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Knoxville, Tennessee - Travel Package / Group Stay + Tickets + Transport

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#1

I'm putting together a trip. Want to see what kind of interest there is for something where we get a large retreat style place with 17-20 bedrooms, media rooms, entertainment spaces, big tables etc. In the smokey mountains with arranged transport from airport, to the stadium and back. All inclusive with private chef, bartenders, entertainment and get a big group buy of tickets.

Will be by room. There's 2 bunk style rooms that people can split up to 4-6 ways and the rest will be for singles or couples basically. This isn't a frat style party and this won't be like a dorm style place. Think 10 bedrooms with kings and en suites etc and 5 with double queens and 2 with bunks.

Tickets will try to be between the 40s on the Texas sideline side.

Transport will be a coach style thing where we can drink/pregame/postgame with no issues.

Price point should be around 1500 per room + tickets per person for a friday-sunday thing and all meals and booze etc included.

#4

It looks like the visitors sideline is in front of sections A through F, with section A reserved for the visitors tickets. SeatGeek is showing prices for seats anywhere in the stadium beginning at $427. Tickets between the 40s on the visitors side start around $1000. Hopefully, Tennessee loses a couple of games (out of Furman, Georgia Tech, and Kennesaw State) before we play them, forcing the prices down.

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#5
Just now, Kahuna said:

It looks like the visitors sideline is in front of sections A through F, with section A reserved for the visitors tickets. SeatGeek is showing prices for seats anywhere in the stadium beginning at $427. Tickets between the 40s on the visitors side start around $1000. Hopefully, Tennessee loses a couple of games (out of Furman, Georgia Tech, and Kennesaw State) before we play them, forcing the prices down.

Tickets haven't even hit the market yet. For those prices you can buy season tickets.

#10

Sounds awesome. I'd be in except for that I need to accommodate quite a few family and friends myself having lived there for 20 years. That being said, I'd be interested in any tickets you might have available.

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#11
58 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sounds awesome. I'd be in except for that I need to accommodate quite a few family and friends myself having lived there for 20 years. That being said, I'd be interested in any tickets you might have available.

We will have room.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Throw in a trip to Dollywood and I might think about it.

That's kinda the plan. Do stuff you would do while there.

#16

My wife and I are staying with family that live in Knoxville. Would definitely be interested in tickets though.

#17

Lol shit man I’m an idiot; didn’t even know real airlines flew into there until I looked after your post…

#18

So the $1500 estimate is just for Rooms and tickets? Just trying to see how to explain to wife if I can talk her into it.

#19
1 hour ago, Drew said:

So the $1500 estimate is just for Rooms and tickets? Just trying to see how to explain to wife if I can talk her into it.

@immamac certainly can speak for himself, but I think he means $1,500 for the room, shuttle transport, booze and food. Game ticket cost would be extra as the cost of those is not known at this point.

#20
2 minutes ago, orange dream said:

@immamac certainly can speak for himself, but I think he means $1,500 for the room, shuttle transport, booze and food. Game ticket cost would be extra as the cost of those is not known at this point.

thanks

#21

FYI. Southwest just added Knoxville as a hub. Tyson-McGhee Airport is about 40 mins from the Sevierville/Gatlinburg area.

#22

LUV has added AUS-TYS once a week starting in october

that won't help options for this game

imma dissed my offer of perfect logistics options tabulation

hint: the only AUS-TYS service is on G4 who has not released schedules past mid-august

current ops are 1 flight each way aus->tys and tys->aus on monday and friday and there is no fucking wai anyone should trust that operation who WILL randomly fuck you with no notice and no recourse

have fun storming the castle!

#24
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

LUV has added AUS-TYS once a week starting in october

that won't help options for this game

imma dissed my offer of perfect logistics options tabulation

hint: the only AUS-TYS service is on G4 who has not released schedules past mid-august

current ops are 1 flight each way aus->tys and tys->aus on monday and friday and there is no fucking wai anyone should trust that operation who WILL randomly fuck you with no notice and no recourse

have fun storming the castle!

I speak jive airline.

LUV = Southwest

G4 = Allegiant

TYS = Knoxville

#28

It would honestly be silly for me to NOT be in. Hell, I'll be suprised if my crib doesn't end up a stop over for some Surly degenerates. My nieces BF will likely join too.

Obviously, I don't need airfare, but it's gonna be tricky at best to fly into Knoxville. There are some flights into Chattanooga and Asheville, NC both of which are closer than Nashville. The Asheville-Knoxville drive is extremely worthy and passes a very solid poker casino.

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#29
8 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

It would honestly be silly for me to NOT be in. Hell, I'll be suprised if my crib doesn't end up a stop over for some Surly degenerates. My nieces BF will likely join too.

Obviously, I don't need airfare, but it's gonna be tricky at best to fly into Knoxville. There are some flights into Chattanooga and Asheville, NC both of which are closer than Nashville. The Asheville-Knoxville drive is extremely worthy and passes a very solid poker casino.

Since you brought it up….niece?

#31
16 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Since you brought it up….niece?

She weighs 300 lbs and is toxic, hates all sports, most men and suffers from boardline personality disorder. She would probably end up murdering you so, I'm saving you from yourself. You're welcome.

Edited by BurntEyes

#32
12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

She weighs 300 lbs and is toxic, hates all sports, most men and suffers from boardline personality disorder. She would probably end up murdering you so, I'm saving you from yourself. You're welcome.

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#33
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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Lol, my thought while typing it..

Surly poster response: "Oh gross we only fuck 10s"

Surly poster internal thoughts:

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#34
8 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

She weighs 300 lbs and is toxic, hates all sports, most men and suffers from boardline personality disorder. She would probably end up murdering you so, I'm saving you from yourself. You're welcome.

Would…

#35
On 2/12/2026 at 1:44 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

LUV has added AUS-TYS once a week starting in october

So, headed into Knoxville with a weekly load?

#37
On 2/17/2026 at 12:21 PM, BurntEyes said:

She weighs 300 lbs and is toxic, hates all sports, most men and suffers from boardline personality disorder. She would probably end up murdering you so, I'm saving you from yourself. You're welcome.

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Edited by George

#38
On 2/17/2026 at 12:21 PM, BurntEyes said:

She weighs 300 lbs and is toxic, hates all sports, most men and suffers from boardline personality disorder. She would probably end up murdering you so, I'm saving you from yourself. You're welcome.

So she would fit in perfectly in the cloak room?

#39
3 hours ago, FiveStarTake said:

So she would fit in perfectly in the cloak room?

Dunno about that but she is an "influencer" . At least that's what she claim as a Vtuber for Geshen Impact. I think she has six or seven followers.

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#40
On 2/18/2026 at 12:42 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

So, headed into Knoxville with a weekly load?

With 100 lbs of yeast and some copper line…

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