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Rams' Puka Nacua sued over alleged antisemitic remark, bite

A woman in Los Angeles has filed a civil lawsuit against Puka Nacua alleging the Rams wide receiver made an "unprovoked antisemitic statement" and later bit her on the shoulder.
#104

I'm sure someone may have already posted, but the Team USA ass-kicking they put on teams comprised of current and former NFL players is very interesting. You would think NFL players would dominate but they were totally befuddled throughout the games. The Team USA play design for five players was kinda amazing, as sometimes they had three players back as QB's! They always made the right selection to run or pass and they won their games 39-14 and 43-16 in the round-robin portion and 24-14 in the championship.

Take a watch, if you, like me, you would rather waste time than keep promises to frustrated clients.

FYI: Gronk can still catch and Brady scrambled better than Hurts, haha.

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#107
9 minutes ago, Iceman said:

NFL players beaten at game of tag.

Color me unimpressed.

Yep, it's like professional mini golfers (is this even a thing??) beating pro golfers at a game of mini golf. Doesn't really mean much. Flag football isn't real football.

#109
UNREAL! 🤯🤯🤯

#Vikings QB JJ McCarthy took Kyler Murray to lunch as a sign of good faith between the quarterbacks.

Things took a quickly took a turn when the waitress handed Murray crayons, a coloring book, and a kids menu.

McCarthy burst out laughing and told Murray he

#110

Fuck Caleb Williams.


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48317467/gervin-irked-bears-williams-filed-trademark-iceman


"Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams' attempt to trademark the moniker "Iceman" is facing scrutiny from a legendary NBA player who shares the same nickname.

George Gervin, the Hall of Famer and four-time NBA scoring champion, told ESPN that he was "caught off guard" when he learned that Williams had attempted to trademark "Iceman," the nickname that the quarterback earned during the 2025 season for his late-game performances that culminated with the Bears winning their first playoff game in 15 years.

"I've been the Iceman for 40-something years," Gervin said. "I never thought anybody would try to trademark it. He kind of knocked me out the box."

On March 16, Caleb Williams Holding Inc. filed four trademark applications with the United States Patent and Trademark Office related to the "Iceman" nickname. According to the trademark application, goods and services related to the name include athletic sporting goods and equipment, water bottles, T-shirts, sweatshirts, jerseys, hats, eyewear and downloadable posters and digital trading cards.

On March 20, Gervin Interests LLC filed two trademark applications for "Iceman" and "Iceman 44," the latter of which references the jersey number Gervin wore throughout his NBA career. In 1987, the San Antonio Spurs retired Gervin's number."

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#111

I don’t live in Chicago and maybe I’ve just missed it, but when did he “earn” the nickname Iceman? I’ve literally never heard that attached to him.

Or is this like Kobe giving himself a nickname?

#113

Maybe back to Arch rather than Marshall.

The Browns withdrew their rules change proposal that would have allowed teams to trade draft picks up to five years in advance instead of three, a source confirmed.
#123

I bitch about this every year but the damn draft needs to be earlier, before March Madness and the baseball season

#126

Kirk Cousins is going to have made 361 million dollars in the NFL if he makes it through next season.

#127
On 4/2/2026 at 2:23 PM, kevwun said:

Kirk Cousins is going to have made 361 million dollars in the NFL if he makes it through next season.

Pro Football Reference shows his career has similar quality and shape to the following Hall of Famers: Bradshaw, Jim Kelly, and Bob Griese.

Also wild is that he is ranked career top-20 in the following stats: completions, yards, TDs, passer rating, attempts/game, yds/att, completion %-age. I do not think he's worth $361mm, though.

#128
26 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Pro Football Reference shows his career has similar quality and shape to the following Hall of Famers: Bradshaw, Jim Kelly, and Bob Griese.

Also wild is that he is ranked career top-20 in the following stats: completions, yards, TDs, passer rating, attempts/game, yds/att, completion %-age. I do not think he's worth $361mm, though.

I know some of the metrics and analytics attempt to account for era, but you can’t overstate how different the game is from a passing perspective than it was 30+ years ago. Offensive evolution plus rules changes.

#129

I think the Raiders made a fairly good hire in Kubiak, and I like their free agency pick ups. I wouldn’t have engaged with the Ravens on a Crosby trade. They have a history of terminating trades via physicals. Not a wise path for a medical risk guy. They should have taken 75 cents on the dollar from another franchise that is trying to win now. An additional first and second would have helped the rebuild.

I guess they had to do Cousins if they don’t want Mendoza to play right away. After Willis signed, he was the only league average starting QB left.

#144
21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

New you say?

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I mean, they had that strange off-white color the last few years. And a redundant patch on the chest. So, an improvement I guess. But yeah, this is more cleaned-up than new.

#145
56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Certainly wasn't a good look, but when the dust settled the Vikings had the guy they had intended to take at #7 (Kevin Williams) and were able to pay him #9 slot money instead. And he went on to have a HOF career. I still think Ozzie Newsome of the Ravens fucked up, which led to the trade not being approved, but you can also point the finger at Minnesota for trying to pull the trigger on the trade very late in the process.

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What really happened with Vikings' missed NFL draft pick...

Why did the Vikings get leapfrogged? It started with a last-minute trade mandate and an unanswered call, but it didn't end badly for Minnesota.

#146
Breaking: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl DT Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.
#147
10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
Breaking: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl DT Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

The Bungles have done it again. They have been fleeced, Lawrence has regressed badly the last two years, is old, and now he can hold them at gunpoint on his demands that he be made the highest paid DT in football.

#150

I'd almost feel bad for them if he hadn't have done the exact same thing last year. Maybe don't count on his crazy ass going forward.

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