Sex Robots Coming To Houston

[F250 29,121]

It looks like Houston is getting a Sex Doll whore house or simply a place where you can hump silicon by the hour. This is some creepy ass shit. Someone's going to pay for sloppy seconds with a sex doll.

 

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article218800605.html

 

 

[Hate 20,216]

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Hole-ee fuck. There are some sick ass people in the world.

[Stella Link 535]

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

[Guest]

Sex robots are gonna train people to be rapists?

 

[Zepol87 9,301]

31 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

Hopefully better than my last one night stand

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

4 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

You jest, but somebody will make coin on these, and there's no chance of divorce, just a slow leak.....or dry rot.

[deadshank 24,653]

Will there be a barn yard out back for aggy?

[Trey3216 15,431]

Should we merge this thread with the Incels thread??  

[Telegraph_it 3,375]

Looks like we can finally end the debate once and for all. Houston > Dallas. 

[Wally Fairway 5,643]

so is this the location for the next surly happy hour???

and by happy hour I mean 47 seconds

 

 

[Trey3216 15,431]

12 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

so is this the location for the next surly happy hour???

and by happy hour I mean 47 seconds

 

 

It's only happy if you go first.  

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

In Houston?

why fuck a doll when it’s so ridiculously cheap to get a living escort? 

There is no place easier to get a hooker than Houston. Imo even easier that Vegas 

[Hate 20,216]

13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

In Houston?

why fuck a doll when it’s so ridiculously cheap to get a living escort? 

There is no place easier to get a hooker than Houston. Imo even easier that Vegas 

Really?  In Houston vs Vegas?  

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

[Underdog 29,004]

2 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

Go on...

[luke duke 6,438]

There goes 3putt’s retirement savings.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,629]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Sex robots are gonna train people to be rapists?

 

 

[next2naus 439]

"doing the robot" will take on a whole new meaning

[irishtexan 11,665]

51 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

Who is Astounding and how is he fucking all of the hookers?

[F250 29,121]

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Hopefully better than my last one night stand

[Stella Link 535]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

Source?  We need names, photos and phone numbers of alleged volume of hookers...

[F250 29,121]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Sex robots are gonna train people to be rapists?

 

I was skeptical about the claim too, then I read about the issues that the place in Spain was having. Holy Shit, people (men) are fucking depraved.

[Captainant 28,275]

 

[Angry Gorilla 1,771]

I just upped my Old Glory Insurance policy

[DigDug 1,731]

Oh yeah we can have legal sex doll houses, but God forbid if you want to play some damn blackjack, shoot some dice or bet on a football game.

[elfenix 34,596]

6 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

just need to line up some investors

[PRONG HORN 3,195]

 

 

[demos 3,027]

Oh yeah we can have legal sex doll houses, but God forbid if you want to play some damn blackjack, shoot some dice or bet on a football game.

Sinner. With your games of chance not run by the government.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Ivanka?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,191]

No, too much personality to be Ivanka

Edited September 25, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[El Diablo 4,232]

5 hours ago, F250 said:

I was skeptical about the claim too, then I read about the issues that the place in Spain was having. Holy Shit, people (men) are fucking depraved.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

She's got a puuuurty mouth.

 Bet those teeth are soft

[Blotto 23,876]

Are these the ones that piss on you and fart loudly when you fuck em? If so, as soon as you guys find out where this den of iniquity is located, please post here so i can be sure to avoid. 

[cabowabo 4,640]

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

Do these dolls have anuses?  Asking for a friend.

[Deej 77,482]

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Article says it's really intended to be "try before you buy."  

One thing that seems worse than buying a sex doll is buying a used sex doll.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

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They can just open a car wash as well.  Run them dolls right thru the wash and wax right behind yer Lexus and pick up trucks.  If they add a dry cleaner drop off service it's a Fortune 500 success.

[Sbbruin 22,039]

9 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

Honestly, though, could you imagine having an "off" button for your wife?  

"Honey, I'm headed out of town with some buddies.  See ya."

"You can't just up and leave!  We have plans."

*click*

 

 

Edited September 25, 2018 by Sbbruin

[Deej 77,482]

Should name the store "Second Cumming". 

[Captainant 28,275]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Should name the store "Second Cumming". 

How 'bout "Eskimo Bros Hut"

[cabowabo 4,640]

As long as these robots don't make you buy them shit, want to cuddle, watch movies, or talk, I could see this catching on. Even more so if they can be taught to make a sangwich.

[workswithseed 2,199]

Even woman can get on this action.

[Parliament 14,484]

There is a forum for this. "Real Doll.com" or something.

[UDontKnow 10,557]

8 hours ago, next2naus said:

"doing the robot" will take on a whole new meaning

as will "domo arigato mr. roboto" for the females and the gays. NTTAWWT.

[Hate 20,216]

Article says it's really intended to be "try before you buy."  
One thing that seems worse than buying a sex doll is buying a used sex doll.

Still probably cleaner than most women.

[Lhorn 5,062]

37 minutes ago, Parliament said:

There is a forum for this. "Real Doll.com" or something.

"or something"  riiigggghhhtt.  

 

11 hours ago, Hate said:

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

Sex doll cream pie afficianados?

 

I wonder if they'll be offering gang bang group rates?  Might be a nice get together for Houston area Surlyhorns.  

[tx 3 putt 78,278]

8 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Source?  We need names, photos and phone numbers of alleged volume of hookers...

Go to the bar at hilton americas 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

You can fuck them AND program them to shut up?

 

[Stella Link 535]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go to the bar at hilton americas 

LOL...walked through there on my way to the Astros game over the weekend and I know what you mean.