Board has been a little heavy lately. I figured it was time to lighten it up.

What is a way to tell someone's political affiliation without talking to them? Can be anything. Let's have some fun.

Drives a RAM truck.

Dies from Ivermectin overdose.

Opposite end of the spectrum.... Drives a Subaru Outback.

Is scared to go downtown.

Is scared to go to the country.

Modified american flag clothing

Vocal about religion

black rifle coffee

Cities are too gay and brown

California will make you gay and brown

Punisher bumper stickers

Thinks celery salt is too spicy

Edited January 31Jan 31 by hookemATL

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Is scared to go downtown.

Is scared to go to the country.

Related to this... Lives in the suburbs or a rural area and conceal carries.

they display the american flag- in their yard, on their house, on their car, anywhere.

this answer has got to be one of he more depressing ones, as the actual american flag has now become a symbol for the party of hate.

Edited January 31Jan 31 by Derka

Is your child vaccinated?

Truck nuts

open carrying at a church pumpkin patch for kids.

oh yeah, with his elementary school aged son open carrying too.

Bible verse in their social media bio or bible verse tattoo

Often, a MAGA man will walk around and if you look closely, you can see a teenage boy’s cum still on their chin.

As an expat Texan - if they ask me questions about Texas and problems with immigrants being so close to the border. It’s a thing.

Using a winter storm to get laughs about the silliness of “global warming”.

Calling bullshit “crap”.

Thinks Mission BBQ is awesome.

49 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Opposite end of the spectrum.... Drives a Subaru Outback.

You'd think that...but one of the more unhinged MAGA's I know also drives a Subaru Outback...

They fall very easily for disinformation and hoaxes. While at the same time rejecting obvious truths, like say the president's criminal history and January 6th.

Attends a megachurch.

I have a friend, through my wife, that is sort of apolitical/conservative. He's not a big fan of Trump, but lives in small town Oklahoma, so is buried in MAGA think.

The other day, we were texting about something and the bankruptcy/disappearance of places like Red Lobster and On The Border came up.

He said "a bunch of Walmarts in California are closing."

If they say things like "I dislike both sides equally" that means they vote republican 100% of the time.

Edited January 31Jan 31 by David Dennison
HenryJames kinda beat me to it.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

they display the american flag- in their yard, on their house, on their car, anywhere.

this answer has got to be one of he more depressing ones, as the actual american flag has now become a symbol for the party of hate.

I knew this one was coming.

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If they say things like "I dislike both sides equally" that means they vote republican 100% of the time.

That's a good one.

They're all the same. All politicians lie. Etc.

For me Hey Dudes have a high percentage of Maga.

23 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He said "a bunch of Walmarts in California are closing."

being up to date on California as someone who doesn’t live there and “wouldn’t want to” is definitely a tell.

Interestingly here in NC, 1) being vocally angry at the yankees in the area and 2) being a yankee in the area (probably a pd/fd flavored yankee from Jersey or Staten Island or upstate ny) are both tells.

Just now, aggie08 said:

That's a good one.

They're all the same. All politicians lie. Etc.

I had someone tell me one time that January 6th would have also happened if Biden lost. "That's just politics these days".

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

For me Hey Dudes have a high percentage of Maga.

My son and I call them "MAGA Vans"

59 minutes ago, Derka said:

open carrying at a church pumpkin patch for kids.

oh yeah, with his elementary school aged son open carrying too.

JFC I actually get this reference, and it’s sad.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

they display the american flag- in their yard, on their house, on their car, anywhere.

this answer has got to be one of he more depressing ones, as the actual american flag has now become a symbol for the party of hate.

In our neighborhood, you can pay to have the Boy Scouts put up flags in your yard for US holidays. Somehow, we have ended up on the list despite never signing up. I hate that I have to seriously consider asking if I can be taken off, because I don’t want to give off a certain impression to the rest of my neighbors.

"I'm not into politics"

Tactical gear

Men: how close to urinal they stand.

Women: hairstyle.

Aggy

My cousin in Mississippi always says, “I’ll pray for you.”

They claim to be libertarian. Easy tell.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They claim to be libertarian. Easy tell.

Way to read OP's directions, dumb dumb.

"Where's all this global warming I keep hearing about?!?"

Let's talk about fun.

I’m debating what to wear to a fundraiser next week. My close blood relative is running for judge as a R.

I'm thinking about wearing a Talarico for Senate shirt, a “Fuck Trump” hat, and just open carrying. I want to make it clear that the only reason I'm voting is because I honestly think this relative will be a good judge. He prosecutes some real scumbags - pedophiles, murderers. Of course Ill roll up in my pickup with the 82nd Airborne and 1000 club lifetime member stickers.

I don't want to piss off my family, but I want to make a point.

And Ill be the only person in attendance who can honestly report “when I talked to Kristi Noem last month…”

Edited January 31Jan 31 by BearSchlong

My parents next door neighbors have kids that are always in the back yard playing during the week in school hours.

Home school=MAGA

They're aggy

(I can't believe that took this long)

6 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I'm thinking about wearing a Talarico for Senate shirt

Have this on a shirt as well🤘

Good idea.

I think the open carry part with the Democrat gear is important. The place will be crawling with LEOs, DAs, and the defense bar.

24 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Aggy

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're aggy

(I can't believe that took this long)

"Did you catch Rogan yesterday?"

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I had someone tell me one time that January 6th would have also happened if Biden lost. "That's just politics these days".

I asked a conservative friend how the heck he could continue to support Trump given how much he embarrassed the US at Davos, and hurt international relations, and his answer was that Biden embarrassed us just as badly. Think about how delusional you have to be to believe that.

Just procured an “Abolish ICE” hat in MAGA red.

Am on my way currently to a semi-surprise Army retirement party for my son in College Station. Just received word that my cousin and her wife are en route. Damned I wish I had that hat with me.