Sigh....The Cowboys Lions Game Thread

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Weird seeing a member of the Cowboys coaching staff look like he gives a shit.

[dcar00 14382]

he's yelling at Jones not Brown. 

[Fudbelty 2791]

Those clamoring for Earl realize we have a putrid offense. Unfortunately he doesn’t put points on the board.

[Vic Mackey 47182]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

We offered a 2nd.... that's a great offer.  More like Seattle liked their guys.....

Nope. We have made zero effort besides one time to improve this horrendous safety play. So yes, "we like our guys". Plenty of other safeties out there to have been had besides Earl and no draft picks would have necessary. The fact that Heath is still a starter today tells you all you need to know.

[Augustus 3061]

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Says nobody, ever. Especially with the XP moved back. You make them make the extra points to go ahead.
 

I was joking, Poindexter.

[kopp0e 1135]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If dallas

scores with anything more than 30 sec left on clock they will lose 

I'd like to say your wrong, but I'd rather wait a minute to see...

[Fudbelty 2791]

I was joking, Poindexter.

Never know these days. Keep digging, Watson.

[dcar00 14382]

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Weird seeing a member of the Cowboys coaching staff look like he gives a shit.

it has to be frustrating for a guy to coach so many morons. of course, that coach probably cares about the result.  as opposed to our HC who only cares about the process because we need 10 years to put the process in place.

[Vic Mackey 47182]

Holy shit we got lucky there. Wow.

[Firemans4Horn 18132]

Overrated o line is overrated

[Augustus 3061]

GOD DAMMIT MY HEART

[Sgt Hulk 13870]

 2 plays to get 3 yerds 

[Fudbelty 2791]

Good play I guess

[kopp0e 1135]

WTH, at least it was a scoop & toss away...

[Sgt Hulk 13870]

Don’t run the fucking football. At all 

[kopp0e 1135]

1st down...

[dcar00 14382]

why are we going empty set. I fucking hate Linehan

[Vic Mackey 47182]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Overrated o line is overrated

Line has been pretty good today.

[Firemans4Horn 18132]

Pow! Great catch

[Sgt Hulk 13870]

Now fucking sit on it 

[Vic Mackey 47182]

But but but Dak can't throw deep!

[Augustus 3061]

I hate those wily veterans.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Ballgame 

[Chief21 49]

Don't score too soon

[Fudbelty 2791]

Hahaha. I fucking hate Zeke as a human but love him as a Cowboy

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Ok, that was a nice pass.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

Fucking great throw..... not run out the clock and kick the FG and win this bitch.... Great throw!

[Drew 2540]

Wait...that was an actual route run by Elliot? Not a screen?

Wow.

Dak has been hitting guys deep in the hand all day(yes he’s missed 1 or 2)

[dcar00 14382]

we need to get closer.

[Firemans4Horn 18132]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Now fucking sit on it 

 

Let’s get it closer. No gimme from this range. 

[Trey3216 15379]

Holy shit we threw an actual route to Zeke

[Sgt Hulk 13870]

Ok magic 30’sec Mark. Don’t dallas this this shit 

[kopp0e 1135]

In field goal range now...

[Jive Turkey 12657]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Let’s get it closer. No gimme from this range. 

They used to do this with Bailey.  Play safe for a 45 yard FG.  I felt ok with Bailey, but not so much this guy.  

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Think we should be trying to get it closer. This isn't Dan Bailey.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

My Cowboy PTSD is flaring up. Preparing for incoming kick to the nuts.

[kopp0e 1135]

Just run off the clock so Detroit can't get any time left...

[kingkoopa6 8381]

Mother fucker our kicker looks nervous as fuck. I hate life 

[Trey3216 15379]

I run a fake screen to Elliott and backside drag with the TE here 

[Dog Zazz 23]

Anybody feeling comfortable?

[dcar00 14382]

CFL about to kick his first GW NFL FG

[Jive Turkey 12657]

I can't watch this.

[Fudbelty 2791]

Covering my eyes.

The crowd will tell us all we need to know.

[Gucci_Suit 2660]

Let’s let Zeke kick this. 

[Surly Bevo 25224]

Well i'll be damned

[Sgt Hulk 13870]

smack my ass and call me sally 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Nice.

[Radical Larry 28664]

Eat a dick, Detroit

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Exhale

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

Got it.... Boys win.  Feels good!!!!!