Lil’Jordan Humphrey

[Eskimohorn 5,610]

I’m getting a lil’ uncomfortable with the direction of this thread.

[po elvis 2,070]

Some people are passionate about their opinions of lil Jordan Humphrey.

[futureman 22,414]

13 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

I’m getting a lil’ uncomfortable with the direction of this thread.

 

2 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Some people are passionate about their opinions of lil Jordan Humphrey.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

20 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

There isn’t one.  You’ve got to get to Arlington to find one.  I’m not sure I’d say Euless even has one...

North Richland Hills still has some maybe, and then watauga. 

[atomheartbevo 89,395]

21 hours ago, Modessit said:

21 hours ago, Napoleon said:

...some jobs have you pee in a cup, even if it is unrelated to that job. 

How often is peeing in a cup actually related to the job?

And why is it that you have to pee in a cup being held by the slightly kooky VP of Marketing on a weekly, sometimes daily basis, in the executive bathroom, and said VP then tells you not to tell anybody, as corporate doesn't want people to know about the tests.  Oh and he slips you a twenty on the way out.  I don't mind getting paid to piss in a cup, but I'd prefer to hold it, but no, that's not how it works.

[Valmy77 13,093]

16 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Congrats to all four! That's cool.

[BradInATX 9,208]

 

 

[Etexhorn13 3,034]

Just in time to catch passes from future hall of famer *checks notes* .... teddy bridgewater?

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

 

Guaranteed three game checks at league min now. Time to hit the steakhouse. 

Congrats to LJ. Make it stick. 

[Valmy77 13,093]

I look forward to seeing Humphrey run over NFL safeties. This is his big chance. Millions of dollars on the line. No pressure.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

However you have to get to the winner's circle, hey, at least get there.

[jimmyjazz 45,538]

I can't believe anyone would dispute the value of a UT degree in ANYTHING.  The guy is a loaf, but that degree would get him in some doors he'd never otherwise crack.  It's asinine to think otherwise.

[Bullneck 18,983]

21 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

 

Nice.  

[texifornia 56,479]

smart

 

[BradInATX 9,208]

He could really end up getting some run this Sunday. They're not going to use Taysom Hill as a gadget player as much most likely, because he's now suddenly the backup QB. If TQ Smith is out, LJH is either the 3rd or 4th receiver, and his competition for the #3 spot is a really pedestrian white guy (Austin Carr) who won't scare anyone. Saints may want to take a chance to get a playmaker out there with Brees out. He's going to get some snaps and probably a few targets this weekend - keep an eye out.

Saints 3rd QB is JT Barrett now. If Bridgewater got hurt, he might shoot to #1 as Taysom is more of a weapon/toy than a real QB. Wild.

Edited September 18, 2019 by BradInATX

[BabaYaga 15,205]

On 9/2/2019 at 11:26 PM, atomheartbevo said:

And why is it that you have to pee in a cup being held by the slightly kooky VP of Marketing on a weekly, sometimes daily basis, in the executive bathroom, and said VP then tells you not to tell anybody, as corporate doesn't want people to know about the tests.  Oh and he slips you a twenty on the way out.  I don't mind getting paid to piss in a cup, but I'd prefer to hold it, but no, that's not how it works.

Did you have to use one of these?

[atomheartbevo 89,395]

15 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Did you have to use one of these?

That looks like a sex toy.

More like this, so your coach VP can see if you're hydrating properly

[Brothahorn 10,085]

Guaranteed three game checks at league min now. Time to hit the steakhouse. 
Congrats to LJ. Make it stick. 

No Cheesecake Factory!

[Deej 76,524]

On 9/2/2019 at 11:09 PM, po elvis said:

Some people are passionate about their opinions of lil Jordan Humphrey.

Some people are passionate about being racist.

 

Edited September 19, 2019 by Deej

[Eggo 3,974]

On 9/1/2019 at 8:13 PM, Future said:

The reality is the minute that cat's ghetto momma named him LilJordan his options in life were professional athlete or bust.

Name does not check out. 

[Tailgate 3,018]

Stoked for him. I hope he shines in N.O.

[Napoleon 8,600]

4 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Saints 3rd QB is JT Barrett now. If Bridgewater got hurt, he might shoot to #1 as Taysom is more of a weapon/toy than a real QB. Wild.

Taysom the Weapon/Toy looked really fucking good this preseason as a traditional QB. Like, good enough to trade Teddy "good".

JT will get to hold the clipboard if Teddy gets hurt, but he's not coming close to starting a game unless Teddy AND Taysom go down.
 

PS- Go LJH!

[BradInATX 9,208]

35 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Taysom the Weapon/Toy looked really fucking good this preseason as a traditional QB. Like, good enough to trade Teddy "good".

JT will get to hold the clipboard if Teddy gets hurt, but he's not coming close to starting a game unless Teddy AND Taysom go down.
 

PS- Go LJH!

Eh. I like Hill but most of what he did was against 4th stringers, and the playbook would have to be significantly reduced for him. I think Payton sees Bridgewater/Barrett as real QBs and Taysom as a guy he can play all over the field, including at QB. 

Let's hope Teddy lights up the Seahawks Sunday and we never find out..

[lulz 21]

 

 

[cam4mav 770]

I'm stoked about this. Going to the game, gonna be sweet to get more horns on the field! 

Seattle has had mistakes at the corner and safety spots, should be fun to see what LJH can do in the slot and against the rookie LB's if he gets that match up.

Go Hawks

[Jive Turkey 12,567]

Saints play the Cowboys in a couple of Sundays. That suddenly got more interesting. Lost some luster when Brees went down but now LJH makes this more fun. 

[NowThis 931]

with the NO injuries at such a rapid rate, don't be surprised when  LJH is running the wildcat

[Machinator 32,097]

If you live in Dallas, El Paso, or certain parts of East Texas, you'll be able to watch this week's game on the local CBS affiliate. Otherwise, find a stream.

https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2019&wk=3

Edited September 19, 2019 by Machinator

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

No Cheesecake Factory!

 

Some people don't have the attention span for that menu

[Ray Cranham 32]

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

If you live in Dallas, El Paso, or certain parts of East Texas, you'll be able to watch this week's game on the local CBS affiliate. Otherwise, find a stream.

https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2019&wk=3

Houston is giving the middle finger to Dallas.

[Goo Punch 4,275]

On 9/1/2019 at 2:43 PM, Not a Sock said:

This is stupid fucking take. LJ is not fucking Vince

you don't know what those dudes do in their free time. 

[markstanco 12,501]

Taysom isnt still at byu?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Taysom isnt still at byu?

Nah, he's long past gotten over that hurdle.

 

[Lat22 3,994]

Happy for him.  Go out and make the best of your opportunity. 

[mininghorn88 2,261]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, he's long past gotten over that hurdle.

 

ISWYDT. Nice.

[markstanco 12,501]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, he's long past gotten over that hurdle.

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[NowThis 931]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

no targets but on the field

[tx 3 putt 76,294]

looking forward to his first big nfl play 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

On 9/19/2019 at 7:55 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, he's long past gotten over that hurdle.

 

[Hornlover 8,824]

I'm a Cowboys fan, but hopefully Lil'Jordan sees the field against the 'Boys this weekend, contributes meaningfully to the game, secures his roster spot, and makes himself some money.

[gernblansten 3,184]

25 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm a Cowboys fan, but hopefully Lil'Jordan sees the field against the 'Boys this weekend, contributes meaningfully to the game, secures his roster spot, and makes himself some money.

Strong avatar to post combination.

[Machinator 32,097]

LJ's mom

 

[futureman 22,414]

damn mama looks good

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

damn mama looks good

Want to show her lil’futureman?

[futureman 22,414]

25 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Want to show her lil’futureman?

wanna put a lil’ futureman in her belly

[tx 3 putt 76,294]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

damn mama looks good

Black don’t crack 

[4th&Five 41,457]

Just saw him in the game. Hopefully he can get some stats tonight. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Lets go Lil J

[Hornlover 8,824]

Lil Jordan up from the Saints practice squad again. 

https://saintswire.usatoday.com/2019/12/28/saints-roster-moves-liljordan-humphrey-deshawn-shead-news/