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• Matt Zenitz @mzenitz

Texas has signed Western Kentucky All-American offensive guard transfer Laurence Seymore, @chris_hummer and I have learned.

Began his career at Miami.

• 8:16 PM · Jan 27, 2026

Let the bitching cease

Hahahahaha. WTF, over?

Hahaha Surly lawyers mount up!

oh shit lmao

Texas law about to take a bite out of the NCAA.

Desperate times require desperate measures.

NCAA is giving out waivers like candy, and we have no shortage of lawyers at our disposal...fuck it, why not throw the dart? Everyone else is making up eligibility rules as they go along, why not us!

THANK FUCKING GOD, AN IOL!

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

NCAA is giving out waivers like candy, and we have no shortage of lawyers at our disposal...fuck it, why not throw the dart? Everyone else is making up eligibility rules as they go along, why not us!

We must think he can get a medical waiver for one of the years. He was in a car accident his senior year of high school, but articles say he was fully cleared for fall camp that year.

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• Joe Cook @josephcook89

.@On3's @PeteNakos reports that Seymore has an extension of eligibility waiver currently in progress.

Per his rep @Derek_3s: "He will be working with the UT compliance department but we are optimistic his case will be approved.

• 8:36 PM · Jan 27, 2026

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• Inside Texas @InsideTexas · Jan 27, 2026

Western Kentucky OL Laurance Seymore (@xklvsive00) has signed with Texas, his rep @Derek_3s of @3strandsports tells @InsideTexas' @josephcook89

Seymore was a second-team All-American in 2025 for WKU.

STORY: https://t.co/gG6qmj0Phe

Glad Flood is taking lessons from Indiana to get as old as possible

hahahaha

I literally LOL’d

AWARDS/HONORS

• 2025 Football Writers Association of America All-America Second Team (OL)

• 2025 Phil Steele All-America Second Team (OL)

• 2025 Phil Steele CUSA All-Conference First Team (OL)

• 2025 All-Conference USA Second Team Offense (OL)

• 2025 CUSA Offensive Lineman of the Week (10/6)

• 2025 CUSA Offensive Lineman of the Week (8/25)

Hook'em!

11 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

I literally LOL’d

Same.

Just from a team perspective, filling the only real hole (yeah yeah) we have with a second team All-American would be pretty cool.

18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

why not us!

Shout it from the rooftops

Unleash the lawyer kraken

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Unleash the lawyer kraken

21 minutes ago, JBJ said:

We must think he can get a medical waiver for one of the years. He was in a car accident his senior year of high school, but articles say he was fully cleared for fall camp that year.

Texas lawyers in court:

Welcome to the 40

33 minutes ago, Fud said:

On the bright side, and it's only a little bright compared to what we'd done at the position the last 12 months, Flood taking a 6'2" lineman who isn't even currently eligible indicates someone made the staff realize they better not sit on their hands again.

Edited January 27Jan 27 by Huckleberry

41 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Desperate times require desperate measures.

this is gonna end up like all those clearinghouse cases where Bama/tOSU players get cleared magically right before the season and ours do not on some BS technicality.

but at this point it is worth a shot.

Somebody get this guy on the phone!

And with this late move, we somehow go from the abject depths of portal failure to fielding the greatest CFB offense in history. There is no in between.

@OnAComputer is on cloud nine right now.

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• Will @WillBaizer

Hello @KJJFlood,

Excited to confirm we’ve landed Laurence Seymore. A strong strategic win that builds real momentum for the team. Looking forward to the operational synergies and durable value creation he will bring to the offensive line. Onward and upward.

Best,

Will

Cc:

• 9:23 PM · Jan 27, 2026

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• Will @WillBaizer · Jan 22, 2026

Hi @KJJFlood,

Circling back here to get it to the top of your inbox. As per my last message, Laurence Seymore is still just sitting in the portal. Please pick him up.

Urgent regards,

Will

Cc: @CoachSark

Genuinely hilarious. Really, really good stuff.

I love you idiots.

Now we need a Mike… jk…

8 minutes ago, TXRed said:

• 
• Will @WillBaizer

Hello @KJJFlood,

Excited to confirm we’ve landed Laurence Seymore. A strong strategic win that builds real momentum for the team. Looking forward to the operational synergies and durable value creation he will bring to the offensive line. Onward and upward.

Best,

Will

Cc:

• 9:23 PM · Jan 27, 2026

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• Will @WillBaizer · Jan 22, 2026

Hi @KJJFlood,

Circling back here to get it to the top of your inbox. As per my last message, Laurence Seymore is still just sitting in the portal. Please pick him up.

Urgent regards,

Will

Cc: @CoachSark

Give Will his fucking flowers. Bravo!

Getting things started at the eligibility hearing:

LOL...hope this move works out.

@closetojumping cry more you pussy ass bitch.

y'all slippin'

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping cry more you pussy ass bitch.

Why would I cry, at all? If Texas wants to do this, fine by me. It wasn’t something I’d hoped for, but if you think I’m making this a hill to die on, you really are as dumb as you often behave on here.

Now, if the NCAA wins if this goes to court and protects term eligibility requirements, I’ll be happy with that too, especially when I get to read woe is me sobbing from you and the other chronic whiners here. I can’t lose, dummy.

Also, “pussy ass bitch” as some sort of sick burn is beneath even the way my 6th grader and his buddies talk. You really might not be smarter than a 5th grader and it’s like you go out of your way on this board, constantly, to prove it.

Also also, negged.

2 hours ago, Fud said:

I'm dying LMFAO

What are the odds they made this acquisition just to give this forum more vaginitis

From Western Kentucky and no longer eligible... Any chance Flood has a red stapler and an office in the basement?

7 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

From Western Kentucky and no longer eligible... Any chance Flood has a red stapler and an office in the basement?

This guy can play (hence, second-team All American), and the NCAA is a punching bag in court. You can be happy.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Hahaha Surly lawyers mount up!

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

On the bright side, and it's only a little bright compared to what we'd done at the position the last 12 months, Flood taking a 6'2" lineman who isn't even currently eligible indicates someone made the staff realize they better not sit on their hands again.

He will measure in at 6’1 3/8”.