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The Eric Swallwell Thread of Shame/California Gov Race 2026

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A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent.
Former staffer says Rep. Eric Swalwell, candidate for California governor, sexually assaulted her
“These allegations are false and come on the eve of an election against the frontrunner for governor,” Swalwell said in a statement.
"She daid Swalwell, who is married and 17 years her senior, tried to kiss her in her car when she drove him home from a donor meeting one night. Driving him to another event weeks later, she said Swalwell pulled out his penis in the car and asked her to perform oral sex on him.
BREAKING - Multiple senior staff of Rep. Eric Swalwell have resigned from his campaign amid new sexual misconduct allegations involving a former intern 17 years younger than him that he “took out for drinks” who woke up the next morning with no recollection of the night.
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#2
1 minute ago, Earl Haffler said:
A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent.
Former staffer says Rep. Eric Swalwell, candidate for California governor, sexually assaulted her
“These allegations are false and come on the eve of an election against the frontrunner for governor,” Swalwell said in a statement.
"She daid Swalwell, who is married and 17 years her senior, tried to kiss her in her car when she drove him home from a donor meeting one night. Driving him to another event weeks later, she said Swalwell pulled out his penis in the car and asked her to perform oral sex on him.
BREAKING - Multiple senior staff of Rep. Eric Swalwell have resigned from his campaign amid new sexual misconduct allegations involving a former intern 17 years younger than him that he “took out for drinks” who woke up the next morning with no recollection of the night.

Welp. GTFO, creep.

wow. It just really is not that hard to say that even when it’s about someone on “my team”. MAGA makes that look so fucking difficult. I feel brave.

#6

Kalshi has him at 8% from like 70%. Good riddance. Easily the most annoying candidate in that he had zero substance besides “I fight Trump” and seemed likely to coast on that. Gtfo.

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#9

Ol’ Earl is accidentally gonna put a spotlight on the difference between Democrats and Republicans in this thread.

Later, dude.

#11

Good riddance. Now do Donald “Grab’em by the pussy”, convicted felon Trump, Earl! I guess this means Swallwel has flunked out of the Epstein class?

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

#16

This thread:

[. ] Worked out as OP expected

[. ] Did not work out as OP expected.

#18

<shrug> I'm sure California citizens will have plenty of other qualified candidates to pick from.

#19

I mean, sure, but let's see where this goes though before we launch him into the sun.

But yeah, it's going to be crazy to watch a lot of people all of the sudden care very much about sexual assault.

#20
9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I mean, sure, but let's see where this goes though before we launch him into the sun.

But yeah, it's going to be crazy to watch a lot of people all of the sudden care very much about sexual assault.

Eh, Pelosi just delivered the TKO. It’s over.

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I’m very proud of my wife for sharing the details she did. I’m disgusted by all of it. She found herself in one of those moments where she didn’t care what she lost if it helped one other person. The reality is the truth don’t care who tells it, but she told it. Love you @allysammarco.bsky.social
Exclusive: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her | CNN
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated, an allegation Swalwell strongly de...

#23

Y'all clearly have not thought this through. In a crowded field he is just trying to get the maga vote.

4d chess.

#24

oh believe me, we've got a 100% MAGA dickhead sheriff running. He just seized ballots to prove "cheating".

#25

Fuckstick needs to be jettisoned into obscurity. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, OP. You fucking hypocrite.

#28
2 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

Kalshi has him at 8% from like 70%. Good riddance. Easily the most annoying candidate in that he had zero substance besides “I fight Trump” and seemed likely to coast on that. Gtfo.

agreed. his whole platform was sorely lacking of substance

#29
6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

How is it possible that Newsom doesn’t have some shit like this out?

he’s sleazy but not rapey. also california political machine family royalty

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#30
9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

How is it possible that Newsom doesn’t have some shit like this out?

Chicks see Gavin they drop their panties. No rape required. Gavin wears that ass out, and then sends them to Don Jr.

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What’s the crowded field / DNC version of this?

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#33
3 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:
A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent.
Former staffer says Rep. Eric Swalwell, candidate for California governor, sexually assaulted her
“These allegations are false and come on the eve of an election against the frontrunner for governor,” Swalwell said in a statement.
"She daid Swalwell, who is married and 17 years her senior, tried to kiss her in her car when she drove him home from a donor meeting one night. Driving him to another event weeks later, she said Swalwell pulled out his penis in the car and asked her to perform oral sex on him.
BREAKING - Multiple senior staff of Rep. Eric Swalwell have resigned from his campaign amid new sexual misconduct allegations involving a former intern 17 years younger than him that he “took out for drinks” who woke up the next morning with no recollection of the night.

How did you think this would be received here? Why it is as though you are representative of the common clay of the new west. I don’t think I have to spell out what that makes you, you rube.

When people do things like Swalwell has done they should not only be banished from the realm of politics, but should face criminal charges for their actions as well.

#34

Maybet the employee handbook didn't mention anything on whether or not you can just pull your dick out? Was that specified?

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#35
3 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:
A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent.
Former staffer says Rep. Eric Swalwell, candidate for California governor, sexually assaulted her
“These allegations are false and come on the eve of an election against the frontrunner for governor,” Swalwell said in a statement.
"She daid Swalwell, who is married and 17 years her senior, tried to kiss her in her car when she drove him home from a donor meeting one night. Driving him to another event weeks later, she said Swalwell pulled out his penis in the car and asked her to perform oral sex on him.
BREAKING - Multiple senior staff of Rep. Eric Swalwell have resigned from his campaign amid new sexual misconduct allegations involving a former intern 17 years younger than him that he “took out for drinks” who woke up the next morning with no recollection of the night.

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#36
1 hour ago, Bookman said:

I don't even know who the fuck this guy is.

Meet the new Anthony Weiner, same as the old Anthony Weiner

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

oh believe me, we've got a 100% MAGA dickhead sheriff running. He just seized ballots to prove "cheating".

How is this gonna shake out in CA? Should we be worried?

#37

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How is this gonna shake out in CA? Should we be worried?

It helps Democrats running for governor.

#38
25 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Meet the new Anthony Weiner, same as the old Anthony Weiner

How is this gonna shake out in CA? Should we be worried?

Trump endorsing Steve Hilton + Dem front runner dropping out pretty much eliminates the R/R jungle primary debacle. Although in a larger sense yes you should be worried in that no candidate (besides Matt Mahan, polling 3%) seems particularly concerned about the housing crisis that is projected to lose up to five congressional seats to Texas and Florida in 2030.

#39

holy fuck...tuned in to "Jeopardy" to see if that Jamie Ding cat is still dominating (he is) and EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL is for the CA GOV race. Most of them are paid for by Tom Steyer.

#41
5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I just realized California has never had a woman governator

And to think, one could have secured the nomination without campaigning a few months ago (yes I know I didn’t want her either back then, but I assumed as the world’s fifth largest economy we could easily expect something better than a replacement-level Democrat).

#43
Statement from CADEM Chair Rusty Hicks on Recent Allegations Against Rep. Eric Swalwell.

#44
23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

a scrub dem is a whole bunch better than Chad Bianco.

That’s what we are looking at? This whole race is a complete joke.

Also, as Barbara Boxer recently noted, who the fuck is Rusty Hicks? Dude should have told Betty Yee and Xavier Becerra to head out to the pasture months ago.

#46
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Once again, no.

It’s going to be Steyer (unfortunately)

Could do much worse than him.

#47
16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Could do much worse than him.

I strongly disagree with that.

Can we get Jerry Brown back on the horn? That dude is going to live forever.

#48

Linda Rondstadt's pussy has magical powers.

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#49
3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Chicks see Gavin they drop their panties. No rape required. Gavin wears that ass out, and then sends them to Don Jr.

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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It. Out.

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