Phatterson

[Hanrahan 1306]

Fuck him and his cockroach sweaty fucking fat ass.

[TheFlagship 436]

He can go choke on a fucking hot dog

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

One of the worst coached 2nd half I’ve seen in a long time.

Thank god I’m not a TCU fan or I’d be losing my shit.

[mdmost 43030]

So sweaty. So sweaty 

[El Moco 45]

I’ve never seen a coach sweat as much as him.

[Hanrahan 1306]

One of the worst coached 2nd half I’ve seen in a long time.
Thank god I’m not a TCU fan or I’d be losing my shit.

It’s not surprising that you’re a miserable bastard even outside the politics cluster.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

We should hang out

[The University 851]

that patterson belly is full of shit tonight. 🤘

[BigHorn'13 3386]

[Bevo14 8364]

Choke on a dick you stupid fat sweaty fuckstick

[Zavala 1384]

31 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 

Fuck him and his cockroach sweaty fucking fat ass.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYYAAYAYAYYAAYAGGAGAGAGAGA

[RollLeft 5045]

[Bartles 769]

That punt on 4th and 4 with a couple minutes and two timeouts left...in decent field position too. I mean that is in the same league as some of the shit we saw from Strong and late-era Mack. Hope someone asked him about it postgame

[Lhorn 4937]

Dude is a magician. It can only be because he’s so fat and so sweaty that a bigger program hasn’t poached him yet. 

Glad to rip that monkey off our back for a year. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Orlando owned his fat ass today

[HtownHorn 14763]

Let it forever be known what a chickenshit Patterson was today. Punting down 2 scores with 3:30 to go so you don't get embarrassed by likely giving up another TD.

[Machinator 32099]

1 hour ago, Bartles said:

That punt on 4th and 4 with a couple minutes and two timeouts left...in decent field position too. I mean that is in the same league as some of the shit we saw from Strong and late-era Mack. Hope someone asked him about it postgame

He probably saw that his starting QB was hurt and conceded.

Still a bitch move, and you bet your ass we would be raking our head coach over the coals if we were in that position.

[ChickenSandwich 9849]

“Hey Gary, you look fat in those pants”. Sec 117 FTW

 

[mdmost 43030]

Okay Gary

 

[Katfid54 8635]

What a fuckin' Gary. 

[shakahorn 1645]

When that happened I texted my brother ‘I think Charlie Strong is coaching TCU.’

[HtownHorn 14763]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Okay Gary

 

No one believes that, he played not to get embarrassed, not to win.

[TwiceHorn 31529]

 

[CurlyDumps 4478]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Orlando owned his fat ass today

And Sonny Cuckbie, too.

[Vic Mackey 47133]

Patterson should be thin by now for as much as his fat ass sweats.

[El Hornarino 374]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

He probably saw that his starting QB was hurt and conceded.

Still a bitch move, and you bet your ass we would be raking our head coach over the coals if we were in that position.

I liked that we were kicking their ass so hard he gave up right there.

[Radical Larry 28660]

[Scholz 11956]

No Mas

[Bevo Num1 1022]

He has his own dedicated towel and water girl. Fuck him.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2682]

imgur

 

[ousux 5601]

He has his own dedicated towel and water girl. Fuck him.

When I first read this I didn't see the punctuation..

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Fatterson got owned today. He is one sweaty chola.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Fatterson smells like microwaved salmon.

[LTtxfan 49332]

56 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That'll Do Gary..... That'll Do

[pacman 7369]

Samm looked more like a qb playing qb today, as opposedto a rb playing qb as gary would have you believe. Certainly more than Robinson 

Edited September 23, 2018 by pacman

[GotThatFire 166]

 

[TtomTerrific 200]

mother fucker has made his bones going all in on the "Texas is soft" shtick... 

he got his bitch ass hammered tiday... he team was getting hit hard and he bitched out and gave up. 

Fuckin Texas is woke 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

The 4Q punt was the point of demarcation..  Fat boy knew the day was coming/borrowed time.

[Lhorn 4937]

I was ready to see Orlando go after him on 4th but was fine with the punt. He can say whatever he wants but he was throwing in the towel.  As said above “no mas, no mas.”

[utee94 15852]

Yup, that move was absolute bitch-made.  Fuck Fatterson and fuck the cockroaches.  

[Nivek 16979]

I love it. Let him know his place.

[Hamttx 421]

I still don’t understand his pregame comments? Why would a coach single out an opposing teams player? Especially at the collegiate leveI? In truth I really don’t know much about him. But he can’t be so fucking stupid to not know that for all of his success against Texas since entering the Big12. It came to him on a platter against some of the statistically worst Texas teams in history? That doesn’t make you great, that makes you lucky.

[Treefidy 1469]

 

7 hours ago, El Moco said:

I’ve never seen a coach sweat as much as him.

To be fair, I think the temp was in the low 70s.  Imagine him coaching up north in the winter, he would look like he's standing in a sonic ice maker

his sideline demeanor is terrible also.   He huffs and pants a lot, and it looks like he bitches at everyone, constantly.  A lot of people around him look like they really can't stand his sweaty ass, players, coaches and trainers alike.   There's little doubt he's good at coaching, but I sure wouldn't want him on my sideline.  

[txbroadcaster 110]

3 hours ago, Hamttx said:

I still don’t understand his pregame comments? Why would a coach single out an opposing teams player? Especially at the collegiate leveI? In truth I really don’t know much about him. But he can’t be so fucking stupid to not know that for all of his success against Texas since entering the Big12. It came to him on a platter against some of the statistically worst Texas teams in history? That doesn’t make you great, that makes you lucky.

If your talking about what he said about Sam..he did not go after him...Classic case of a fan base and team taking comments and turning it into motivation( Nothing wrong with that at all) but what he said was not some OMG how dare he and hell half the board has said the exact same thing about Sam and not meant it as a compliment or a plus.

[Armybrat 40877]

So, what did he say about Sam?

[BrazilHorn 6630]

That 4Q punt decision I hope becomes ample recruiting fodder for Texas against TCU for any player we are both after.

Patterson flat out quit on his team and then tried to cover it up by calling time outs with nearly no time left to show he hadn't.

Herman should be able to use this as a great storyboard with recruits in terms of how Texas never gives up etc etc

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

So, what did he say about Sam?

Something like he's a RB at Qb. I think meant to be a compliment about his size and physicality when running.  Some took it as a slight to his throwing. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

8 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

The 4Q punt was the point of demarcation..  Fat boy knew the day was coming/borrowed time.

Used to drive me crazy when mack did this.  

[Tony Two K 600]

Punting with 2:39 is bitch made. Patterson tapped out so the score would look better. Pussy.

Edited September 23, 2018 by Tony Two K

[Bartles 769]

The crazy thing is, we wouldn't have tried to score again. They were at their own 38, assuming an incompletion we would have run three times into the pile and either punted or maybe tried to throw for a game-ending first down.

That punt cost him about a minute of the clock, 10 yards worse field position and he lost those precious two timeouts. It was just dumb.