Phatterson

[Zeus 6126]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

I don’t get it. He’s a multiple national COY, and was great in the studio in those coaches’ room broadcasts. Why would he sign up to be an assistant, in any capacity, to Sark?  He could easily sit out a year, collect some nice cash from Mouse, and get a decent HFBC gig next year. 

Not to mention he can focus on his country music career

[Zeus 6126]

5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I still contend keeping PK after last season is the same as Strong keeping Shawn Watson. Results speak for themselves and Patterson should take over the D

The O also sucked Sark should fire himself too

[Pig Bellmont 8738]

6 hours ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Watson had no previous success at other stops and was hated from day one. 

Not saying that PK did an acceptable job last year, but they are vastly different circumstances. Continuity in the system could potentially help instead of trying to reach a 4th scheme in 4 consecutive years. If it doesn’t work then, we know he’s getting the axe. 

With PK, I expect the same results. The defense was fucking terrible and I just don’t know where the patience comes from. We didn’t show improvement. We lost to Kansas because they scored 50+ on us with a 3rd string QB in our own stadium. This wait and see garbage just means another 5 loss or more season 

[Auto Driller 2506]

Interesting job just posted. Anyone planning to apply?

Edited January 10, 2022 by Auto Driller

[Yankee 39]

looks like job title is known

[Yankee 39]

[mr. sunshine 2833]

 

Edited January 10, 2022 by mr. sunshine

[Dewey 3293]

22 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Interesting job just posted. Anyone planning to apply?

Should read "Senior Defensive Coordinator"

 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wasn't he our S&C coach for 2004 and 2005?

Sweat and Chuffing?

[6th Street 6508]

This is stupid - he's a million times better than that bum PK

[B00M 6463]

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

This is stupid - he's a million times better than that bum PK

Says right there in his title. SPECIAL. 

PK better have his position coach hat ready

 

[South Austin 52604]

Looks like we’re keeping Sark.

[TreatyOak 16422]

An apology:

Many of our posts about the former TCU coach were designed to stimulate discussion amongst Surly viewers who choose to participate. While we never intended to hurt anyone, we acknowledge that some of our posts have gone too far in regards to referencing the character, weight and intelligence of former TCU coach Gary Patterson.

We would like to apologize to anyone that may have been offended by these posts. We are very, very sorry and we know that we can do much better. Character, weight, sweatiness and intelligence remain serious issues in America today and our intention as never to hurt anyone or any coach. We know that we have a lot to learn and we need to do better in reaching out to the Gary Patterson community.

We must stop denying the existence of individual and systemic/institutional coach hatred in America. These issues exist, and are still at work to keep former TCU coaches marginalized. Thank you and again, we are very, very sorry.

 

[Blotto 23575]

15 hours ago, Zeus said:

Not to mention he can focus on his country music career

Eagerly anticipating the LHN commercial featuring  Shipley and Fatterson crooning a duet. 

[freyguy 4289]

Maybe they're ousting him in charge of nacho cheese development. 

[B00M 6463]

32 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Eagerly anticipating the LHN commercial featuring  Shipley and Fatterson crooning a duet. 

Fat Pat needs to be playing on a boat with Colt chucking balls at him

[Longboard Horn 40516]

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Whatever it takes to get him on board... need someone who has enough respect and little trouble telling it how it is being a voice in our coaches heads and an "I told you so" in their ears.

[Horn80 6131]

Hope this works out like when Mack hired former Arizona HC Toomy many years ago. 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

20 hours ago, South Austin said:

It could be. But PK had at least some level of recent success as DC. Shawn Watson ate diarrhea sandwiches at every OC position he’s ever had.

Hey, dude, don't rag on Watson; he was recently promoted all the way up to offensive assistant at Northern Iowa. Don't you know that Bradley, Drake, and Valparaiso are quaking in their collective boots right about now?  

[lilMAC25 3818]

21 hours ago, 6th Street said:

100%. It's the standard pattern of fire the assistant after year 1, coordinator after year 2, and then the HC will be fired after year 3. 

 

[DFW Horn 6207]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

An apology:

Many of our posts about the former TCU coach were designed to stimulate discussion amongst Surly viewers who choose to participate. While we never intended to hurt anyone, we acknowledge that some of our posts have gone too far in regards to referencing the character, weight and intelligence of former TCU coach Gary Patterson.

We would like to apologize to anyone that may have been offended by these posts. We are very, very sorry and we know that we can do much better. Character, weight, sweatiness and intelligence remain serious issues in America today and our intention as never to hurt anyone or any coach. We know that we have a lot to learn and we need to do better in reaching out to the Gary Patterson community.

We must stop denying the existence of individual and systemic/institutional coach hatred in America. These issues exist, and are still at work to keep former TCU coaches marginalized. Thank you and again, we are very, very sorry.

 

It's missing a sweat towel. Otherwise, perfect representation of the oaf.

[lilMAC25 3818]

14 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

With PK, I expect the same results. The defense was fucking terrible and I just don’t know where the patience comes from. We didn’t show improvement. We lost to Kansas because they scored 50+ on us with a 3rd string QB in our own stadium. This wait and see garbage just means another 5 loss or more season 

Come on man you can’t expect us to out talent the third string quarterback from Kansas, and some no-name Walk on who had never played a single down for Kansas.

[LTtxfan 49356]

Gary Patterson to Texas?      (Sunday January 9th)

[lilMAC25 3818]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Gary Patterson to Texas?      (Sunday January 9th)

Eric looks like he wants to steal the wires out of your hunting camp to sell to scrappers so he can buy meth.

[elfenix 34332]

 

 

@THUJONE

[LTtxfan 49356]

 

[6th Street 6508]

I mean look at those pearls of wisdom. Who knew he was an offensive guru as well???

[TexasTroll 454]

Good thing  the color Burnt Orange is slimming.

[LTtxfan 49356]

[Jive Turkey 12644]

 

[6th Street 6508]

Head coach in waiting

[gmr548 16616]

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That logo looks very weird on that man.

[South Austin 52604]

6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

That logo looks very weird on that man.

It’s probably causing a burning sensation in his chest. That could also be a coronary.

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

we should break new ground and designate a special sideline coaching position tasked with lighting up the refs

[BigHornedLurker 1968]

14 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Head coach in waiting

Honestly a fresh start after a few years of rest could prime GP for a big run at a school like Texas .

Have to imagine CDC has this as his worst of backup plans if Sark fails.

honestly a low key power move from CDC and I'm mildy impressed to have a competent forward thinking AD in place. 

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4484]

His petty bitterness toward TCU must be off the fuckin charts.

[JFKFC 4891]

28 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Head coach in waiting

[South Austin 52604]

42 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Head coach in waiting

He’s 21-22 in his last four seasons, quitting at 3-5 in his final season. The idea of a Gary Patterson head-coaching hire several years ago might have made me mildly enthusiastic. Now? Not so much.

Edited January 19, 2022 by South Austin

[freyguy 4289]

"Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!"

[stork642 4498]

Yes.  I can’t fucking wait for Fatterson to be head coach except for the fact that he just lost to a 5 and 7 Texas team.  Yes please make him the HC in waiting.  What a great idea.  Listen he can be DC and that’s it.  Period.  

Edited January 19, 2022 by stork642

[TrashMaster G 17599]

The towel budget in the Athletic Dept needs to be revised.

[gmr548 16616]

28 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He’s 21-22 in his last four seasons, quitting at 3-5 in his final season. The idea of a Gary Patterson head-coaching hire several years ago might have made me mildly enthusiastic. Now? Not so much.

To be fair, mediocrity before resigning midseason is the kind of resume that gets the HC job at Texas.

[veritas aequitas 443]

Does Texas get the statue too?

[Big Frog II 511]

22 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Does Texas get the statue too?

Yes, we are mailing it to you.

[immamac 43047]

why does everyone think this means PK is out?

[Tex Long 4445]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

why does everyone think this means PK is out?

You may think so. I couldn't possibly comment.

[markstanco 12611]

why does everyone think this means PK is out?

I don’t think he is in year one. But he may develop a bad crick in his neck from looking over his shoulder if the D stays the same.

[formermav43 4606]

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

why does everyone think this means PK is out?

Do they?

[Vertigo 20332]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

why does everyone think this means PK is out?

I dont think PK is out. I do think that Sark will not let the defense drag him into the unemployment line and is doing a smart thing having a backup option on staff. There should be some pretty tangible improvement this year on defense in both personnel and scheme. My two open questions are wtf are we doing or not doing at linebacker, and will PK and Joseph get on the same page with complimentary coverages that are more aggressive now that Watts, Brooks, and Allen are here.

Edited January 19, 2022 by Vertigo