3 Breasted Models Appear In Milan. So... That’s a Thing Now...

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Cool?

 

 

So far at Milan Fashion Week, it’s been business as usual. Donatella Versace presented a totally Ver-sassy collection, as worn by supermodels past and present (s/o Queen Shalom Harlow). Karl Lagerfeld made a case for cycling shorts at Fendi. And Italian streetwear label GCDS sent a succession of models with three boobs down the runway. Wait...what?

Yes, you read that correctly. As part of a rave-ready collection that featured neon crop-top and mini-skirt sets, transparent vinyl dresses, utility-style harnesses, and ruffled leg warmers, some models’ looks were finished with Total Recall-esque prosthetic chest panels featuring three breasts. Their inclusion was seemingly a glimpse as to what the future of the human race might look like in the hands of the brand, as neon signs illuminated the runway with the message ‘GCDS Corp is your only God’, and a comment on body positivity and inclusion. Because not only do #saggyboobsmatter, multiple ones apparently do, too.

The show comes at a time when body modification and human evolution is being explored more extensively, particularly in fashion. At London Fashion Week in June, Xander Zhou sent ‘pregnant’ male models down the runway, while recent exhibition A.Human, which took place in New York last month, presented prosthetic jewellery that became part of the wearer. Add to that the fact we all seemingly want to look like a Snapchat filter, and who knows? Perhaps the idea of a triple-breast augmentation isn’t quite such a far-fetched idea after all. Yet another unattainable beauty standard for us women to add to our list. Le sigh.

[Whatever 700]

This thread is the tits.

[GotThatFire 166]

Hmm. Pass.

[bmbmd 1027]

Eccentrica Galllumbits ftw.

[mulletpelini 5210]

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

Two out of three ain't bad. 

[kibbles 70]

Finally, a future that will make us all happy!

[HenryJames 66038]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Fake news. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Quaid, start the reactor

[Quagmire 2147]

 

Is that dude in the background about to munch that strippers box?

The future looks cool

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Jenny Slate!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Boobs are like shots of Tequila. 1 isn't enough but 3 is too many.

[Nivek 16923]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boobs are like shots of Tequila. 1 isn't enough but 3 is too many.

incorrect.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

32 minutes ago, Nivek said:

incorrect.

You like Uniboobs?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boobs are like shots of Tequila. 1 isn't enough but 3 is too many.

What if the third is between the shoulder blades for slow dancing?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What if the third is between the shoulder blades for slow dancing?

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[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

There an ‘entry level’ first:

 

[Zepol87 9185]

how many are real?

[Stunns38 3460]

How do you titty fuck that? By going back and forth on the crevices?

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

^^^^

Use both of your dicks, duh.