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Melania the movie

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#1

If there’s an existing thread on this film, I missed it.

How in the world was this made? Her husband’s popularity is tanking, the economy is sputtering, and little organic demand with most Riefenstahl fans already in hell.

Bezos ponying up $40 million didn’t hurt. No doubt he has a genuine interest in the project.

#7

The director is in the Epstein files. The simulation is getting lazy.

#8
8 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

If there’s an existing thread on this film, I missed it.

How in the world was this made? Her husband’s popularity is tanking, the economy is sputtering, and little organic demand with most Riefenstahl fans already in hell.

Bezos ponying up $40 million didn’t hurt. No doubt he has a genuine interest in the project.

I saw a poster up for this movie at Regal. I am going to rip it down if it’s still there on my next trip. She’s a worthless, soulless husk of a person just like TFG.

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#11

the story of a Eastern European girl, who endured prostitution, porn films, being shuffled through rich men to rise to one of the most powerful positions within the US government. She kept to her roots and culture by refusing to learn English more than a 2nd grade level while rejecting any form of human decency and empathy.

It's a classic story that needs to be told.

#13
9 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

How long until churches start buying entire theaters to inflate BO numbers?

reports are saying qatar purchased $12mil worth of tickets

#16
2 hours ago, Underdog said:

The Unhappy Hooker goes to Washington.

The Frank Capra classic of this generation!

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#17
3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

the story of a Eastern European girl, who endured prostitution, porn films, being shuffled through rich men to rise to one of the most powerful positions within the US government. She kept to her roots and culture by refusing to learn English more than a 2nd grade level while rejecting any form of human decency and empathy.

It's a classic story that needs to be told.

A young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

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#21

So the preview just came up and as soon as it ended someone yells out “why the f*** is this on the big screen? This is crazy!” Everyone else near me had the same reaction. Glad to know I live somewhere that people hate these fascist clowns.

#23
12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Melania Trump's jacket was no mistake | CNN Politics

About some gold digging whore’s movie? Nope

#25
49 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

Maybe the same guys who bought Hunter Biden's artwork will pay to go see this

When they pay $40M to the wife of the President, who is, by marriage, entitled to half of that, let me know.

#29
24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd watch her getting railed by BBC while trump diddles his tiny pecker in a cuck chair.

Spoiler: That’s the plot of the Ted Cruz movie…

#30
6 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

Maybe the same guys who bought Hunter Biden's artwork will pay to go see this

Good point. Now see if you can "both sides" the child rape

#31

I saw a preview for this in an actual real theatre (before Marty Supreme) and nearly lost my fucking mind, this is some real Central Asian style juche shit.

#33

I only meant what if it's the same guy who does both. There seems to be a lot of overlap in political ideologies where buying influence is concerned.

#35
On 1/21/2026 at 9:06 AM, BHMCruiser said:

I only meant what if it's the same guy who does both. There seems to be a lot of overlap in political ideologies where buying influence is concerned.

How much influence do you really think hunters get rich quick schemes obtained in the Biden administration?

Do you think Joe saw a dime of any of that money?

Regardless, 40M is a lot of money for film rights to the least interesting first lady in history. What is interesting ain't gonna be in this movie.

#36
On 1/20/2026 at 2:32 PM, BHMCruiser said:

Maybe the same guys who bought Hunter Biden's artwork will pay to go see this

Take that shit to the cloakroom asshole

#38
On 1/20/2026 at 5:27 PM, MissingInAction said:

I'd watch her getting railed by BBC while trump diddles his tiny pecker in a cuck chair.

AKA "The Falwell"

correction: Mrs. Falwell was taking Cuban cabana-boy cock, not black.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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#42

meh, I can watch movies about eastern European whores on Porn Hub for free

#44
On 1/24/2026 at 8:54 PM, Hmbre97 said:

meh, I can watch movies about eastern European whores on Porn Hub for free

Stop resisting

#47

The whole thing is a bribe. Will be interesting see what they do to cook the books and make it seem like people are going to see this. MAGA ain’t exactly the documentary type, and even if you were into documentaries who’d pay to see something this uninteresting that will be on Amazon and Tubu in a week.

#48
53 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The whole thing is a bribe money laundering. Will be interesting see what they do to cook the books and make it seem like people are going to see this. MAGA ain’t exactly the documentary type, and even if you were into documentaries who’d pay to see something this uninteresting that will be on Amazon and Tubu in a week.

Fixed it for you

#50

I CANAE BREATHE!!!
Melania Trump walks into a movie theatre, "Just you is it?" says the usher

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