Urban Meyer: Texas' Coach

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

A question for Texas fans.  Remove yourself from the here and now, and ffwd 2ish years.  Urban Meyer is Texas' head coach, and is hoisting the national championship trophy, after leading the Horns to a perfect undefeated season.

Still the angst?  Do you still hate the guy?

I'm being 100% serious, but in order to answer the question truthfully, you have to focus on the end result, and not your current hatred.  

[GreenspointTexas 9,651]

Maybe not the right time for this thread

[FartingMonk 3,608]

Gonna neg your ass to Bolivia 

[Pimphand 5,764]

 

[deadshank 24,653]

Go clean up your house. 

[Landomatic 3,813]

Yes234

[mdmost 43,004]

What a strange random thread to post on the day after we beat TCU for the first time in 4 years

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Maybe not the right time for this thread

I'm not trolling.  It's an honest question, and you see it all over in the sporting world.  I hate Nick Saban, but if he were coaching the team I root for, I'd love him.

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Lol wut?

[Hanrahan 1,306]

I reject your question and find your credentials to be suspect.

[TexArcher 37,979]

If your mom coached us to a national championship, I'd still think she's a slut.

[TexasIsBetter 275]

https://imgflip.com/i/m79sb

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

It's hard to imagine a situation that would never happen because of the very reason you're asking how we would react.   We wouldn't hire Urban Meyer or Art Briles or Joe Paterno (if he were alive).    I don't recall anything like what they did from Nick Saban, who's just a huge asshole, and I can accept a winning asshole. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

12 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I'm not trolling.  It's an honest question, and you see it all over in the sporting world.  I hate Nick Saban, but if he were coaching the team I root for, I'd love him.

 

Saban and Meyer aren't comparable at this point.  Saban is an asshole who wins.  Lots of coaches are assholes who win, Saban is just better than most at both. 

Urban is scum of a human being who harbors murderers, lies, runs teams into the ground and fakes illnesses to escape to greener pastures, lies, protects wife beaters, lies, lies to the media and plays the victim when he's caught in his lies, and then lies some more. 

Better to compare Meyer to Briles at this point than Saban. 

The answer to your horrible question is no, I would not be rooting for him if he came here and won a NC, bc I would've stopped watching the day we hired him. 

Edited September 23, 2018 by Bill Lumbergh

[South Austin 52,519]

What if I told you Bob Stoops doesn't eat dicks?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

I’d be more worried about your daughter flicking her bean.

[TXs 226]

Ban post delete user

[elfenix 34,314]

OP hitting that bloody Mary bar pretty hard this morning

[Zavala 1,384]

If he was at Texas and hired a shithead that has an insane ex wife, fucking one of the student assistants, ordering dick rings to the campus, I'd want him 6 feet under. So, no, fuck that turd.

[Surly Bevo 25,053]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

What if I told you Bob Stoops doesn't eat dicks?

I'd be pretty sure that we were now living in that alternate future where Biff had stolen the All Sports Almanac.

[Sgt Hulk 13,786]

nothing left to be said that hasnt been said.

 

i award you no points,  may god have mercy on your soul

[wild_turkey 3,167]

The answer to your horrible question is no, I would not be rooting for him if he came here and won a NC, bc I would've stopped watching the day we hired him. 

The last 8 years have been rough as a Longhorn, but I still love my University and I want the Horns to win every game.

If we hired Urban Meyer, then Texas Football would be truly dead to me. I can’t imagine how shitty that would feel to hire him, and I certainly would not celebrate any accomplishments during his tenure.

Give me a lifetime of Mackovic over a this scenario.

[crash_davis 23,113]

hell yes!!  great idea.  and then hire a catholic priest to run the neighborhood daycare.  

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

[deft 6,857]

Siri, how do I delete someone’s account?

[runthebone 8,014]

Now I want you to close your eyes and imagine that he's not a gigantic piece of shit. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,005]

2 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

A question for Texas fans.  Remove yourself from the here and now, and ffwd 2ish years.  Urban Meyer is Texas' head coach, and is hoisting the national championship trophy, after leading the Horns to a perfect undefeated season.

Still the angst?  Do you still hate the guy?

I'm being 100% serious, but in order to answer the question truthfully, you have to focus on the end result, and not your current hatred.  

Username checks out.

tl, dr; go fuck yourself.

[ClubWhatever 12,148]

Fuck you with a rusty piece of rebar OP 

[miguelito 11,266]

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[Lhorn 4,916]

Op got exactly the thoughtful, measured response that his question deserved. 

I am fascinated by the Mickey Rooney Potato Fantasy restaurant. A giant potato sevved with a side of 3 other kinds of potato’s. Genius 

[Post Oak 20,246]

2 years from now would be our 3rd straight NC. I won't be feeling any angst 

[TwiceHorn 31,497]

27 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Op got exactly the thoughtful, measured response that his question deserved. 

I am fascinated by the Mickey Rooney Potato Fantasy restaurant. A giant potato sevved with a side of 3 other kinds of potato’s. Genius 

I shared your fascination. 

 

[RDCanecutter 26,453]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I shared your fascination. 

 

Potato Fantasy was demolished in the interest of education. Nearby houses appear to date back to that era. Imagine the short waddle home followed by reading entire Zane Grey western paperbacks cover to cover, on the toilet.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/4810+Ethel+Ave,+Sherman+Oaks,+CA+91423/@34.1579555,-118.4181465,3a,75y,63.46h,82.27t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swkVXdaJVLItN3Qswy9Q72A!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c2963d30d689df:0x58df6105cc950b3c!8m2!3d34.1578326!4d-118.4181626

Edited September 23, 2018 by RDCanecutter
consonants, maaaan.

[Treefidy 1,468]

I figured this had to be in Boise or somewhere near potato country, but no its hollyweird.  Holy shit, a potato shake. 

[Parliament 14,260]

 

 

Would 

[skipmcgee 228]

43 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I figured this had to be in Boise or somewhere near potato country, but no its hollyweird.  Holy shit, a potato shake. 

Well it doesn't exist anywhere, because it's fake.

[RDCanecutter 26,453]

42 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

Well it doesn't exist anywhere, because it's fake.

Dream-killer.

[Longhorn Fever 267]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Op got exactly the thoughtful, measured response that his question deserved. 

I am fascinated by the Mickey Rooney Potato Fantasy restaurant. A giant potato sevved with a side of 3 other kinds of potato’s. Genius 

And you can wash it down with a potato shake. Mick says “Try ‘em!”

 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Fuck urban. You can be a pos and not prove it every time you open your mouth.

[TexasEd 8,067]

3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Op got exactly the thoughtful, measured response that his question deserved. 

I am fascinated by the Mickey Rooney Potato Fantasy restaurant. A giant potato sevved with a side of 3 other kinds of potato’s. Genius 

He can count to potato

[Nivek 16,945]

Op needs to post pics of wife, and nothing else.

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

Damn.  Lots of hurt feelz over a hypothetical situation.  Colllege sports serious business. 

[The Tower 362]

what the fuck

[Surly Bevo 25,053]

4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Damn.  Lots of hurt feelz over a hypothetical situation.  Colllege sports serious business. 

You asked a stupid fucking question.  A question, that if you read and comprehended other threads about Urban Meyer on this board you would have easily known the answers you would get from this fan base.  It isn't hurt feelings, it's people telling you that you are a fucking dumbass...you are getting what you deserve.  

Edited September 23, 2018 by Surly Bevo

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

It's also a sports board, and national championships are cherished.  It could very well happen (b/c what surprises anyone anymore?).  

[Jkwellborn 6,709]

He’s a massive cheating piece of shit scum bag. I would never root for or watch any team he coaches.

[runthebone 8,014]

My favorite part of that potato x4 dish is:  no substitutions.

 

"You know, instead of fries, I think I'd really like a salad."

[ousux 5,597]

I'm not trolling.  It's an honest question, and you see it all over in the sporting world.  I hate Nick Saban, but if he were coaching the team I root for, I'd love him.
 

You must be a fuckeye..

Otherwise you'd know that the shag/surly loathed Mack Brown in spite of the natty he brought home and the one he played for 4 years later. If we bagged on our own most recently successful coach why would we love Urbs for some reason?

[ousux 5,597]

I’d be more worried about your daughter flicking her bean.

That's not a worry, I do it for her...and much more.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

21 minutes ago, ousux said:

8 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’d be more worried about your daughter flicking her bean.

That's not a worry, I do it for her...and much more.

 

Edited September 23, 2018 by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt