Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America

[Treefidy 1,463]

And he stole the bag o dicks from bob. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,097]

Lincoln Riley PayPals ISIS

 

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[TexArcher 37,763]

Lincoln Riley went to a nude beach and called the cops because he was offended by all the bare breasts jiggling.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Lincoln Riley eats pizza with a spork

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Lincoln Riley eats his chili with beans.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Lincoln Riley honks at old women taking too long to cross the road

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

Lincoln Riley earns $10 the hard way in the trailer park...one quarter at a time.

[TexArcher 37,763]

Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right.

[Treefidy 1,463]

Lincoln Riley thinks gonorrhea means pepto- bismol worked. 

[TexArcher 37,763]

Lincoln Riley can't decide if his favorite band is Creed or Nickelback.

[EtOH 63]

Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley. 

[ztejas 43,411]

46 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right.

Too far

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Lincoln Riley think Urban Meyer is a man of class and of great integrity.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Lincoln riley turns wide into the far lane and he doesn't use his blinker.

[El Squared 1,800]

Lincoln Riley binge watches Ellen DeGeneres 

[El Squared 1,800]

Lincoln Riley tore the tag off his mattress....in the daytime.

[ztejas 43,411]

Lincoln Riley can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,872]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Stoops is a swell dude

[Treefidy 1,463]

Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. 

Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Lincoln riley moonlights as a telemarketer

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Just now, Treefidy said:

Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. 

Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. 

He also shits like this

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

[Wishbone 4,759]

I love these after-win drunk threads!

[ousux 5,597]

Lincoln Riley thinks Kim Jong Un has great sense of style

[AUS-97HORN 11,756]

fuck ou

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Lincoln riley pees in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants.

Edited September 30, 2018 by HOOK'EMHOOAH

[deadshank 24,652]

Lincoln Riley says "for all intensive purposes"

[Wishbone 4,759]

8 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I love these after-win drunk threads!

 

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lincoln riley pres in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants.

🤣

[Treefidy 1,463]

14 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

He also shits like this

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying.

Edited September 30, 2018 by HOOK'EMHOOAH

[Treefidy 1,463]

Lincoln Riley thinks hope solo is Hans chaste daughter.  

[HornOnTheBayou 8,905]

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

[Blotto 23,488]

imgur

[Treefidy 1,463]

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

Lincoln Riley also hates that it's really the OU game.  He prefers Red River Rivalry. 

Edited September 30, 2018 by Treefidy

[Vertigo 20,276]

Lincoln Riley leaves frozen items on the shelf of the cereal section of the grocery store.

[Wishbone 4,759]

Lincoln Riley likes his bag of dicks with the nuts still attached. With jack sauce.

Edited September 30, 2018 by Wishbone

[Bozo_Casanova 26,436]

Lincoln Riley smells like FARTS

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Lincoln riley "borrowed" his neighbor's bug zapper 5 years ago and never had any intention of returning it.

Edited September 30, 2018 by HOOK'EMHOOAH

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lincoln Riley smells like FARTS

To be sure, that's because he drives a Prius and farts inside of it with the windows locked.

[Otter 51]

Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries

[Kyle 207]

Lincoln Riley raped that Ford chick.

[Otter 51]

Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is

[Wishbone 4,759]

1 minute ago, Otter said:

Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries

Not so fast my friend! My neighbor plugged a hole in her boat with one of those.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Lincoln riley eats in front of kids fasting for surgery.

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

Lincoln Riley thinks in and out is better than whataburger.

[Vertigo 20,276]

Lincoln Riley does goat yoga.

[TexArcher 37,763]

Lincoln Riley has a tramp stamp tattoo of Jar Jar Binks.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Lincoln Riley wears a merkin.

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Lincoln Riley wears a pussy hat while douching his flappy twat. 

[The Tower 362]

Lincoln Riley still uses AOL as his main Internet service.  

[El Squared 1,800]

Lincoln Riley prefers Parkay to butter.