2019 S Tyler Owens

[LTtxfan 49142]

34 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-recruiting-Tyler-Owens-128158632/

Great article.... Thx

Tyler is a freak athlete no doubt....🤘

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Fucking awesome.  Great eval by this coaching staff.

[UTDD 362]

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-recruiting-Tyler-Owens-128158632/

Wow.  I don't think many not reading this article would realize - if accurate which it probably is - just how elite athletically Owens is overall, it's really ridiculous what the ceiling could be for a guy that athletic.  How did so many programs miss this guy?  Genuinely curious, did his athletic numbers just not get out there properly earlier on?

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, UTDD said:

Wow.  I don't think many not reading this article would realize - if accurate which it probably is - just how elite athletically Owens is overall, it's really ridiculous what the ceiling could be for a guy that athletic.  How did so many programs miss this guy?  Genuinely curious, did his athletic numbers just not get out there properly earlier on?

His junior tape wasn't particularly great.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

Plus he didn't go to many (if any) camps which has become the most important factor for the $9.95 crowd.

[Vertigo 20276]

Both of those^^ He decided that he liked to hit people really hard while running really fast his senior year. The 9.95ers never scouted him in season and once they saw him at the all star games, he was in full late bloom. 

[Michael Knight 12976]

Entered the transfer portal

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Michael Knight

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Yeah it’s in the portal thread, idiot. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

49 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Entered the transfer portal

 

 

 

 

 

 

@closetojumpingcalled it

[ztejas 43411]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

@closetojumpingcalled it

Wow what a call. No one could have seen this coming.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wow what a call. No one could have seen this coming.

I mean, I think it was 6 months ago so 🤷‍♂️

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, I think it was 6 months ago so 🤷‍♂️

Then why is he just now transferring 6 games into the season?

I mean feel free to link what he said - not saying he didn't call it. 

Edited October 16, 2021 by ztejas

[Red Five 40827]

Entered the transfer portal
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just look at that pic. Hard to believe he couldn’t make it at.... safety.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13087]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Just look at that pic. Hard to believe he couldn’t make it at.... safety.

Which part, his frame or his eyes being closed?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

His time is now

[6th Street 6390]

On 1/22/2019 at 3:02 PM, Machinator said:

His junior tape wasn't particularly great.

Woof 

[EZ$ 2102]

You’d think he’d look at Overshown’s move and be a little less reluctant to move to LB (if that’s even a real thing). 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

He can’t beat out Schooler, then nice knowing you kind sir but kindly GTFO. 

[Sabalo 994]

With his speed I wonder if they ever asked him to try receiver. 

[Hank_Hill 18789]

Well he is apparently only fast in a straight line, so….yea gonna be a super star WR at Baylor next year.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

I can see him at Baylor or Miss State or some shit. 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

[Red Five 40827]

So in Tyler's world, when it's nighttime... you know what never mind.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Aced his interviews obviously 

[Hank_Hill 18789]

Lubbock rots peoples brains

[Teryor 4449]

What do you think he was thinking whenever he heard Deep in the Heart of Texas?

[Bevo14 8303]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

Looked like he was joking around, but he's been exposed to Tech edumucation now so it's hard to tell.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

We now know why he couldn't tackle in space. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

34 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

We now know why he couldn't tackle in space. 

 

[Red Five 40827]

Wonder if he thinks the sun is real. Obviously the moon landing was faked, so we can scratch that one off. I have so many questions for him. Maybe he was just trolling.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

I wonder if he thinks stars are just cameras monitoring the world?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lubbock rots peoples brains

I blame the syphilis

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

21 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I blame the syphilis

Hey man, thats some serious shit and nothing to joke about.... or so I've heard

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Wonder if he thinks the sun is real. Obviously the moon landing was faked, so we can scratch that one off. I have so many questions for him. Maybe he was just trolling.

If you're a borderline guy like him, the biggest job interview of your life may not be the best time to have jokes 

[WashHorn 121]

How does this even come up in conversation? 
 

Interviewer: “Who’s the hardest player you’ve had to cover in space?”

TO: “I don’t understand what the hell you’re even talking about which is why I had to transfer out from a perfectly fine situation and into Lubbock fucking Texas.”

 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

3 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Hey man, thats some serious shit and nothing to joke about.... or so I've heard

Me too. I had a, uh, friend who had to take some meds for it. Bad stuff

[Rimbo 25908]

8 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

LOL Yep. Demonstrating the value of a Tech education right there.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13087]

9 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

We now know why he couldn't tackle in space. 

Also explains why he’s so fast. Everyone else is running slightly uphill.

[Vito Andolini 9124]

Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane, gets his ass kicked by Cheetah (or a coconut) on any intelligence scale. 

[Hank Kingsley 20903]

I don't know how NFL teams don't seriously ding him with mental evaluations. Who wants to bother taking a player who offers this shit up? 

 

[The Dog 44017]

 

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't know how NFL teams don't seriously ding him with mental evaluations. Who wants to bother taking a player who offers this shit up? 

 

Jared Goff didn't know if the sun rises in the east or west, and he plays quarterback and went to Cal. If a DB from sand aggy high could play he'd get drafted even if he doesn't uhm like think there's other like planets and stuff. 

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

Solar System expert Tyler Owens went 12'2" on the broad jump which is an absolutely freakish number...I believe just an inch off the all time record.  Doesn't help you know what your zone is in a 3 by 1 but he can fucking spring 

[Nope 3114]

Guy has always been a track star, this suits him better than football

[conVINCEd 21469]

47 minutes ago, Nope said:

Guy has always been a track star, this suits him better than football

If someone taught him how to pole vault he would be a great decathlete.

[HenryJames 66035]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Solar System expert Tyler Owens went 12'2" on the broad jump which is an absolutely freakish number...I believe just an inch of the all time record. 

It’s easy when you don’t believe in gravity.

[staboner 4969]

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If someone taught him how to pole vault he would be a great decathlete.

I remember reading that in high school he was high jumping 6'6" or 6' 8" with absolutely no training. Just like go out there, jump as high as you can, shrug your shoulders.