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Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley. 

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Just now, Treefidy said:

Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. 

Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. 

He also shits like this

Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I love these after-win drunk threads!

 

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lincoln riley pres in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants.

🤣

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14 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

He also shits like this

Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying.

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4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

Lincoln Riley also hates that it's really the OU game.  He prefers Red River Rivalry. 

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