Texas vs TCU Game Thread

[Topper13 3,375]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Yeah, Ryan Reynolds wife.

Gotdamn

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

My god this 4th quarter, Tx D bend bend bend doesnt break. No points.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

And that drive with the td at the end, both lil jordan and sam workin hard to make that td, holy shit.

[theaveragejon 988]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That slow mo shot of the Texas Cheerleaders today with their imaginary six shooters made me 

 

Need approx game time stamp plz. 

[Zavala 1,384]

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

So did most people.

Hell, so did I.

[Cairn Horn88 8,275]

52 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Not 100% but looks like Blake Lively.

Looked her up:  Keeley Hazel!

[Lhorn 4,919]

Sorry, I don’t recognize the Texas team I saw the last couple of games. 

Were supposed to compete for 2 quarters and shit the bed in the third quarter. 

Sams supposed to throw the game away

We’re not supposed to be able to run the ball when it counts and protect the QB

TCU defense was supposed to be teeing off on us in the 4th 

Defense is supposed to play hard for a while, finally get demoralized and gassed then get steamrolled.

i don’t recognize the team I’ve seen the last couple of weeks. I like it. 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Went to the game with a buddy who graduated from Texas, and my folks. We ubered from his house to the game. Our uber driver was Jordan Sterns, Hayden’s older brother who played for Okie State. Awesome guy, and my friend and I continued to text him updates on how his brother was doing. Pretty fucking awesome day. Kicking game is trash, offensive play calling sucked most of the game because it was predictable. I liked watching Sam getting more and more comfortable in the pocket. It seemed to me that he was trusting his line more and more, and not being as quick to flush. It was my mom’s 71st birthday today, and she graduated in 1971, so we can thank her a little.

Quick side note;

I wasn’t at the Okie State game a few years back, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen officiating this bad live in my life.

 

 

great post.   Hook'em

[Lhorn 4,919]

Forgot to mention that we played a pretty clean game it seems like. Didn’t see the stats but we have a history of inopportune, undisciplined penalties and this game looked pretty good from that standpoint. 

[Gatorubet 30,249]

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

Need approx game time stamp plz. 

I was watching the Gator game, and only saw it on a quick channel switch.  I have faith in Surly tho...

[Treefidy 1,469]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So did most people.

Everyone on gameday except herpie picked us and he was a dick about it. 

Leinert is a fagget and still pissed about the rose bowl, no offense intended to the gay population. 

[po elvis 2,076]

Reading surly in the shitter at Buccees on the way home from the game is becoming a tradition.

[Texas Orange 4]

Reading surly in the shitter at Buccees on the way home from the game is becoming a tradition.

This hits close to home, cuz I too am currently on the shitter.

[triplehorn 2,664]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looked her up:  Keeley Hazel!

Lot of Keeleys out there, but looks like the same front teeth

 

 

[CastHorn 815]

https://youtu.be/EvydEZgQGEc

These guys do a really good job of breaking down our games. Guy in the orange polo could be a LHN Intern. 

Edited September 23, 2018 by CastHorn

[EtOH 63]

I’m a Presbyterian elder but I’m pretty sure if I ran into Kirk Herbstriet I’d punch him straight in the stupid mouth. I know for sure I’d kill Bohls with a whiffle ball bat. 

[kopp0e 1,135]

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

Texas included in ESPN top plays of the week:

 

[jdhorn92 1,552]

End of first half, why didn’t we accept offsides penalty and re-kick?  No faith in punter perhaps?  I thought we should have tried to re kick and scoop more yards, run clock , maybe get a bounce .

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

End of first half, why didn’t we accept offsides penalty and re-kick?  No faith in punter perhaps?  I thought we should have tried to re kick and scoop more yards, run clock , maybe get a bounce .

We trusted our D more than our punt team.

[CooterBrown 18,015]

Looked her up:  Keeley Hazel!

There’s a great quality stolen sex video on the webz or so I’ve heard.

[kopp0e 1,135]

Haha..!

 

[zork 629]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looked her up:  Keeley Hazel!

 

moar:

https://theblemish.com/2007/01/keeley-hazell-will-hold-you-over/

 

[Armybrat 40,851]

Speaking of flotation devices, my brother's fireman grandson (UT engineering grad) & his boat crew did a swift water rescue at 2am yesterday near Liberty Hill and was shown on the local TV news. Afterwards he grabbed a few ZZZZs and brought his family to the football game.

[SubliminalHorn 6,808]

Pics of fireman?

[mdmost 43,005]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

End of first half, why didn’t we accept offsides penalty and re-kick?  No faith in punter perhaps?  I thought we should have tried to re kick and scoop more yards, run clock , maybe get a bounce .

Or we screw up the snap, the punter shanks the rekick, or TCU goes all out for the block and gets it. Lots of risk punting near your own endzone.

[Chrispy 132]

55 minutes ago, zork said:

 

moar:

https://theblemish.com/2007/01/keeley-hazell-will-hold-you-over/

 

[Rip76 4,946]

So we know Sterns is a bad ass,  but Brandon Jones is becoming one too.

Dude hits hard, and another thing I like is that he’s always looking to punch the ball out with his helmet while helping out on tackles.

[NowThis 931]

the few penalties were a welcome relief considering Texas has been one of the most penalized teams the last 4 years. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

At least it's a nice view from up there.

[EastTexan 662]

8 hours ago, po elvis said:

Reading surly in the shitter at Buccees on the way home from the game is becoming a tradition.

They have nice private shitters.

 

 Beat k state!

 

 Beat the shit outta ouSUX!

 Hook em!

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

End of first half, why didn’t we accept offsides penalty and re-kick?  No faith in punter perhaps?  I thought we should have tried to re kick and scoop more yards, run clock , maybe get a bounce .

High risk of getting a punt blocked.

[The Earl of Texas 3,146]

For anyone concerned over Watson getting carries late as opposed to Ingram (who is clearly the better back IMO), go watch highlights to see how Oregon’s RB coughed up the game. Sick for that kid... and super proud of Watson for literally sitting down inbounds in that first down he got on that final scoring drive.

[Mileslong 4,728]

11 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I think we take care of KSU and roll into Dallas at 4-1. My BFF who lives in Australia is meeting me for the ou game. Haven’t seen a game with him live in years. So excited. 

i thought you hated Herman

[SubliminalHorn 6,808]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

i thought you hated Herman

I hate the fact that he seems to have issues getting the team ready for the first games of the past two seasons. I hate that he has Beck as his OC. But something is being built right now and I can dig it. 

ou sucks

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

21 minutes ago, NowThis said:

the few penalties were a welcome relief considering Texas has been one of the most penalized teams the last 4 years. 

We're having far fewer drives killed by dumb penalties, and it has made a huge difference. 

I'm pretty sure we got away with a wr hold on lj's last TD, but I felt OK about it considering they ignored Johnson getting tackled in the endzone before the ball arrived on the previous drive. 

[HouTex 1,885]

^^^  I thought that was a good block.

[SomnambulantBrobdingnagian 8]

17 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

The celebrations post-tackle need to stop.

like Jolly for your team back in the day senor hamm?

[Zavala 1,384]

16 minutes ago, HouTex said:

^^^  I thought that was a good block.

Yeah the db made it look like holding but wr was just pushing. It was a weird direction relative to the ball though

[Machinator 32,099]

29 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

We're having far fewer drives killed by dumb penalties, and it has made a huge difference. 

I'm pretty sure we got away with a wr hold on lj's last TD, but I felt OK about it considering they ignored Johnson getting tackled in the endzone before the ball arrived on the previous drive. 

I'm was mostly gratified to see Collin hold a block for once.

[Dropout 355]

11 hours ago, Zavala said:

Great offense against this D - the toughest we will see in the big 12.

DOMINANT defensive performance. Had the run held in check, had em scared to pass, wrecked their QB a few times until he didn't wanna play anymore. LOVE IT.

Don’t fucking highlight TOP as I’ve been told by mike leach cronies it means jackshit. What’s the matter with you?

[fellside 1,114]

Random but I actually thought the play by play guy was good yesterday.  I think I like the Fox guys more than ESPN.  Who was it?

[TexasEd 8,067]

6 minutes ago, Dropout said:

Don’t fucking highlight TOP as I’ve been told by mike leach cronies it means jackshit. What’s the matter with you?

Lulz,  Pretty sure it's sarcasm, but we know it matters to our Defense that the O does not go 3 and out on a consistent basis and lets the D catch their breath

[TreatyOak 16,366]

    Lulz

[Dropout 355]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Lulz,  Pretty sure it's sarcasm, but we know it matters to our Defense that the O does not go 3 and out on a consistent basis and lets the D catch their breath

Amazing how that works

[TreatyOak 16,366]

[Hanrahan 1,306]

I like those. Do more of them.

[Dbeasy 15,072]

End of first half, why didn’t we accept offsides penalty and re-kick?  No faith in punter perhaps?  I thought we should have tried to re kick and scoop more yards, run clock , maybe get a bounce .

Punter’s 4th football game ever.

[Not a Sock 2,313]

19 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Are you gonna make a coffee table book of these? Because I would totally buy it.