Kentucky will do unspeakable things to aggy

[Gil Bang 25,960]

gonna get uglier than listeater.

[Dewey 3,286]

I actually looked up who their coach was this morning because I thought "no way Mark Stoops is still there coach". Figured with the sudden turnaround they got a new coach.

[ButtFumble 5,180]

22 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I actually looked up who their coach was this morning because I thought "no way Mark Stoops is still there coach". Figured with the sudden turnaround they got a new coach.

Mark is out from under his brothers shadow and spreading his wings

[Loco 3,752]

Ky was all over the cocks.... advantage aggy!

[Leanderman 2,275]

Another moral victory for the aggies....Stupid sips.

[Yesh 915]

Kentucky being good just shows how deep and tough the SEC is, which makes every loss to a SEC team basically like beating a non-SEC team.

[Goodman 3,273]

Y'all really are going to trust KY FB, sec officiating and a Stoops brother to deliver? Good luck. 

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

Man what kind of meltdown awaits if the Wildcats win the game..? Might be time to reapply to the XII...

[Deej 76,797]

If they were playing any SEC school other than aggy, I'd say no.

[ChickenSandwich 9,836]

15 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Y'all really are going to trust KY FB, sec officiating and a Stoops brother to deliver? Good luck. 

 

This. KY is this year’s Scar. Beat a couple of shitty over ranked SEC teams and then shit on their dicks vs the rest of the over ranked shitty SEC teams. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

59 minutes ago, Loco said:

Ky was all over the cocks.... advantage aggy!

They were just lubing the cocks up for their game against aggy in a couple of weeks ... definitely advantage aggy.

[Native Horn 3,504]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

Mark is out from under his brothers shadow and spreading his wings  cheeks.

FIFY

[Hagbard Celine 10,867]

i've been thinking KY was a pyle trap for months with all of their returning starters.  groid have already banked this win regardless of results to date.

it's october.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i've been thinking KY was a pyle trap for months with all of their returning starters.  groid have already banked this win regardless of results to date.

it's october.

...

profit?

[Chad 1,728]

That moral victory the aggy chalked up vs Clemson loses more and more luster by the week, hell they nearly lost to Cuse yesterday. I would've laughed if the hogs  beat the aggy.

Edited September 30, 2018 by Chad

[Parliament 14,260]

KY is all Benny Snell.  Has nothing to do with the cock-gobbler's brother.

[El Diablo 4,232]

Clackety-clack, clackety-clack, aggy coaster climbing the track, top of the mountain was a Razorback. Now comes the fun - WHEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Loss? Have you seen that strength of schedule? Sec is tough son.
We just put a whoopin on arky saw. Aint you seen. Dern sipper. Winnin a game in sec is like 5 wins in a regular conference. Hell,even a loss counts a at least 2 wins in a reg conf. The dallas cowboys couldnt win a game in our conference.
Losing in sec is better than a win in the little 12.
Coulda beat arky by 30 but jimbob fisher let off the gas.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

KY is overrated.  Florida and SC suck

[Vic Mackey 47,045]

58 minutes ago, Chad said:

That moral victory the aggy chalked up vs Clemson loses more and more luster by the week, hell they nearly lost to Cuse yesterday. I would've laughed if the hogs  beat the aggy.

Clemson has looked weak all season. They are nowhere near their ranking. Syracuse should have easily beat them yesterday and that was in Clemson. I want them nowhere near the playoffs at this point. 

And this is exactly Aggy logic. They pimp their losses more than their wins. Because their wins are fucking weak. My Aggy cousin claims they are better because their 2 losses are better than our lone loss to Maryland. I don't get it.

Edited September 30, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[Hamttx 419]

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

KY is overrated.  Florida and SC suck

Look, I hate the dick squeezing the SEC gets as bad as anyone. But, do you honestly believe the Texas team that you witnessed yesterday could go into Lexington, Columbia or Gainesville or even Starkville and win comfortably? And don’t forget what Miss St did to KSU earlier this year. So they may not be top 10 teams, but you’re in denial if you think they are push overs.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My Aggy cousin claims they are better because their 2 losses are better than our lone loss to Maryland. I don't get it.

That's because you aren't an aggy. From the outside, you can't understand it. From the inside, you're too busy losing to be able to explain it.

[Pato del Muerto 52,503]

If sec officiating holds, they will be helping uk in the game as they are the ranked undefeated team. Bama has LSU and Auburn as good teams on its schedule, Georgia needs uk as highly ranked as possible since the east is trash. 

[Underdog 28,662]

GDit, y'all. 

 

Aggs are winning this one comfortably. 

[aggie08 21,504]

What if unspeakable things do aggy to Kentucky?

[Vic Mackey 47,045]

That's because you aren't an aggy. From the outside, you can't understand it. From the inside, you're too busy losing to be able to explain it.

You're absolutely right. I'd rather discuss who has the better wins, not losses. Like any normal person discussing sports.

[F250 28,777]

These unspeakable things, isn't that the kind of stuff aggy does to each other on a typical Friday night in College Station?

 

 

[GotThatFire 166]

3 hours ago, Goodman said:

Y'all really are going to trust KY FB, sec officiating and a Stoops brother to deliver? Good luck. 

 

Yeah, not gonna happen. KY actually sucks

[Elmer_Fudd 22,246]

Looking at the aggy boards they think they'll win by 14 or so.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Man what kind of meltdown awaits if the Wildcats win the game..? Might be time to reapply to the XII...

No backsies aggy boy

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

What if unspeakable things do aggy to Kentucky?

At Tenagra?

[ztejas 43,454]

23 hours ago, Goodman said:

Y'all really are going to trust KY FB, sec officiating and a Stoops brother to deliver? Good luck. 

 

No, we're trusting aggy to aggy

[ztejas 43,454]

21 hours ago, Hamttx said:

Look, I hate the dick squeezing the SEC gets as bad as anyone. But, do you honestly believe the Texas team that you witnessed yesterday could go into Lexington, Columbia or Gainesville or even Starkville and win comfortably? And don’t forget what Miss St did to KSU earlier this year. So they may not be top 10 teams, but you’re in denial if you think they are push overs.

Probably not. I also don't think any of those teams beat us in Austin. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Is it time for peak roller coaster?

[The Golden Hat 299]

[kopp0e 1,135]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

21 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's because you aren't an aggy. From the outside, you can't understand it. From the inside, you're too busy losing to be able to explain it.

You're absolutely right. I'd rather discuss who has the better wins, not losses. Like any normal person discussing sports.

Otherwise, everyone would talk of how "close" Barkely came with the Sun's/ the Bills were in Super Bowls/ A&M "almost" beat Clemson...

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

After the brutal moral loss this past weekend, aggy is due for another moral victory against a quality SEC opponent at home. 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

aggy is -7.  I think KY wins outright.

[Mileslong 4,727]

I think KY wins as well, Aggy ends up 6-6 this year, book it

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

RANK    TEAM    G    PLAYS    YDS     YDS/PLAY     OFF TDS     YPG

13

Texas A&M

5

384

2559

6.66

20

511.8

 

70
	Kentucky	5	328	2036	6.21	21	407.2

 

I find these total offense stats misleading and amusing. It appears aggy gains over 100 more yards per game, running more than 10 more plays per game. And has one fewer offensive TD.

[Underdog 28,662]

You motherfuckers are killing me.  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

RANK     TEAM    G     PLAYS       YDS         YDS/PLAY       OFF TDS       OPP TDS       YPG

12

Kentucky

5

324

1444

4.46

6

7

288.8

 

55

Texas A&M

5

278

1786

6.42

14

14

357.2

 

One of these teams is clearly far superior to the other on defense, though.

[TtomTerrific 200]

hmmm...."Unspeakable"  you say?

"Kentucky" you say?

 

['stache 21,816]

On 9/30/2018 at 10:49 AM, ButtFumble said:

Mark is out from under his brothers shadow and spreading his wings

He also can lay claim to being Bob Stoops' successful brother.

[Underdog 28,662]

I have that AJ photo...  Laminated. 

[zzz 199]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I have that AJ photo...  Laminated. 

Easier to clean off that way amirite?

[Valmy77 13,226]

Despite knowing nothing about either team and despite not having watched even a second of either of them play this year outside of highlights, I none-the-less feel confident that Kentucky will win big.

[Huckleberry 32,861]

If sec officiating holds, they will be helping uk in the game as they are the ranked undefeated team. Bama has LSU and Auburn as good teams on its schedule, Georgia needs uk as highly ranked as possible since the east is trash. 

The SEC East is as good as the West this year.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

It will be great when KY fans arrive in CS. "Hey Jessup, check it out. This place is shittier than Kentucky".

[BabaYaga 15,299]

Fair match-up for aggy.  Their pass rush is weak, but they are decent against the run.  We said the same thing about Clemson.  Ass-raping, etc.  They are obviously overrated, but not that much more...and they squeaked out of pyle with a win.   It pains me, but I think they win a tight one.  KY is weak sauce.