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• Joe G @EastEndJoe

Good morning to everyone who is not into “Raw Milk Parties.”

• 10:17 AM · Jan 22, 2026

During the first few months of Covid, we bought raw milk from a local dairy farm. Not because we wanted raw milk specifically, but because we wanted milk and it wasn’t always on shelves at the store.

Never had any issues, but you really do have to trust their handling procedures and/or accept an increased risk of bacterial infection.

can’t say it ever occurred to me to throw a party, and we never received any evites either.

Edited January 22Jan 22 by Pato del Muerto

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Imagine trying to explain this to Louis Pasteur.

25 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Imagine trying to explain this to Louis Pasteur.

I’d have to imagine learning French first.

Edited January 23Jan 23 by Surly Bevo

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’d have to imagine learning French first.

Nous sommes tellement stupides.

They can’t spell motherfuckin bukkake.

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

They can’t spell motherfuckin bukkake.

Is that an anagram for Raw Milk Party?

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

That's me if I drink any milk that isn't Mootopia (A registered trade mark owned by HEB), almond milk, coconut milk or oat milk.

We used to be part of a raw milk group here in austin. $8.50 a gallon back in 2008. How much is it now?

MAGA party, sounds right

8 hours ago, dcbc said:

Imagine trying to explain this to Louis Pasteur.

Agreed with regard to mass consumption and public safety.

See also: growing up on a dairy and then moving "to town" where you had to buy milk at the store, and it was practically like having to put water on your cereal. Raw milk can be great, if handled properly. Never once did it cross our minds to party over it. Those people in the OP are fucked up.

9 hours ago, dcbc said:

Imagine trying to explain this to Louis Pasteur.

Imagine thinking these people know who that is

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Agreed with regard to mass consumption and public safety.

See also: growing up on a dairy and then moving "to town" where you had to buy milk at the store, and it was practically like having to put water on your cereal. Raw milk can be great, if handled properly. Never once did it cross our minds to party over it. Those people in the OP are fucked up.

I imagine it's like eating a farm-fresh egg after years of eating store-bought eggs. I used to have a boss who had a farm and who would bring in eggs by the dozens. They were so rich. The first time I ate one, I wasn't expecting it and almost hurled. But I powered through and really appreciated how much better they are.

Raw milk parties.

Lemon parties.

Man, MAGA, you crazy.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Raw milk parties.

Lemon parties.

Man, MAGA, you crazy.

Oh, so that's what this is. As per usual, I was a little too literal about "raw milk." They crazy indeed. Still think Pasteur would have the same reaction.

Edited January 23Jan 23 by dcbc

yes, everyone in that video is 100% MAGA coded in all aspects... Stupid MAGAs.

13 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’d have to imagine learning French first.

I wouldn't bother. He's not gonna understand it even in French.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Oh, so that's what this is. As per usual, I was a little too literal about "raw milk."

Pasteurization at home is fairly simple and easy. I bet even these morans could do it

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

yes, everyone in that video is 100% MAGA coded in all aspects... Stupid MAGAs.

blonde sunglasses guy definitely has sex with children

I was thinking this was something much kinkier. Am disappoint.

Drink up motherfuckers

11 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

On 1/22/2026 at 2:15 PM, 'stache said:

Anybody have the HF Golden Corral post saved?

On 1/23/2026 at 6:59 AM, Iceman said:

Agreed with regard to mass consumption and public safety.

See also: growing up on a dairy and then moving "to town" where you had to buy milk at the store, and it was practically like having to put water on your cereal. Raw milk can be great, if handled properly. Never once did it cross our minds to party over it. Those people in the OP are fucked up.

If you drank raw milk growing up on a dairy farm, I assume you drank it within a few hours of it being collected, before any bacteria had time to grow in the milk?

On 1/22/2026 at 11:18 PM, gsoda3 said:

We used to be part of a raw milk group here in austin. $8.50 a gallon back in 2008. How much is it now?

how is it? good? I fuckin love milk and have always wanted to get my dirty mitts on some raw shit right out of the tap.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

how is it? good? I fuckin love milk and have always wanted to get my dirty mitts on some raw shit right out of the tap.

It's alright, a little creamier than grocery store milk. Not worth it imo. HEB has recently started selling local centex dairy product. We've tried a couple different brands with the fancy glass bottles you get $3 back for returning - it's decent.

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

If you drank raw milk growing up on a dairy farm, I assume you drank it within a few hours of it being collected, before any bacteria had time to grow in the milk?

It was typically in the tank( refrigerated) until the came to pick it up, every other day, IIRC. I know it was not more often than that.
Then it would be in our fridge for about 48-72 hours at the most. It was a family of 5 with 3 growing boys. Milk didn't exist long enough to go sour. at our house.

32 minutes ago, Iceman said:

It was typically in the tank( refrigerated) until the came to pick it up, every other day, IIRC. I know it was not more often than that.
Then it would be in our fridge for about 48-72 hours at the most. It was a family of 5 with 3 growing boys. Milk didn't exist long enough to go sour. at our house.

The reason I ask is that I have a friend whose family had a jersey cow for milk growing up.

After all this raw milk drama started up I asked him if anyone ever got sick.he said they would drink it straight from the tap, still warm, and give whatever was left over to the hogs.

He said he thinks that they drank it so soon after milking that there wasn't time for any bacteria to grow.

On 1/22/2026 at 9:57 PM, dcbc said:

Imagine trying to explain this to Louis Pasteur.

nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo!

mmmm… poop

On 1/25/2026 at 9:05 AM, Sawbonz said:

Anybody have the HF Golden Corral post saved?

Ryan's Steakhouse.

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ryan's Steakhouse.

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Diarrhea / diarrhoea

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Diarrhea / diarrhoea

Bloody flux, imo.

1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

mmmm… poop

Throwing shade at maga at the 11:50-12:00 minute mark.