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ztejas

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13 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

I wonder how the rest of the SEC views Mizzo. Mizzo came in quietly and dejected after failing to get into the Big10. aggy came in with their chests puffed out, claiming Texas as SEC country and putting up billboards everywhere in the Southeast and Texas. Plus they have SEC logos larger than aggy logos. It’s easy to see why they’re hated*

 

*not that we didn’t already know that.

 

They got used for TV sets and Texas recruiting.

 

I pray that Arkansas wins next week or that Jerryworld gets hit with a tornado.

 

Pretty sure the SEC loves Mizzou. Good football and basketball and chews into the St. Louis/KC market. 

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MrPhlegm

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aggy never figured the SEC out.
They were conceited brats in the Big 12 and assumed the SEC is where they would get the respect and admiration that they truly deserved.
But the SEC is like a hick town where no one trusts anyone, full of age-old feuds, griefs, and dark, closely-held secrets. 
To aggy it was new and exciting. To the SEC, aggy was something to be undermined and exploited. Sure, they can live there. But they can never succeed.
But like all hick towns, the new neighbor is better than the outsider. At least you can keep an eye on the new neighbor and squeeze a favor or two out of them, if necessary.
aggy wil never be a full member of the tribe, but they're not an outsider. Texas is an outsider. Outsiders can never be trusted.
Wat?

The mastermind behind the 100 year move had it figured out. He knew exactly what he was getting aggy into. Of course he has two degrees from the land of Sammy on South Main and so hates aggy with the white hot fire of 10,000 suns.

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MrPhlegm

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If that was a fan of any other school, I would bet my left huevo TexasAgs13 was a troll. But, it's Aggy and we all know those mouth-breathing, sheep-raping, functional retards are their own worst enemy. Don't you ever change Aggy, you glorius bastards.
It's aggy you fucking aggy.

The capital A on aggy gives you aggy away every fucking time.
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MrPhlegm

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"No way A&M has the ability to hire someone like Jimbo without the SEC revenue, which has been directly tied to Bama’s success but also the TV market A&M brought. Until we are truly ready to compete for championships, Bama winning is good for us".
"aggy's chin is the perfect resting place for bama's nuts "
"You assclowns didn't bring much here. You are ONLY here because Mike Slive was an incompetent moron. He locked the SEC into a bad long term deal and expansion wad the only way to break it. Deal with that fact. We all hate you being here. We get to play an East school once a decade now thank to you fAgs."
Just good old secsec comments about aggy.
 
 
Rice is an evil evil place. Their man fucked aggy, mizzou and the entire sec sec sec, slive had no chance.

And you gotta admit aggy is a perfect fit in the secsecsec.

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aggy is like the homely 8th grade daughter of a guy with a little bit of money.  She's homely but uses what money her pop has to doll herself up as best she can; however, she's still homely and has a big, fat butt that looks like a sack full of golf balls.
Deep down, she knows this and it infuriates her.  She's pissed and can't get over the fact that no one thinks she's as pretty as her delusional mind thinks she is.  She lashes out at the real beauties and projects her ugliness onto them.
Of course, the other kids laugh at her and she get's even more mad.  Finally, she has the chance to go to a "better" school where, in her delusional mind, she "knows" they'll appreciate her and sing her praises.  She goes to that school and excitedly thinks she's "arrived" and there with her true peers.
Not shockingly, she's still ugly, delusional and the kids at the new school laugh at her, too.
#sad
#butfunny
Deep down, she knows this and it infuriates her.?

aggy has no such self awareness.
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Treefidy

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5 hours ago, bamachine said:

We don't love or hate them, we are just meh about them.

Give it time, we had to deal with them for the last 100 years, they're yours now.   They have latched onto your leg specifically, good luck.  Check back in in 20 years and a couple coaching changes down the road post dynasty, you will definitely have formed an opinion by then. 

Sorry, thought you were talking about aggy.  Agreed about Mizzou, they were meh here too. 

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Just now, Treefidy said:

Give it time, we had to deal with them for the last 100 years, they're yours now.   They have latched onto your leg specifically, good luck.  Check back in in 20 years and a couple coaching changes down the road post dynasty, you will definitely have formed an opinion by then. 

I was talking about Mizzou, not aTm. aTm was just weird at first but they have already started to tick SEC fans off. Most of us are apathetic about Mizzou though. They have not been annoying, as of yet, they are just kinda there.

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Gatorubet

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7 hours ago, bamachine said:

We don't love or hate them, we are just meh about them.

Pretty much.   Same thing for Piggie for some of their stint, although when the Right Reverend Houston Nutt was coach, it was interesting as hell. 

They were bi-polar cagey and retard strong under Nutt.  You never knew who was going to show up on any given game tho....     

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6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Maybe one of our resident aggy can answer this, but what is like to not be respected by anyone? Your old conference, your new conference, media, in the academic rankings, etc. what does that feel like?

"We paid JIMBO $75m....guaranteed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14 hours ago, bamachine said:

I was talking about Mizzou, not aTm. aTm was just weird at first but they have already started to tick SEC fans off. Most of us are apathetic about Mizzou though. They have not been annoying, as of yet, they are just kinda there.

You're never gonna notice them,  but you're gonna make them extremely butthurt over time and never realize it. It's their MO

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I was talking about Mizzou, not aTm. aTm was just weird at first but they have already started to tick SEC fans off. Most of us are apathetic about Mizzou though. They have not been annoying, as of yet, they are just kinda there.
You guys in the sec sec sec need to start chanting "poooooor agggggggyyyysssss" after every mudholing of those fucks just to make em feel at home. They hate that bty.
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4 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Maybe one of our resident aggy can answer this, but what is like to not be respected by anyone? Your old conference, your new conference, media, in the academic rankings, etc. what does that feel like?

They'd tell you it feels like turdition and everybody hates us cause they ain't us. Everybody is jealous that their school isn't a diploma mill out in the middle of a bum f*** nowhere that hasn't won a national title since 1939 and still doesn't have female cheerleaders.

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1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:
17 hours ago, bamachine said:
I was talking about Mizzou, not aTm. aTm was just weird at first but they have already started to tick SEC fans off. Most of us are apathetic about Mizzou though. They have not been annoying, as of yet, they are just kinda there.

You guys in the sec sec sec need to start chanting "poooooor agggggggyyyysssss" after every mudholing of those fucks just to make em feel at home. They hate that bty.

Surprised LSU fans haven't picked it up, yet.

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1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:
17 hours ago, bamachine said:
I was talking about Mizzou, not aTm. aTm was just weird at first but they have already started to tick SEC fans off. Most of us are apathetic about Mizzou though. They have not been annoying, as of yet, they are just kinda there.

You guys in the sec sec sec need to start chanting "poooooor agggggggyyyysssss" after every mudholing of those fucks just to make em feel at home. They hate that bty.

As big time fans of "tradition" I think aggy would like to have the time honored tradition of the BigXII and SWC schools chanting "pooooor aggggyyyyy" brought to their new home in the SEC. 

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I like that it’s lost on the Aggies that their brilliant holier than thou billboard ad campaign in the SEC  has a portion of their ad  lease going back to the university of Texas McCombs school of business .

It’s impossible that they’re this stupid

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20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Pretty much.   Same thing for Piggie for some of their stint, although when the Right Reverend Houston Nutt was coach, it was interesting as hell. 

They were bi-polar cagey and retard strong under Nutt.  You never knew who was going to show up on any given game tho....     

this is a great description of Houston Nutt Arkansa football.

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