We just out TCU'ed TCU.  It feels so good.

No you fucking whippesnapper motherfucker we didn't "out TCU'ed" nothing, we TEXASed their sorry cockroach asses. This is how a TEXAS vs cockroach game is SUPPOSED to be. The last 6 years was an ABBERATION.

The NORMAL Texas vs cockroach game usually goes like this...

Many cockroaches knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.


DKR is up in Heaven smiling right now.

[MAGS® 400]

Well... i missed the entire second half of this game.   My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too low and become unconscious on us.  Thats generally not a good idea for a type 1 diabetic.   This tends to happen more frequently than i like and im pretty good at bringing him back up to normal levels with glucose and juice.  Well,... i couldnt find his damn glucometer and had no idea what level he was at.  After about 30 mins of working with him i pulled the trigger and called emt to come and assist.   Of course, murphy law, by the time the ambulance shows, he is slowly starting to come around.  Better safe than sorry.   Anyways we finally get him coherent and all is well right about the time the game is ending.   I looked at him and said, you do realize im a superstitious person, right?   He nods....  you know what this means, right?   Your ass is going to have go low every game now...  fortunately my shitty idea of humor aint lost on him.  Hook em

[KYHorn 17015]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sam is looking more comfortable in the pocket.  Threw some of his best passes today.

CJ, LJH, and Duvernay are the guys he's getting the ball to.  And he needs to.  Those are the playmakers.

This is coming along nicely.

And, dare I say it, to the MIDDLE OF THE FIELD

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

And, dare I say it, to the MIDDLE OF THE FIELD

Yeah, no kidding.  Bunch of posters before the game were bitching that we didn’t have the stones to throw in the middle of the field.  

[Brian Fantana 6681]

Just got home and watched the highlights. Hell fuckin yeah nice win and fuck the frogs

[achooloco 1067]

2 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

fuck tcu

Fuck tcu

[achooloco 1067]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Deadpool's wife.

The actor? Cause that ain’t no firefly hooker...

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

SUCK IT

 

Herbstreit and Kirk Bohls both picked TCU.....for what's that worth.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 
 

Fuck that sheep fucking goat felching aggy sack of shit and his bags of sheep dicks.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Sam's a fighter. He's a lifetime Longhorn. Yeah he makes stupid decisions, but he's not throwing picks which is an improvement. He'll be serviceable until the one of the two true fish are ready. 

Fish? Fuck you aggy.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

41 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

Lol or speed options to the short side against speed defenses....

Pavlov’s dog theory w/ the exception of never having rang the bell.

I think Herman & Zach Smith killed 5 strippers in FL & told Beck.. only possible explanation.

[Modessit 5598]

Herbstreit and Kirk Bohls both picked TCU.....for what's that worth.

So did Matt Leinert and all his Fox pregame buddies.

[Brisketexan 105079]

So did Matt Leinert and all his Fox pregame buddies.

So did most people.

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Did he do the "ballgame" stuff? Because that's his standard reverse jinx.

lol it's "here comes the blowout" when they give up a first down

[TexasEd 8066]

3 hours ago, XYZ said:

Not many WTF play calls today.

4th down at midfield and some of the calls inside the 5 that forced one of the FGs

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Why am I so emotional after this win

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

I think we take care of KSU and roll into Dallas at 4-1. My BFF who lives in Australia is meeting me for the ou game. Haven’t seen a game with him live in years. So excited. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Just checked in to say adios, goodbye, and sayonara  to Turpin.  

[Lou Loomis 746]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Why am I so emotional after this win

https://media.giphy.com/media/gMUGW4KYiCCLm/giphy.gif

[Zavala 1384]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Just checked in to say adios, goodbye, and sayonara  to Turpin.  

dude has been burnin' us for years

Freshman

finished the Texas game with six catches for 138 yards, amassing 22.0 yards per catch ... added two carries for 14 yards, a 4-yard punt return and a 26-yard kickoff return to finish with 182 all-purpose yards on the day.

on and on

Later dude, hope you do well in the NFL, like Darren Sproles 2.0

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Anyone know when I can fap to the replay?

If you got psvue, right now. I'm watching the last 2 min of the 3rd qtr right now. Had a freaking wedding and didnt get to see the 2nd half. Watched most of the 1st half on my phone. Psvue also has lhn.

[pacman 7355]

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Did they photoshop the cameltoe out?

 

Bad form.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

the range of sterns is insane. Covers half the width of the field when the balls in the air

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Not a Bot

Post a Gal that's attractive and I won't Neg the post.....

Gaybot

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Anyone know her name?  Asking for a friend.

[Zavala 1384]

Great offense against this D - the toughest we will see in the big 12.

DOMINANT defensive performance. Had the run held in check, had em scared to pass, wrecked their QB a few times until he didn't wanna play anymore. LOVE IT.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Anyone know her name?  Asking for a friend.

Not 100% but looks like Blake Lively.

[F250 28764]

47 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The actor? Cause that ain’t no firefly hooker...

Yeah, Ryan Reynolds wife.