Sheriff's deputies arrive at an Air BnB to find 250-300 people involved in "adult" activities at a Valentine's Day party in Marshall, Texas.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/valentines-day-party-for-singles-turns-chaotic-in-texas-deputies-respond/

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Sheriff's deputies arrive at an Air BnB to find 250-300 people involved in "adult" activities at a Valentine's Day party in Marshall, Texas.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/valentines-day-party-for-singles-turns-chaotic-in-texas-deputies-respond/

Man. I hate when people fight at the gang bang. It really brings down the mood, total buzzkill.

So this is under Experiences or Services? Just so I can avoid it, of course.

That article was completely devoid of information regarding the buffet.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man. I hate when people fight at the gang bang. It really brings down the mood, total buzzkill.

Someone failed to read the release before they signed. "It ain't gay if it's in a 300 way"

I thought America was a free country?

I had to look up where Marshall, Tx is. It's between Longview and Shreveport.

Yeah, that's all I need to know about the participants of that gang bang. An orgy of fat, poor, ETBF, people is not a mental image my mind wants to conjure.

the concluding sentence of the news article

"Authorities ask the public to consider the safety and legal risks of hosting large gatherings."

LOLOLOL

not enough digits

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I had to look up where Marshall, Tx is. It's between Longview and Shreveport.

Yeah, that's all I need to know about the participants of that gang bang. An orgy of fat, poor, ETBF, people is not a mental image my mind wants to conjure.

For a period of time some years ago, I had a case that had me traveling to Marshall and spending a good bit of time there. Regularly stayed at the Comfort Suites right off of I-20. First time I went, I was traveling with a female associate. We check into our rooms, then meet back up for dinner half an hour later.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

In every room with a single king bed, this is the setup:

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

For a period of time some years ago, I had a case that had me traveling to Marshall and spending a good bit of time there. Regularly stayed at the Comfort Suites right off of I-20. First time I went, I was traveling with a female associate. We check into our rooms, then meet back up for dinner half an hour later.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

In every room with a single king bed, this is the setup:

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

Extra large tub. They know their customers.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I was traveling with a female associate.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

So... about this female associate you were traveling to a sex hotel with...

3 minutes ago, orange dream said:

So... about this female associate you were traveling to a sex hotel with...

Yeah nope. Don't shit where you eat.

This is the same associate who traveled with me to a witness interview in New Jersey. To save client money, I put us in a Red Roof Inn instead of the much more expensive Omni a coupla miles away. Old motel. All doors opened to the parking lot. A parking lot that was the site of a lot of "commercial activity" much of the night.

That morning, we get in the car to head to the witness interview. As I leave the parking lot, she turns to me "new rule: we only stay in places where the doors open to the INSIDE of the hotel." I nodded, "that's fair."

"Sex Tub" would be a good band name.

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah nope. Don't shit where you eat.

This is the same associate who traveled with me to a witness interview in New Jersey. To save client money, I put us in a Red Roof Inn instead of the much more expensive Omni a coupla miles away. Old motel. All doors opened to the parking lot. A parking lot that was the site of a lot of "commercial activity" much of the night.

That morning, we get in the car to head to the witness interview. As I leave the parking lot, she turns to me "new rule: we only stay in places where the doors open to the INSIDE of the hotel." I nodded, "that's fair."

Reminds me of @Ajax and his story of his female associate licking her finger repeatedly and rubbing his dried semen off his laptop during a client call.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I had to look up where Marshall, Tx is. It's between Longview and Shreveport.

Yeah, that's all I need to know about the participants of that gang bang. An orgy of fat, poor, ETBF, people is not a mental image my mind wants to conjure.

You had to look up Marshall?

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

For a period of time some years ago, I had a case that had me traveling to Marshall and spending a good bit of time there. Regularly stayed at the Comfort Suites right off of I-20. First time I went, I was traveling with a female associate. We check into our rooms, then meet back up for dinner half an hour later.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

In every room with a single king bed, this is the setup:

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

About 8 years ago I had a deposition in Chico, CA. Stayed in a Courtyard Marriott that had a very similar tub directly next to the bed.

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2 minutes ago, Cruz in Aledo said:

You had to look up Marshall?

Guilty as charged. I consider myself lucky that I don't know where shitty small towns are in Texas.

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Guilty as charged. I consider myself lucky that I don't know where shitty small towns are in Texas.

Be nice. That was Cruz's way of telling us he was at this fat person gang bang.

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Guilty as charged. I consider myself lucky that I don't know where shitty small towns are in Texas.

9 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Be nice. That was Cruz's way of telling us he was at this fat person gang bang.

Nah, I just know Texas. Sorry for partying.

From 4 years ago. Seems relevant to put here:

https://www.test.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/24423-marshall-tx-seems-like-a-second-world-country/

15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From 4 years ago. Seems relevant to put here:

https://www.test.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/24423-marshall-tx-seems-like-a-second-world-country/

I read "Shreveport is a shit hole" and stopped reading that load of disinformation. Shit hole is far too kind.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From 4 years ago. Seems relevant to put here:

https://www.test.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/24423-marshall-tx-seems-like-a-second-world-country/

I assume they plan their orgies around the water outages. If not, ...nope my mind is not going there.

So the saying about staying at a holiday inn express, is true?

3 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

About 8 years ago I had a deposition in Chico, CA. Stayed in a Courtyard Marriott that had a very similar tub directly next to the bed.

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There is a Holiday Inn in Dayton, Ohio where I had this set up.

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

There is a Holiday Inn in Dayton, Ohio where I had this set up.

"I went back to Ohio, but my sex tub was gone..."

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From 4 years ago. Seems relevant to put here:

https://www.test.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/24423-marshall-tx-seems-like-a-second-world-country/

Thank you for reminding me this thread existed. I mentioned my connection to Marshall in it and enjoyed laughing at those posts all over again.

Sex tub is so fucking gross. Worse than showering together, where at least the water is moving but surprisingly makes everything more friction-filled.

There is no bigger delta in “conceptually sexy” and “not really sexy” than getting in a fucking bathtub together and sloshing about in shared ass water. Reminds me of the SNL “Love Toilet” bit.

9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sex tub is so fucking gross. Worse than showering together, where at least the water is moving but surprisingly makes everything more friction-filled.

There is no bigger delta in “conceptually sexy” and “not really sexy” than getting in a fucking bathtub together and sloshing about in shared ass water. Reminds me of the SNL “Love Toilet” bit.

Down there with the proverbial sex on the beach.

Also, "shared ass-water" no doubt is someone's favorite search term . . . on Tex-Ags

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sex tub is so fucking gross. Worse than showering together, where at least the water is moving but surprisingly makes everything more friction-filled.

There is no bigger delta in “conceptually sexy” and “not really sexy” than getting in a fucking bathtub together and sloshing about in shared ass water. Reminds me of the SNL “Love Toilet” bit.

That's assuming the water in Marshall works.

15 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Down there with the proverbial sex on the beach.

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yyou know what else is gross? Jacuzzis. You know why they always have a stronger “chlorine” smell than the pool? It’s not more chlorine. It’s not ENOUGH chlorine to break down the sweat, oils, piss, skin flakes, etc. Strong chlorine smell means all the chlorine has done its work, there’s no free chlorine and you’re just splashing in warm body products.

You’re a nasty bastard if you use a hotel jacuzzi or hot tub.

36 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yyou know what else is gross? Jacuzzis. You know why they always have a stronger “chlorine” smell than the pool? It’s not more chlorine. It’s not ENOUGH chlorine to break down the sweat, oils, piss, skin flakes, etc. Strong chlorine smell means all the chlorine has done its work, there’s no free chlorine and you’re just splashing in warm body products.

You’re a nasty bastard if you use a hotel jacuzzi or hot tub.

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From 4 years ago. Seems relevant to put here:

https://www.test.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/24423-marshall-tx-seems-like-a-second-world-country/

Why did you link the test site? Lol

7 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

About 8 years ago I had a deposition in Chico, CA. Stayed in a Courtyard Marriott that had a very similar tub directly next to the bed.

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That's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking.

I want you to clean your vagina

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Sheriff's deputies arrive at an Air BnB to find 250-300 people involved in "adult" activities at a Valentine's Day party in Marshall, Texas.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/valentines-day-party-for-singles-turns-chaotic-in-texas-deputies-respond/

so there's one listed place out on finklea road

https://maps.app.goo.gl/pSN3aPK8uZMJTDVX7

should post some reviews.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

For a period of time some years ago, I had a case that had me traveling to Marshall and spending a good bit of time there. Regularly stayed at the Comfort Suites right off of I-20. First time I went, I was traveling with a female associate. We check into our rooms, then meet back up for dinner half an hour later.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

In every room with a single king bed, this is the setup:

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

so there's one listed place out on finklea road

https://maps.app.goo.gl/pSN3aPK8uZMJTDVX7

should post some reviews.

Dick shaped pond gives it away.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yyou know what else is gross? Jacuzzis. You know why they always have a stronger “chlorine” smell than the pool? It’s not more chlorine. It’s not ENOUGH chlorine to break down the sweat, oils, piss, skin flakes, etc. Strong chlorine smell means all the chlorine has done its work, there’s no free chlorine and you’re just splashing in warm body products.

You’re a nasty bastard if you use a hotel jacuzzi or hot tub.

"That's why you take all the ketamine." - Matthew Perry

43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

so there's one listed place out on finklea road

https://maps.app.goo.gl/pSN3aPK8uZMJTDVX7

should post some reviews.

That must have been one loud-ass "party" to get the cops called on them way out there.

Well, I'd imagine all those fupas slapping gets pretty loud.

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, I'd imagine all those fupas slapping gets pretty loud.

Sure, you "imagine"

I still have a couple friends in Marshall. They aren’t fat or trashy so probably didn’t get invited but I hopefully they hear something around town about this.

Only orgy I’ve ever been to was at the Drury Inn in Mccallen, still think that has to be better than Marshall.

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

For a period of time some years ago, I had a case that had me traveling to Marshall and spending a good bit of time there. Regularly stayed at the Comfort Suites right off of I-20. First time I went, I was traveling with a female associate. We check into our rooms, then meet back up for dinner half an hour later.

I ask "So....in your room....is there...."

She answers right away, "Yep. Right there in the middle of the room. I think this is the sex hotel in town."

In every room with a single king bed, this is the setup:

Lotta fuckin' going on in Marshall, we concluded. So, this story checks out.

Years ago, I was a last minute add to my company's vegas trade show squad, but there were no availability in the ARIA the first night I arrived, and availability in general was so bad I ended up at the Luxor of all places. I probably checked into my room at midnight, and I had to be up at the convention center at like 7AM, so I wasn't planning on hitting the town. Anyways, I stroll into my room and see a setup like this

I was tired as shit from a long day, but I almost felt obligated to at least fill 'er up and crank one out whilst enjoying the view. That impulse was quickly followed up with the realization that the hot tub was probably a veteran of that exact scenario, so I passed.

Ya know.....they always say as you get older, you'll regret the hot tubs you didn't jerk off in.......and they're probably right.

Sex tub

Just sounds nasty