Jack N the box drivethrough- yes I would like a side of my head/shoulders

[AUS-97HORN 11894]

20 year old goes out in drive through style:

A 20-year-old man died at a drive-thru after his own car pinned him against a tree as he was leaning out the window to get his fast food order, St. Louis police said Thursday.

The man, identified as Charles Wood Jr. of the St. Louis suburb of Velda City, had pulled up at an angle to the drive-thru window at a Jack in the Box restaurant in south St. Louis on Wednesday, police said.

When he opened the car door to reach for his food — which was too far away to grab normally — he placed his car in reverse instead of park and accelerated, causing the car to lurch backward into a tree, police said, according to the newspaper.

Wood was pinned between the car and the tree, causing severe injuries to his head, neck, torso and legs, police said. He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bizarre-jack-box-drive-thru-accident-kills-man-st-louis-n914601

 

I am guessing "NOT Sober" is going to be the toxicology result.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

20 year old goes out in drive through style:

 

 

Brah, he was eating at Jack in the Box, of course he wasn't sober.

[Constant 6803]

I’ve seen something similar. Took his head clean off. Which he mostly deserved for not ordering the curly fries. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11830]

They always fuck you at the drive thru.

[Zavala 1384]

Jack n the box is poison. he must have been really fucked up

[GreenspointTexas 9882]

Something something literally turned him into a real life jack in the box something something

[Beau Vine 55037]

Try my bowls!

[ChickenSandwich 9861]

While normally funny when founder Jack would lose his head in tight situations, imitation was not the best form of flattery here. 

[ChickenSandwich 9861]

Hell of a new antenna ornament. 

[South Austin 52766]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Brah, he was eating at Jack in the Box, of course he wasn't sober.

 

[Digdogger 1344]

My great grandfather went the same way in WW2

[Fuck Tim Beck 3855]

He'll never be the head of a major corporation. Or Jack in the Box either. 

[Sparky 149]

Their tacos are to die for though.

[Zepol87 9263]

Tacos and egg rolls while drunk smash and go hard

[The Golden Hat 304]

EMP: Would you like seasoned curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, dont offer me anything. I'll tell you want I want.
EMP: Okay.
JB: Um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nuggets?
EMP: Yes, six piece chicken nuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? Im trying to -
EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away I'm just wanting a four nugget thing.

[bschoolprof 6281]

I'm having a hard time visualizing this.  Can someone draw a picture? mspaint?

[ChickenSandwich 9861]

27 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

EMP: Would you like seasoned curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, dont offer me anything. I'll tell you want I want.
EMP: Okay.
JB: Um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nuggets?
EMP: Yes, six piece chicken nuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? Im trying to -
EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away I'm just wanting a four nugget thing.

Got to watch my figure. 

Oh, and a Jr Bacon chee. That’s a JR

[DaggerHorns 3109]

If he ordered extra buttermilk house sauce, he would have slid right through that tree.

[Deej 77298]

He came out a head by choosing the drive-thru over ordering inside.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 

Jitb tacos dont look like that but who cares theyre awesome.

Second, they have jitb in st louis?!

MOTHERFUCKER!!