Lil’Jordan Humphrey

[ousux 5597]

Hope we can keep him another year, but reality is he might get a high draft grade..

especially now that our players are getting more attention due to our top 10 ranking.

[El Squared 1802]

On 10/10/2018 at 8:58 AM, South Austin said:

Would really love it if at least one of them stayed for another year.  But yeah, I'm not getting my hopes up. 

Why would they?

happy for their time here

Go get paid

 

ps : can ljl qb for us vs osu ?

[Zavala 1384]

Probably a better all around receiver than CJ. Wish Shane could find him like Sam can.

[SteelEER 117]

So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work? 

 

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

Edited October 18, 2018 by SteelEER

[Jkwellborn 6697]

I’d like to think his name is Jordan Humphrey and the Lil was just something they called him when he was a kid. But considering the story around the name, I’m probably wrong.

[South Austin 52464]

I believe Lil'Jordan is actual on his birth certificate.  I'm sure Herman is on Surly and he'll promptly correct us all.

[DigglerontheHoof 21191]

37 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work? 

 

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

Don't you have some oxycontin to OD on or something?

[SteelEER 117]

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don't you have some oxycontin to OD on or something?

You know I’m right.

[Mileslong 4727]

edit: Not sure how I ended up quoting myself.  It was quote worthy but that's just bad form. 

So narcissistic...

[texifornia 56923]

1 hour ago, SteelEER said:

So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work? 

 

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

It's fun while he's in college, and he'll probably just go by Jordan on his resume post-NFL. Not too hard to deal with getting dealt a name that doesn't sound tremendously professional.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

58 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

Not as hard as I’d be laughing at someone from WV actually pretending they could hold down a job.

[Js1 85313]

32 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don't you have some oxycontin to OD on or something?

[SteelEER 117]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's fun while he's in college, and he'll probably just go by Jordan on his resume post-NFL. Not too hard to deal with getting dealt a name that doesn't sound tremendously professional.

Cmon that’d be fun in preschool. Above the age of 3 that name is absurd.

[SteelEER 117]

10 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Not as hard as I’d be laughing at someone from WV actually pretending they could hold down a job.

Posting this from work.....

[South Austin 52464]

2 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

Posting this from work.....

No wonder the drive-thru is backed up.

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Not as hard as I’d be laughing at someone from WV actually pretending they could hold down a job.

They can hold a job as a meth chef.

[SteelEER 117]

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No wonder the drive-thru is backed up.

I wish we had one...it would be more efficient.

[DaggerHorns 3083]

1 hour ago, SteelEER said:

You know I’m right.

Replace “right” with “fucking stupid” and you would be right.

So close, so I’ll give you credit.

[SteelEER 117]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Replace “right” with “fucking stupid” and you would be right.

So close, so I’ll give you credit.

So we’re discussing someone being named Lil’Jordan but I’m fucking stupid?

On here with the “thin-skinned” (promised myself I’d stop calling your batch pussies anymore) that actually almost makes sense.

[texifornia 56923]

2 hours ago, SteelEER said:

Cmon that’d be fun in preschool. Above the age of 3 that name is absurd.

Unless you're really good at football, don't need to apply to a corporate job, and have been dating 10s since high school. He's one of the few people that can pull it off. Context matters.

[Valmy77 13226]

11 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

So we’re discussing someone being named Lil’Jordan but I’m fucking stupid?

On here with the “thin-skinned” (promised myself I’d stop calling your batch pussies anymore) that actually almost makes sense.

If you are curious about how Lil'Jordan got his name I am sure the announcers will tell the story three or four times during our game. 

[TexOx 110]

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If you are curious about how Lil'Jordan got his name I am sure the announcers will tell the story three or four times during our game. 

Speaking of which, did that Brewer kid from Baylor get offered by Texas?

[chase25 2048]

4 hours ago, SteelEER said:

So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work? 

 

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

I think Ernie Davis would still be afraid to go to Morgantown... AND IT'S 2018

[SteelEER 117]

30 minutes ago, TexOx said:

Speaking of which, did that Brewer kid from Baylor get offered by Texas?

Ok that’s funny

[SteelEER 117]

25 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

I think Ernie Davis would still be afraid to go to Morgantown... AND IT'S 2018

https://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2008/10/how_the_express_fumbled_the_re.html

 

 That game was in Syracuse. No issues occurred in that game. Besides that you’re spot on. Dumbass

Edited October 18, 2018 by SteelEER

[ousux 5597]

It's fun while he's in college, and he'll probably just go by Jordan on his resume post-NFL. Not too hard to deal with getting dealt a name that doesn't sound tremendously professional.

He'll keep the "Lil" if he makes a name for himself in the NFL..

[SteelEER 117]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Unless you're really good at football, don't need to apply to a corporate job, and have been dating 10s since high school. He's one of the few people that can pull it off. Context matters.

There are better players in college that end up stocking shelves for a living.

[Atticus 3973]

3 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

There are better players in college that end up stocking shelves for a living.

Then they chose the wrong school to attend.

[SteelEER 117]

1 hour ago, SteelEER said:

So we’re discussing someone being named Lil’Jordan but I’m fucking stupid?

On here with the “thin-skinned” (promised myself I’d stop calling your batch pussies anymore) that actually almost makes sense.

I feel like I need to clarify this above post. “Your batch” is a minority on here.

The “your batch” thin-skinned, down voting, “Notebook “ watching mamas boys know who you are and don’t have the emotional ability to hang on a sports message board.

Stick to posting selfies on facechat or mysnap or whatever the ladies use for social media. I’ll hurt your feelings.

[SteelEER 117]

13 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Then they chose the wrong school to attend.

Todd Marinovich says hi.

[The Golden Hat 299]

40 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

I feel like I need to clarify this above post. “Your batch” is a minority on here.

The “your batch” thin-skinned, down voting, “Notebook “ watching mamas boys know who you are and don’t have the emotional ability to hang on a sports message board.

Stick to posting selfies on facechat or mysnap or whatever the ladies use for social media. I’ll hurt your feelings.

 

[sushihorn 3233]

33 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

Todd Marinovich says hi.

How is choosing LSD U not a bad decision?

[chase25 2048]

3 hours ago, SteelEER said:

I feel like I need to clarify this above post. “Your batch” is a minority on here.

The “your batch” thin-skinned, down voting, “Notebook “ watching mamas boys know who you are and don’t have the emotional ability to hang on a sports message board.

Stick to posting selfies on facechat or mysnap or whatever the ladies use for social media. I’ll hurt your feelings.

You fuck, your team just struggled, stumbled, and bumbled to 152 yards of offense against Iowa State in a game in which you got plowed and pillaged. Shut up.

[SteelEER 117]

10 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

You fuck, your team just struggled, stumbled, and bumbled to 152 yards of offense against Iowa State in a game in which you got plowed and pillaged. Shut up.

We aren’t the last ranked team that has lost at Ames at night. We looked like shit. Dana’s route tree has been figured out and needs to fix that shit.

 

But does all of that make you less of a thin skinned asshole? 

[jinx 2635]

4 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

We aren’t the last ranked team that has lost at Ames at night. We looked like shit. Dana’s route tree has been figured out and needs to fix that shit.

 

But does all of that make you less of a thin skinned asshole? 

Actually, that is exactly what you are

[chase25 2048]

7 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

We aren’t the last ranked team that has lost at Ames at night. We looked like shit. Dana’s route tree has been figured out and needs to fix that shit.

 

But does all of that make you less of a thin skinned asshole? 

Yes, in fact you are the last ranked team to lose in Ames. 152 yards... You didn't just lose, you got taken behind the woodshed and beat to death. I'm not the one on another team's forum, on a Thursday, asking why one of their players is named Lil Jordan.

[Domedriver 655]

15 minutes ago, SteelEER said:

We aren’t the last ranked team that has lost at Ames at night. We looked like shit. Dana’s route tree has been figured out and needs to fix that shit.

 

But does all of that make you less of a thin skinned asshole? 

I guess your here because your toothless sister won’t let you fuck her ass anymore now that you have Hillbilly Aids.

[Napoleon 8672]

I'm out of rep for the day, but I'd like to see if we can just ban SteelEER now without him getting to 150 to 200 neg reps, because that might take another 24 to 48 hours.

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

[DaggerHorns 3083]

20 hours ago, SteelEER said:

I feel like I need to clarify this above post. “Your batch” is a minority on here.

The “your batch” thin-skinned, down voting, “Notebook “ watching mamas boys know who you are and don’t have the emotional ability to hang on a sports message board.

Stick to posting selfies on facechat or mysnap or whatever the ladies use for social media. I’ll hurt your feelings.

All this “thin-skinned, hurt your feelings” malarkey but you’re the one taking it personally you wittle titty baby...

[Pam Cummings 9640]

Crying about rep but not thin skinned

 

JLaw "Okay".gif

[sushihorn 3233]

17 hours ago, SteelEER said:

We aren’t the last ranked team that has lost at Ames at night. We looked like shit. Dana’s route tree has been figured out and needs to fix that shit.

 

But does all of that make you less of a thin skinned asshole? 

A little self-awareness goes a long way...

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

21 hours ago, SteelEER said:

I feel like I need to clarify this above post. “Your batch” is a minority on here.

The “your batch” thin-skinned, down voting, “Notebook “ watching mamas boys know who you are and don’t have the emotional ability to hang on a sports message board.

Stick to posting selfies on facechat or mysnap or whatever the ladies use for social media. I’ll hurt your feelings.

TTL,P

[Zavala 1384]

On 10/17/2018 at 10:38 PM, ousux said:

Hope we can keep him another year, but reality is he might get a high draft grade..

especially now that our players are getting more attention due to our top 10 ranking.

Herman is doing well by having his back and correcting mother fuckers on his name. Could help.

[Zavala 1384]

On 10/18/2018 at 8:31 AM, SteelEER said:

You know I’m right.

Actually no, we all know you are wrong. 

 

17 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I'm out of rep for the day, but I'd like to see if we can just ban SteelEER now without him getting to 150 to 200 neg reps, because that might take another 24 to 48 hours.

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

@SteelEER

 

[Magus Ossis 2798]

On 10/18/2018 at 7:43 AM, SteelEER said:

So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work? 

 

Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (again) but if this name showed up on a resume and you’re interviewing people you’re gonna laugh. You’re not gonna say you’d be laughing on this board but you’d be laughing. 

 

 

 

I'll offer you a few nuggets:

1. LJ did not name himself

2. There is a story behind his name if you had bothered to look into it before opining in ignorance

3. You will be hard-pressed to find any agreement on objective, universally accepted standards for names, but a few very well known ones include (1) names already in use and (2) modifications of names already in use (commonly involving some abbreviation). Do you think It was stupid to shorten Maryam (מִרְיָם) to Mary? Is it stupid to call someone Jack? Are apostrophes stupid, as in D'Artagnon? What about centuries-old compound names, often with spaces, such as Mary Ellen?

Please pardon the Texas fans on this Texas-centric website should they respond unfavorably to your criticism of a Texas football player's name, a criticism that appears to be unsupported by understanding of his name in particular or of generally accepted practices in naming over the centuries.

[Huckleberry 32851]

6 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I'll offer you a few nuggets:

1. LJ did not name himself

2. There is a story behind his name if you had bothered to look into it before opining in ignorance

3. You will be hard-pressed to find any agreement on objective, universally accepted standards for names, but a few very well known ones include (1) names already in use and (2) modifications of names already in use (commonly involving some abbreviation). Do you think It was stupid to shorten Maryam (מִרְיָם) to Mary? Is it stupid to call someone Jack? Are apostrophes stupid, as in D'Artagnon? What about centuries-old compound names, often with spaces, such as Mary Ellen?

Please pardon the Texas fans on this Texas-centric website should they respond unfavorably to your criticism of a Texas football player's name, a criticism that appears to be unsupported by understanding of his name in particular or of generally accepted practices in naming over the centuries.

You left out the most important part - his team's head coach has a girl's name. If you're gonna have a girl's name like Dana you have to offset it with a super fucking manly middle name like Xenophon. Then you can just include your badass middle initial X when being addressed.

[Magus Ossis 2798]

And before anyone criticizes "Little" (or forms thereof) as a poor choice for a given name, remember that "Paul" is a shortening of "Paulus," which is a direct Latin translation of "little."

[Valmy77 13226]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You left out the most important part - his team's head coach has a girl's name. If you're gonna have a girl's name like Dana you have to offset it with a super fucking manly middle name like Xenophon. Then you can just include your badass middle initial X when being addressed.

Nice.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

Additional OBI EBOH Observations: Just looked up Obi's stats at Stanford and it looks like he redshirted his freshman year and then maybe played a tad on special teams his sophomore year, though this article from late August of this year states that Obi was one of the players getting ready to "appear for the first time in [his] Stanford career".

https://gostanford.com/news/2018/8/27/football.aspx

 

He's played 6 games this year and has 2 tackles from the game against UC Davis. (1 solo & 1 assist) I'm thinking that he might have thought that he'd playing a more important role by now.

 

https://gostanford.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=13980

 

Management science and Engineering? Assuming that is some sort of Operations or Industrial Engineering?  

 

 

[zork 629]

anyone else just notice that LJH did the belly celebration after his snatch TD grab vs OU in that video above?  made an already pleasant video memory even better.