College Gameday in Dallas for Texas/OU

[mininghorn88 2,294]

2 hours ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Why are you making this a choice? There is only one right answer. Hookem and OU sucks!

[Eastwood 4,394]

"Your mom is a cesspool"

[Surly Bevo 25,085]

Kirk

I dove in your mom's cesspool

[LTtxfan 49,309]

12 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

“Tom, Lets hit the Titter”

Is Tommy attending Lee Harvey's Happy Hour and then providing Limo Service to the Entertainment?? 😄

[PsychMike 1,552]

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Guest picker will be Jerry Jones.  He'll talk about how much he'd love to get the game out at the schtadeum so all these great fans could get a look at Gene's art work.  

Yep, he'll be the picker alright.

[Hamttx 421]

Sign suggestions:

“I won as many bowl games as a college QB as Herbie did”

“I couldn’t do more then 8-4”

 

[pops 7,005]

2 hours ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Girlfriend?  Girlfriend?!?  Ask her if you can look in her purse for a second, get your balls out of it, and go to the game. 

[Surly Bevo 25,085]

Also your girlfriend's friend is a cheap skate starting a wedding at 2pm.  If it's some "fellowship hall" reception kind of wedding you should dump your girlfriend for even inviting you....on principle

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Unpopular opinion: I have become a fan of “Coming to your City” intro. It’s grown on me these past 10 years. It’s awesome Game Day s coming. Texas Football is back. #ThisisTexas

[orangebird 1,079]

Fuck yeah.  Bring the hate, baby.  All is right with the world again, at least for a week.

[kopp0e 1,135]

22 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Yep, he'll be the picker alright.

Damnit I was eating lunch and scrolled across this... Ha.. (sort of)

[Bottlecap 1,523]

The set will be inside the stadium, correct? you can probably stop with the lame sign suggestions since it won't be that kind of gameday. also gameday sucks. fuck gameday.

[mdmost 43,011]

No. They will probably be set up near the automobile buildings across from the Hall of State. It's a Fox broadcast so they're not letting a competing network in the stadium. So signs are fine. 

[BabaBooey 131]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

GameDay is ESPN, not Fox. Both studios will be there now.

I know. I was saying that Fox probably  knew Game Day would be there. That’s why they kept saying they would be outside the stadium for coverage pre game,

[The Golden Hat 299]

Fuck you Herbstreit. I mean that sincerely. 

 

[mdmost 43,011]

Another possible spot might be next to the former Museum of Natural History/IMAX area. The Fair doesn't have a lot of large open spaces for them to set up like normal so they'll have to squeeze in somewhere. 

[The Golden Hat 299]

20 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I have become a fan of “Coming to your City” intro. It’s grown on me these past 10 years.

Of course you have. By the way did you ever find someone to custom-tailor a football jersey for you?

[TexasMan 10,944]

24 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Unpopular opinion: I have become a fan of “Coming to your City” intro. It’s grown on me these past 10 years. It’s awesome Game Day s coming. Texas Football is back. #ThisisTexas

That is one extremely terrible take. It has gotten progressively worse over the past 10 years. 

This was the last time it was good.

 

 

 

[RPM 26,327]

We need some Thujone inspired signs of Okies gobbling cock.

[TexasMan 10,944]

Early line: OU -7.5

[Dnaguy 12,012]

9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

That is one extremely terrible take. It has gotten progressively worse over the past 10 years. 

This was the last time it was good.

 

 

 

Wrong. It was never good. 

[brojangles2 786]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Uber won’t  let me schedule for Saturday morning. Keeps giving a damn error message. 

Lyft son..

Never used them. I’m open to it. Is it a better experience? 

[Hank_Hill 18,891]

It's the exact same thing. 

[brojangles2 786]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

It's the exact same thing. 

Right, but considering the guy suggested it as an alternative, I’m just asking if the experience is better or easier. In this instance, the app (Uber) is acting complete shit for future scheduling. 

[Zavala 1,384]

Fuck Kirk Herbstreet.

 

That is all

[Tex Pete 20,407]

5 hours ago, utexas8 said:

How can one make the Kyler Murray Ewok into a game day sign.

 

Asking for a friend

 

 

Just make sure and give me credit. 

[Tex Pete 20,407]

5 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

Edited September 30, 2018 by Tex Pete
Double post

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Unpopular opinion: I have become a fan of “Coming to your City” intro. It’s grown on me these past 10 years. It’s awesome Game Day s coming. Texas Football is back. #ThisisTexas

“A little Ching in your Chang Chang seems a bit racist.” - Soso Jamabo

Edited September 30, 2018 by ChickenSandwich

[LTtxfan 49,309]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Time to blow up that Ewok poster. 

Over under on “Free Candi” signs at 1.5

[LTtxfan 49,309]

Think there might be a sign about Jimbo's incident during arky game.

 

Edited September 30, 2018 by LTtxfan

[mininghorn88 2,294]

TX/OU T-shirts from when I was on the 40 Acres as a student.  Just came across them stuffed away in some old boxes.  Nope, can no longer wear them; a bit tight around the waist shoulders.

 

[Tex Pete 20,407]

This one will also work. Just put my username in the corner or something. 

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

I'm guessing it will be around Texas +7

Too high. Texas +5. I’m sure the line is out. I haven’t seen it. 

[Tex Pete 20,407]

I probably need to edit this before anyone makes posters for Gameday. 

[LTtxfan 49,309]

Maybe a SURLY sign at GameDay?

[nycHorn 3,038]

14 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Too high. Texas +5. I’m sure the line is out. I haven’t seen it. 

 

It’s showing Texas +7.5

 

Edited September 30, 2018 by nycHorn

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe a SURLY sign at GameDay?

Matters not how you Slay the Purple Wizard, only that he is Slain. I bid good morrow to all. Now we must slay the dwarf king to conquer Mobilehoma. Beer be with us. 

Edited September 30, 2018 by ChickenSandwich

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

4 hours ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Who schedules a wedding on an OU weekend Saturday?  What kind of wuss is she marrying who would agree to such a date?

[brojangles2 786]

12 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who schedules a wedding on an OU weekend Saturday?  What kind of wuss is she marrying who would agree to such a date?

This. 

[ousux 5,600]

Never used them. I’m open to it. Is it a better experience? 

Its the same thing, some guy using his own car as a taxi. In fact some Uber drivers do both..

I'm just saying if the Uber app fucks up there are alternatives, even the yellow dog cab if you want to slum it.

[The University 851]

fuck espn and their clownshow. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Jordan Speith for guest picker?

[Hank_Hill 18,891]

He's great at golf but has about as much personality as a sack of flour. Pass.

[The Golden Hat 299]

Can someone get a message to Herbstreit for me?

Just tell him I said fuck you.

Thanks!

[conVINCEd 21,469]

What former UT player do the inbreds hate the most?  Whoever that is, put them and bozworth both up there and let the hate flow.

[thepop 4,409]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Early line: OU -7.5

Good.

[Carlos Ramirez 5]

Maria Taylor will be in da house. Mmmmm

[DaysOff 7,959]

TX/OU T-shirts from when I was on the 40 Acres as a student.  Just came across them stuffed away in some old boxes.  Nope, can no longer wear them; a bit tight around the waist shoulders.


 

Had the boy pissing on Oklahoma shirt.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I wish I could find the article/blog/whatever from about 10 years ago where Herbie said that every time he comes to Austin, one of the first things he does is text his wife asking her why they don't just move there.  All I can find is shit about why he and his family got the hell out of Columbus.

[The Tower 366]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Early line: OU -7.5

Early line for ou sucking: infinity