kenpom has us losing 82-74

for an idea of how elite purdue’s offense is:

Game Day. 🤘🏼

BELT TO ASS

Line up to Purdue -8.5

make sure you are not eating when you click through

https://purduesports.com/sports/cheerleading/roster?view=card

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

make sure you are not eating when you click through

https://purduesports.com/sports/cheerleading/roster?view=card

Why do they all have the Joker's lipstick?

Maybe we beat them by 75.5%

• 
• Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein

Source: Texas' Jordan Pope (ankle) is a game-time decision for tonight's Sweet 16 game against Purdue.

Averages 13.1 PPG.

• 9:03 PM · Mar 26, 2026

Figure Pope has to play for us to have a chance.

The Pope injury is not ideal. Hopefully he is 95% and we are just fucking with Purdue. Not gonna get my hopes up.

38 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

make sure you are not eating when you click through

https://purduesports.com/sports/cheerleading/roster?view=card

Feeling relaxed about this one. Season already exceeded the talent level of the team with this March run. Just go play loose and let if fly

42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

make sure you are not eating when you click through

https://purduesports.com/sports/cheerleading/roster?view=card

Why you be hatin' on Jacob like that?

just got a text from maxhorn who won't trumpet his own horn but i want to share.....

due to life he missed the first 3 games

he is back from dodgers spring training in az

he is home on his couch

he is going to not watch our game to see if there is some kind of mojo

so he's doing his part

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Why you be hatin' on Jacob like that?

He's prettier than half the chicks on there.

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Why you be hatin' on Jacob like that?

their coach is the hottest on the squad

never seen that before

these are the top 2 and then it's downhill from there.... like notch peak in utah: a 4000' vertical drop

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

make sure you are not eating when you click through

I refer everyone back to the post about my prof who strongly advised I not attend Purdue but rather Texas for grad school. "Reasons."

surly assholes...

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I refer everyone back to the post about my prof who strongly advised I not attend Purdue but rather Texas for grad school. "Reasons."

i missed that post

that man saved your life

14 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

surly assholes...

dude, we're playing with house money now....

Edited March 26Mar 26 by Hagbard Celine
derp

ITS A SIGN!

WE WINNING TONIGHT.

Pope wasn't on the floor for the first pre-game warmup

Sark is in the building!

Might as well recruit and support the basketball team (and go home to visit fam) all in one trip.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Pope wasn't on the floor for the first pre-game warmup

Are they planning to bring him out WWE style after the first TV timeout?

Wilcher was in the starting lineup but they just changed it to Pope.

He was limpin pretty bad last game. But still hit 2 bangers in crunch. And almost had a 3rd from the logo but it rimmed out

• 
• Jalen Brown @jalenpolobrown

UPDATE: Texas Point Guard Jordan Pope WILL start against Purdue in the Sweet 16

Official Texas starting lineup vs Purdue:

G: Jordan Pope

G: Tramon Mark

F: Dailyn Swain

F: Camden Heide

C: Matas Vokietaitis

#Hookem | @orangebloods_

• 10:51 PM · Mar 26, 2026

• 
• Jalen Brown @jalenpolobrown · Mar 26, 2026

BREAKING: Texas Point Guard Jordan Pope is a game-time decision against Purdue in the Sweet 16

Pope is dealing with an ankle injury that he suffered late against Gonzaga in their last matchup

#Hookem | #Texas

2 minutes ago, avidhornslurker said:

Wilcher was in the starting lineup but they just changed it to Pope.

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34 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i missed that post

that man saved your life

No doubt. I married an Austin born and bred UT grad for whom "I outkicked my coverage" doesn't begin to describe it.

A couple of these Purdue cheerleaders are fucking fat.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

A couple of these Purdue cheerleaders are fucking fat.

I like fat bitches and I like em thin, I take a fat bitch and stick my dick right in......

They have to see if Pope can go or not.

BetMGM gave me +8.5 so my ml bet nearly doubles my stake.

Puck Furdue

We are so effed

We should probably consider putting a player within 7 feet of their best 3-point shooter.

Stop with the 3 point shots

Stop shooting 3s and drive.

Might wanna slow this down a bit.

Boarding well so far though.

They are going to double Vok everytime, so adjust

Beating up the rebounder is a great way to get your ball back

They can't guard Vok. Gonna have to double all night.

Not so bad so far.

Vok is making himself some money in this tourney. I just hope it's from us.

Ggoing to have to wear down 45 or get him in foul trouble. He’s a wall on the interior so far

Bad start but great response.

I hate that the ESPN score app notification is way ahead of the broadcast