this article...wow

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/cory-mills-florida-investigation-profile-stolen-valor-trump-sex-workers-pacem-restraining-order-miss-us/

Should neg you for the redundant thread title -- GOP and Shitbags are synonyms, good sir.

Indeed, one is not qualified to hold office as a Republican unless you have a resume of shitbaggery similar to Mr. Mills'.

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this article...wow

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/cory-mills-florida-investigation-profile-stolen-valor-trump-sex-workers-pacem-restraining-order-miss-us/

In the interview, the former contractor questioned how his and the congressman’s former colleagues recalled so many details about events that happened years ago. I put that question to Parks. Why did he remember Mills’ actions so well? “Well, number one,” Parks replied, “when you’re a Grade A jackass and you do dumb shit and you make everybody look bad, you get remembered.” He summed up Mills by placing him on a bespoke continuum: “He’s a schmuck bordering on being a douchebag.”

apparently i can look forward to many people in my past having a long memory of things i once did...

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

In the interview, the former contractor questioned how his and the congressman’s former colleagues recalled so many details about events that happened years ago. I put that question to Parks. Why did he remember Mills’ actions so well? “Well, number one,” Parks replied, “when you’re a Grade A jackass and you do dumb shit and you make everybody look bad, you get remembered.” He summed up Mills by placing him on a bespoke continuum: “He’s a schmuck bordering on being a douchebag.”

apparently i can look forward to many people in my past having a long memory of things i once did...

Oh, give yourself a little grace. You're not BORDERING on being a douchebag.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, give yourself a little grace. You're not BORDERING on being a douchebag.

i like to earn my accolades early in life so there's still enough time to bask in their glory...