2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

Fowler is shitting all over himself 

[Mo Horn 8,831]

We're done here

[hookem48 4,687]

what an ass kicking

[hookem48 4,687]

damnit Poulter, only 3 chest pumps

[hookem48 4,687]

well at least we have the Cowboys to......ah fuck it

[Wally Fairway 5,541]

On 9/28/2018 at 2:13 PM, Wally Fairway said:

My best guess at this point that Team USA will need 7 or more points, that the Euros will take no less than 4 points tomorrow.

They might want to fly Crenshaw over for a Brookline'sque motivational speech.

 

If they had "only" needed 7 points, maybe they could have pulled it out.
Alas .....

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Game, Blouses. 

[aggie08 21,492]

Couldn't even win the day. Euros getting at least 6.5. Or do they stop playing after it's clinched? I don't even know because I've usually tuned out by now.

[hookem48 4,687]

Not only should Furyk not be allowed anywhere near another Ryder Cup he should be banned from golf.

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Appropriate way to lose it. Phil fucking sucked all week. 

[Trey3216 15,345]

Lulz  what a shit show.   Euro fans singing “That’s Amoré” but changing the words to “Molinari”

[LTtxfan 49,148]

Phil hits shot in water for points that Secure Ryder Cup for Europe...

WOW....

[heso 2,788]

Who the fuck is the Asian lady in the red hat jumping around with the euro players?

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

9 out of the last 12 ryder cups, complete domination 

 

god save us when poulter is announced as ryder cup capt

[hookem48 4,687]

Tiger and Phil playing for 10 mil in a month, they don't give 2 shits about this

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

captain's picks matter

[hookem48 4,687]

damnit, this is Jack's fault, he's the one that wanted all Euros invited.

Edited September 30, 2018 by hookem48

[aggie08 21,492]

I don't know about you guys, but I CANNOT wait to pay to watch Tiger and Phil trade awkward jokes and half-smiles over 18 holes of golf, while Phil tries to rekindle the magic by hitting a handful of "Phil shots" from shitty lies, and Tiger ultimately grinds out an unspectacular victory.

[hookem48 4,687]

I thought he was going to say he made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

[Stu 25]

Tiger was a good pick.  Phil wasn't.  Combo of poor form and the stress of the Fed Ex Cup finals really sucked it out of everyone.  What a stupid thing to have it the week after.  

[Constant 6,728]

Let’s not gloss over Watson and his continued garbage ass Ryder Cup play. He’s so soft. 

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, aggie08 said:

I don't know about you guys, but I CANNOT wait to pay to watch Tiger and Phil trade awkward jokes and half-smiles over 18 holes of golf, while Phil tries to rekindle the magic by hitting a handful of "Phil shots" from shitty lies, and Tiger ultimately grinds out an unspectacular victory.

pay to watch?

[Dewey 3,286]

Phil's jet is already taxing toward the runway.

[aggie08 21,492]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

pay to watch?

Is it not still pay-per-view, or did the backlash get them to change it? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

[hookem48 4,687]

when it's about we and not me, we suck

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Is it not still pay-per-view, or did the backlash get them to change it? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

I have no clue, didn't know it was pay per view

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Remind me every two years to tell myself that golf rankings don’t make a shit in this tournament. 

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Remind me every two years to tell myself that golf rankings don’t make a shit in this tournament. 

 

100% this

 

[retread 2,951]

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is it not still pay-per-view, or did the backlash get them to change it? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

Apparently still pay-per-view

https://golfweek.com/2018/09/25/phil-mickelson-might-want-to-reconsider-that-match-with-tiger-woods/

Quote

Their pay-per-view match is set to air across the Turner networks and will likely feature multiple side wagers to keep the audience tuned in regardless of the overall score.

Meanwhile, Las Vegas likes Woods more now than ever against Mickelson. The money line for Woods has moved to -220 at the Las Vegas Westgate SuperBook. That means bettors would have to wager $220 on Woods to net $100. Mickelson is now a +180 underdog, meaning a $100 wager on Lefty would make a $180 profit.

 

Edited September 30, 2018 by retread

[hookem48 4,687]

Ian pretty much summed it all up when he talked about he wanted to make this team, not that he wanted to get his card back or just play good again, make this fucking team.

[aggie08 21,492]

3 minutes ago, retread said:

Apparently still pay-per-view

https://golfweek.com/2018/09/25/phil-mickelson-might-want-to-reconsider-that-match-with-tiger-woods/

This week should make for some great advertising: "Tune in next week to see who gets completely shutout in 2018 match play competition!"

[hookem48 4,687]

hahahaha, why are they even doing this

[Revolution512 1,487]

23 minutes ago, Stu said:

Tiger was a good pick.  Phil wasn't.  Combo of poor form and the stress of the Fed Ex Cup finals really sucked it out of everyone.  What a stupid thing to have it the week after.  

Agree completely 

[Wally Fairway 5,541]

41 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Tiger and Phil playing for 10 mil in a month, they don't give 2 shits about this

psst - they don't give shits about that either (as they will make more than that in endorsements around the event)

[phdhorn 6,224]

46 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Tiger and Phil playing for 10 mil in a month, they don't give 2 shits about this

Or maybe they just suck 3 out of 4 weekends now. Tiger had his one good one last weekend so...

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

DAmn !

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

Exclamation Point !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

They’re going to set up whistling straits At 9000 yards lulz 

[Goodman 3,273]

Monster drive by Noren on 18. Bigger putt to send us home with a proper....What an ass kicking.

[pops 6,981]

Fucking mortal Kombat fatality there. 

[aggie08 21,492]

So we beat McIlroy, Rose and the human buzzsaw Tommy Fleetwood on Sunday, but only scored 1.5 points in the other 9 matches. Yep, sounds like a Ryder Cup in Europe.

[dmtx 159]

Watching this debacle gives me no interest in watching tiger and phil fucking around on a golf course. I'm out on that steaming pile of shit. 

[Goodman 3,273]

1 hour ago, dmtx said:

Watching this debacle gives me no interest in watching tiger and phil fucking around on a golf course. I'm out on that steaming pile of shit. 

I can't wait until they use that johnny sharp ag math to tell us how successful it turned out. I would not pay $10 for it. I would pay $100 for a "Tiger all-access" at the Masters or British though.

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

http://www.golfwrx.com/530472/patrick-reed-airs-out-jordan-spieth-and-captain-jim-furyk-following-the-2018-ryder-cup-loss/

 

reed being reed 

[dcar00 14,159]

Reed was a disaster Fri and Sat.  dunking 9 irons into ponds kind of disaster.  he should shut the fuck up.

[pops 6,981]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

http://www.golfwrx.com/530472/patrick-reed-airs-out-jordan-spieth-and-captain-jim-furyk-following-the-2018-ryder-cup-loss/

 

reed being reed 

Reed is a fucking cunt?  No way!

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[kibbles 70]

did we win?

[Texas_Rocks 346]

I gotta say that I wasn’t the least bit surprised at the results. We should just go ahead and draw from the senior tour for the next Cup.

Fuck nostalgia.

[alincoln 2,371]

We had 5 clear pairings (DJ-Koepka, Spieth-Reed, Watson-Simpson, Fowler-Thomas, Woods-DeChambeau) and Furyk played 1 of them.  Historically awful captain who allowed the players to tell him what to do.  

The team unity we had supposedly discovered was also revealed to be a complete sham.  

 

 

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

Looks like they are handling the loss ok.............