it's 5:40 pm, 9/29/2018, and OU still sucks

[SEC 1174]

Fuck the sooners right in their fat ugly pussies.

[mdmost 43104]

Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time?

[SEC 1174]

Just now, mdmost said:

Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time?

5:42 pm, ou status: sucks

 

How do you circumcise a sooner?

[pops 7014]

Just now, BigXII said:

5:42 pm, ou status: sucks

 

How do you circumcise a sooner?

Take off his hat?

[ztejas 43615]

Just now, BigXII said:

5:42 pm, ou status: sucks

 

How do you circumcise a sooner?

Hit his sister in the back of the head

[ztejas 43615]

9 mins in the fourth quarter and blow u has given up 26 to Baylor at home

[SEC 1174]

How can Sooners tell when their sister is on her period?

Answer: Because their dad's dick tastes like shit

[taybo20 2887]

Fuck ou

[Katfid54 8635]

So, like.... fuck ou

[Hozey11 24]

About to go in dry on them bitches!!

Fuck ou!

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Hook'Em Horns! It's 5:52 and OU still sucks!

[Braff Zacklin 13671]

This is strange: OP claims that ou was sucking at 5:40 p.m., yet it is now 5:54 p.m., and ou clearly still sucks.

Does this mean OU always sucks?

[hpslugga 4068]

OU sucks is infinite 

[texifornia 57204]

It's 6:58 on a beautiful fall evening in Brooklyn, New York, and OU still sucks

[SEC 1174]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This is strange: OP claims that ou was sucking at 5:40 p.m., yet it is now 5:54 p.m., and ou clearly still sucks.

Does this mean OU always sucks?

Oklahoma fellat in ad infinitum

[Huckleberry 33172]

This is a good thread to be the first I've subscribed to on surly.

OU sucks. Subscribed.

[ztejas 43615]

Baylor has hung 33 now on the land thieves in their own stadium

[pops 7014]

4:01 Pacific and ou sucks here as well

[drifter379 1106]

[The University 851]

 

fuck ou

[bborange 10145]

[Braff Zacklin 13671]

 

[Xcalibur 546]

OU sucks.  We coming for that ass.

[TexasMan 11015]

 

[bborange 10145]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Closet sooner fan...

[MrPhlegm 3413]

OU sucks

[TexArcher 38194]

Q. How many sooners does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

A. Fuck the sooners.

[hpslugga 4068]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Q. How many sooners does it take to change a light bulb?

One filthy, stinking Sooner to put it in and seven filthy, stinking Sooner to throw feces at it.

[LongestHorn 759]

45-35

 

[Machinator 32099]

Co-signed.

[Dark Horse 2312]

OU sucks dicks off

[Hellraiser97 183]

Fuck OU. Fuck then in their inbred asses. God damn dirt burglers

I do not like OU

[EtOH 63]

[Armybrat 40945]

https://www.ousucks.com/

[SubliminalHorn 6815]

This is gonna be a long 4 days of work 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I guess this is the best thread to put this in.  I have done similar Santa Muerte photos in years passed.  Two versions...I personally, like the black and white wet plate version.  This year I am offering La Flaquita a UT pint full of aguardente, coke, weed, $50 and a silver dollar carved in her likeness in exchange for her striking our enemy down.  Enjoy.

[Katfid54 8635]

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I guess this is the best thread to put this in.  I have done similar Santa Muerte photos in years passed.  Two versions...I personally, like the black and white wet plate version.  This year I am offering La Flaquita a UT pint full of aguardente, coke, weed, $50 and a silver dollar carved in her likeness in exchange for her striking our enemy down.  Enjoy.

 

[Spankytoes 1743]

Those sons of bitches better not even get off the bus. Our Defense is going to knock that midget’s face in the dirt in front of his family. Let Lincoln Riley stand there with that smug, dickless grin on his face while Beck has a modicum of compassion and calls off the dogs. By the end of the game, our jerseys will be crimson from their players spitting blood. 

You hear that Sooner boys?!? THE LONGHORNS ARE COMIN’ AND HELL IS COMING WITH US!!! YOUR TIME IS DONE...ITS OVER! 

OU SUCKS!!!

[Armybrat 40945]

10 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Those sons of bitches better not even get off the bus. Our Defense is going to knock that midget’s face in the dirt in front of his family. Let Lincoln Riley stand there with that smug, dickless grin on his face while Beck has a modicum of compassion and calls off the dogs. By the end of the game, our jerseys will be crimson from their players spitting blood. 

You hear that Sooner boys?!? THE LONGHORNS ARE COMIN’ AND HELL IS COMING WITH US!!! YOUR TIME IS DONE...ITS OVER! 

OU SUCKS!!!

Say when. 🤠

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Dear Coach Herman and my beloved Longhorns,

Let’s get straight to the point, do not fuck this up. Just like one doesn’t choose his parents, one does not choose the alma mater of his boss. I recently took a contract position and on my first day (the Tuesday after our loss to Maryland goddamnit), I found that both my supervisor, as well as our boss, are sooners. I immediately caught flack for the loss to Maryland, which was well deserved. However, in the run of wins we have enjoyed in the weeks since, I have stayed humbly quiet.

Now it’s time for you to do your job and beat these trailer trash livin, sister fuckin, toothless land thieves’ dicks into the dirt. I want to be able to walk into my office on Monday with my head held high. I won’t say anything until they bring it up, because that is how I roll. So again, don’t fuck this up. If you do, well, you can go fuck yourself while chewing bubblegum.

Saludos,

Patricio Swayze